Quotes

[Misdemeanor]

"When we remember that we are all mad, the
mysteries disappear and life stands explained."

-- Mark Twain

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy
every minute of it.


"Anyone who is happy all the time is nuts."

-- Leo Rosten


Women may be able to fake orgasms,
but men can fake whole relationships.
~James Shubert


"Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough not to quit."




If you're not confused, you don't know what's going on

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

Famous quote from this geek in our office. He was stood alone (surprisingly) at a bar at an office outing, one of the hard arse managers walked up to him and asked what he was up to. He replied with.

"I'm er, just stood here looking cool at the bar"

Another quote from the famous P aka Paul Nash of Abingdon. At a bar in Oxford, stood with a bloke and two women they had met, he leaves to go to the toilet but before he goes says:

"Hey Nick. . . . keep these ladies on ice" ! ! :lol:

These may be funnier to me than you lot but they're legendary quotes within Method family ! !

[Ov3RKiLL]

lol

our mate juna was stood in the corner of a room saying 'help me boys im lost'

mind you he's taken plenty more than enough little whites to kill a small horse ;)

[coombz]

plenty....

'i'd hate to advocate drugs, alchohol and insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me' - Hunter S Thompson

'If at first you don't suceed, erase all evidence that you tried' - someone

'My father always thought laughter was the best medicine.....which i guess is why 3 of my brothers died from tuberculosis' - Jack Handey

warning - next quote may not be suitable for the young, the female, or those with heart conditions.

'ok, heres the deal, i'll stick my fingers in your cunt, or you can fuck off' - Phil Blunt '02

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

"If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kind of pussy to drink it" Lock Stock

[coombz]

hah classic hussla :>

'Its a deal, its a steal, its sale of the fuckin century' - lock stock

'Hey baby have you ever had your ass licked by a fat man in an overcoat?!?!?' Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

'They call her Trish, the Dish' 'Nobody calls me that' - Mall Rats :x

[coombz]

'I don't have an alchohol problem! I love the stuff!' - too many people to count

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

Most lines in Lock Stock are legendary !

"My name is Bond . . . . . . . . . James Bond"

Word Bond - The original Hussla !

[coombz]

word........bond is a tru playa B)

'Wanna find out if i've got the minerals?' - Tommy, 'Snatch'

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

"What d'you wanna be when you grow up ?"

"I wanna be a motha fcuking hustler, you better ask somebody"

Snoop Dog / Doggystyle / Gz's & Hustlers

[coombz]

B)

'What you gonna be chewin on tonight bitch? ..................Deeeeeez nuuuuuuutz'

some Dre + Snoop hip hop track ;]

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

1. "...Bond. James Bond."

2. "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

3. "Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men."

4. "I'll be back."

5. "Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?"

6. "Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get."

7. "I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows when you came home."

8. "Frankly, my dear. I don't give a damn."

9. "You talkin' to me?"

10. "Gimme a whiskey, ginger ale on the side...and don't be stingy, baby."

[coombz]

Play it again, Sam

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

Quotews from adverts:

"Avit"

"Wassup"

"D'you wanna flake in that luv?"

[coombz]

'Remember - You are not a salmon'

[Misdemeanor]

some really good ones boys - thou need to forget about james bond, its all about vin diesel trust me!!!!


A baby sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.

Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment. ~Rita Mae Brown

I'm determined to stay out of debt - even if I have to borrow money to do so.

Never believe anything until it has been officially denied."

God gave us all a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.
~Robin Williams

“Sex is only dirty when you do it right!” -aaiiiiiiiiiii

[Graham E]

"Hey Nick. . . . keep these ladies on ice" !....
the best ones always happen when you're pissed and trying to chat up lasses... geordie once came out with a belter something along the lines of:
"you look just like one of those prostitutes out of gta 3, and i fancy her, do you want a drink?"
he crahed and burned..
unfortunately "oh go on pet, you know you want to" is one of mine, i got a lot of gyp for that, but i think waking up next to something and simply coming out with "what the fuck are YOu doing here?" is a decent way to end a 1 night stand with the fat ugly bird thats been following you about for ages.. she never spoke to me again, strange that..

[coombz]

'As your attorney i advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine' - Dr. Gonzo, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

'In the end, they all fall.....bye Sarg m8' - ricko of #redstar fame :x

'English motherfucker! Do you speak it!?!' - Samuel L Jackson, Pulp Fiction

'I'll fuck you up!' - The infamous bad boy Matty S, aka Matty Mainline

'Do you know why they call me Jonah? Cos i'm like a whale aaaaaaiiiiiii' - the one and only Mark John (big up)

'Well, the girl is obviously getting off from the shit on her face, so yeah, that turns me on' - 'free' of tribalwar fame, RE: this picture (http://www.tubgirl.com)

[BAZ]

A wink is as good as a wave to a blind mole, say no more.

[Ov3RKiLL]

Originally posted by Ov3RKiLL@May 27 2003, 11:41 AM
lol

our mate juna was stood in the corner of a room saying 'help me boys im lost'

mind you he's taken plenty more than enough little whites to kill a small horse ;)
ahh, that was meant to say jOna

[Blerg]

Originally posted by coombz@May 28 2003, 03:25 AM
'As your attorney i advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine' - Dr. Gonzo, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

'In the end, they all fall.....bye Sarg m8' - ricko of #redstar fame :x

'English motherfucker! Do you speak it!?!' - Samuel L Jackson, Pulp Fiction

'I'll fuck you up!' - The infamous bad boy Matty S, aka Matty Mainline

'Do you know why they call me Jonah? Cos i'm like a whale aaaaaaiiiiiii' - the one and only Mark John (big up)

'Well, the girl is obviously getting off from the shit on her face, so yeah, that turns me on' - 'free' of tribalwar fame, RE: this picture (http://www.tubgirl.com)
brilliant example. but that link. clicked it, saw in the status bar where it was going, and closed it before it managed to load. but for those who havent seen it its a must. so then you can say - theres this realy sick pic that i cant look at but you enforce some other poor drone to do so