women drivers...

[Misdemeanor]

Driving to the office this morning on the motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new black Peugeot 307 doing 90 miles per hour with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!! It scared me (I'm a man ) so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which, knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the
car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE ROUND TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and disconnected an important call!

[Gem]

lol, this is funny but it fucking happens! I have the worst road rage, and no tolerence when it comes to idiots on the road, ask bekit!

"look look he's in the wrong feckin lane, look I bet he's going straight on! Beeep BEEEEEEEEEEEP! TWAAAAT!!!"

[vice]

Originally posted by Misdemeanor@May 29 2003, 03:53 PM
Driving to the office this morning on the motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new black Peugeot 307 doing 90 miles per hour with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!! It scared me (I'm a man ) so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which, knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the
car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE ROUND TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and disconnected an important call!
so... who's more stupid here, the man or the woman?

and Gem's right, she needs Anger Management classes. Especially that round-about by tescos, jeeeees....

"watch this, he's in the wrong lane at these lights, and I bet you he beeps at me as he tries to move into my lane, wait for it...BEEEP! there it is! WANKER!!!! FUCKING IDIOT!"

lol i know thats pretty much what you said ^ but i wanted to put it in my own words! you do keep the drive to work interesting :)

[coombz]

Originally posted by Misdemeanor@May 29 2003, 03:53 PM
BIG JIM AND THE ROUND TWINS!
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[Blerg]

Originally posted by Misdemeanor@May 30 2003, 03:53 AM
(I'm a man )
:o ?!?!