TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM


You have two cows.

You sell one and buy a bull.

Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.

You sell the herd and retire on the income.


VARIATION NO. 1 - AN AMERICAN CORPORATION


You have two cows.

You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four
cows.

You are surprised when the cow drops dead.


VARIATION NO. 2 - A FRENCH CORPORATION


You have two cows.

You go on strike because you want three cows.


VARIATION NO. 3 - A JAPANESE CORPORATION


You have two cows.

You re-design them so they are one-tenth the size of an
ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.

You then create irritating cow cartoon images called Cowkimon
and market them world-wide at a fantastic profit.


VARIATION NO. 4 - A GERMAN CORPORATION


You have two cows.

You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a
month, and milk themselves.


VARIATION NO. 5 - ENGLISH CORPORATION


You have two cows.

Both are mad.


VARIATION NO. 6 - AN ITALIAN CORPORATION


You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.

You break for lunch.


VARIATION NO. 7 - A RUSSIAN CORPORATION


You have two cows.

You count them and learn you have five cows.

You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.

You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.

You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.


VARIATION NO. 8 - A SWISS CORPORATION


You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.

You charge others for storing them.


VARIATION NO. 9 - CHINESE CORPORATION


You have two cows.

You have 300 people milking them.

You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest
the newsman who reported the numbers.


VARIATION NO. 10 - A WELSH CORPORATION


You have two cows.

The younger one is rather attractive . . .

[coombz]

old, but still funny :]

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

I never know what's been round the block and what's fresh sometimes with recieved emails at work.

[coombz]

whether its new or not, theres always someone who'll get a smile from it ;]

[BAZ]

Originally posted by coombz@May 27 2003, 11:49 AM
whether its new or not, theres always someone who'll get a smile from it ;]
Hello

[ceedee]

I like that :) heehee!

[Blerg]

Originally posted by Mikee Hussla@May 27 2003, 11:33 PM
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM


You have two cows.

You sell one and buy a bull.

Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.

You sell the herd and retire on the income.


VARIATION NO. 1 - AN AMERICAN CORPORATION


You have two cows.

You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four
cows.

You are surprised when the cow drops dead.


VARIATION NO. 2 - A FRENCH CORPORATION


You have two cows.

You go on strike because you want three cows.


VARIATION NO. 3 - A JAPANESE CORPORATION


You have two cows.

You re-design them so they are one-tenth the size of an
ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.

You then create irritating cow cartoon images called Cowkimon
and market them world-wide at a fantastic profit.


VARIATION NO. 4 - A GERMAN CORPORATION


You have two cows.

You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a
month, and milk themselves.


VARIATION NO. 5 - ENGLISH CORPORATION


You have two cows.

Both are mad.


VARIATION NO. 6 - AN ITALIAN CORPORATION


You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.

You break for lunch.


VARIATION NO. 7 - A RUSSIAN CORPORATION


You have two cows.

You count them and learn you have five cows.

You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.

You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.

You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.


VARIATION NO. 8 - A SWISS CORPORATION


You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.

You charge others for storing them.


VARIATION NO. 9 - CHINESE CORPORATION


You have two cows.

You have 300 people milking them.

You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest
the newsman who reported the numbers.


VARIATION NO. 10 - A WELSH CORPORATION


You have two cows.

The younger one is rather attractive . . .
not doughting your imaginative and creative skills, did you blag that from somewhere? as i just blagged it off you to put on my site. thats class stuff :) and i had better give credit to the writer. but if you did it your self or lie ill mention you as the head creator reather than a febble peon :D :P :rolleyes: :lol:
either way thats funny as f :ph34r: k

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

100 % blagged as most stuff is ! ! Good though !

[vice]

VARIATION NO. 11 - AN IRAQI CORPORATION


You have two cows.

Saddam steals them from you, and locks up your family.

You die from starvation.






I tried :D