Does this happen to you!?

[vice]

I just went for a wee at work, and it came out in two entirely seperate jets. One pointed straight into the bowl, the other straight at my foot.

What is that about? And maybe I shouldnt have mentioned it! *ahem*

:o :huh: :huh: :blink:

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

I did just start laughing at my desk ! Mainly as you managed to target your foot ! !

Yes. It can happen ! *ahem* !

[vice]

good im glad im not the only one!

I couldn't help where it targeted... it was outta control I tell ya! :D

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

I don't want to talk about the reason etc if there are but we'll just say it does happen now and then ! !

[vice]

Originally posted by Mikee Hussla@Jun 10 2003, 02:12 PM
I don't want to talk about the reason etc if there are but we'll just say it does happen now and then ! !
i dont wanna know the reason!

so have you hit your foot before? or was that just my supreme skill B)

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

I've been innacurate you could say but not hit my foot ! !

[vice]

not that it's important lol, but not many threads going at the moment :mellow: :)

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

So we're talking about misdirected streams of urine ! Nice ! :lol:

[vice]

Originally posted by Mikee Hussla@Jun 10 2003, 02:26 PM
So we're talking about misdirected streams of urine ! Nice ! :lol:
HAHAHA :D :D

when you put it like that.....lol

it was not only misdirected, it was an entirely sperate entity from the main stream, fulfilling it's own unique mission in life. which seemed to be to seek out and drench my left shoe. there's no calling for that! i was innocent!


anyway...as you can tell, i am mentally scarred from this traumatic experience :huh: :rolleyes:

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

Originally posted by Bekit@Jun 10 2003, 02:33 PM
Originally posted by Mikee Hussla@Jun 10 2003, 02:26 PM
So we're talking about misdirected streams of urine ! Nice ! :lol:
HAHAHA :D :D

when you put it like that.....lol

it was not only misdirected, it was an entirely sperate entity from the main stream, fulfilling it's own unique mission in life. which seemed to be to seek out and drench my left shoe. there's no calling for that! i was innocent!


anyway...as you can tell, i am mentally scarred from this traumatic experience :huh: :rolleyes:
I keep on still laughing ! !

Was that feat actually impossible in itself, for a stream to seperate and leave at two different angles.

Can you imagine if one would of gone either side ! Ultimately not hitting the pan at all ! Or infact a triple fire. :o :o

I'm sure this topiic is fascinating to pthers !

[Mikee Merge n C]

Hahaha!

[vice]

oh im sure it's happened to them too, they're just afraid to own up! either side would suck! I would be extremely vexed if that happened :angry:

i've never had a triple barrelled urination experience i think that only happens to mutants :lol:

my two separated from the beginning, not during flight... that wouldn't been some Matrix styleeeee ! !

[Misdemeanor]

I once pissed blue that was erm different...thou it was from some food colouring in the pills (seeing as there were a few of us with the same problem!)

Who'd a thought i'd be able to contribute to this thread eh?! :rolleyes:

[vice]

Originally posted by Misdemeanor@Jun 10 2003, 02:51 PM

Who'd a thought i'd be able to contribute to this thread eh?! :rolleyes:
we're glad you did :)
i think blue pee would freak me out though :o :D

[Misdemeanor]

yea it freaked my mate out we thought he was hallucinating. But we all realised that he wasnt before the end of the nite. :D

[Gem]

My horse pisses in three directions every time, but only cos he had an unfortunate accident with a barbed wire fence when he was a foal. :huh:

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

Originally posted by Bekit@Jun 10 2003, 02:50 PM
oh im sure it's happened to them too, they're just afraid to own up! either side would suck! I would be extremely vexed if that happened :angry:

i've never had a triple barrelled urination experience i think that only happens to mutants :lol:

my two separated from the beginning, not during flight... that wouldn't been some Matrix styleeeee ! !
That would of been sick if after exit went into some splitting business ! ! :D

[vice]

Originally posted by Mikee Hussla@Jun 10 2003, 03:03 PM
That would of been sick if after exit went into some splitting business ! ! :D
matrix stylee: "there is no stream"

lol @ Misdemeanor how long did it take you guys to figure it out?

gem that doesn't bear thinking about... did you see it happen?

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

In the words of Madness, Gem took it "One Step Beyoooond"

That is sick about the horse.

Just wenet myself actually but no Matrix joy :(

[Gem]

Originally posted by Bekit@Jun 10 2003, 03:16 PM
Originally posted by Mikee Hussla@Jun 10 2003, 03:03 PM
That would of been sick if after exit went into some splitting business ! !  :D
matrix stylee: "there is no stream"

lol @ Misdemeanor how long did it take you guys to figure it out?

gem that doesn't bear thinking about... did you see it happen?
no thankfully,

Poor little bugger needed stitches, but they blatantly left a few holes.

[vice]

Originally posted by Mikee Hussla@Jun 10 2003, 03:24 PM
Just wet myself actually but no Matrix joy  :(
aw shame :(

hope you cleaned yourself up hehe


oh dear, lets not get silly now.... too late ! ?


yeah well, Gem's already taken it one step too far :lol: :o

[vice]

Originally posted by Gem@Jun 10 2003, 03:29 PM
no thankfully,

Poor little bugger needed stitches, but they blatantly left a few holes.
could have left just one hole? or not? sorry, i dont know much about repairing a horse's genitals...

:huh:

[Misdemeanor]

bekit - well after the second person announced they were peeing blue we all went for a piss :D we'd all bought pills off same person. This was like ..ages ago over 6years anyway!

[vice]

Originally posted by Misdemeanor@Jun 10 2003, 03:45 PM
bekit - well after the second person announced they were peeing blue we all went for a piss :D we'd all bought pills off same person. This was like ..ages ago over 6years anyway!
whoa you were doin pills 6 years ago? i guess that would make you slightly older than me then!

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

Yeah, she's old man ! ! Only kidding :wub:

I was doing littluns about 4 years ago.

[Misdemeanor]

I still got ID'd at the coven last time i was there -thats gotta count for something! :D

bekit...not 6. Eight years this year. :huh:

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

I got ID'd for the last Republica ! ! Although I was a DJ ! ! Aaaagh ! ! Quite Funny !

[Misdemeanor]

bouncers at the coven are shit.

End of!! lol.

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

They didn't seem to good last time really !

[Ov3RKiLL]

jesus christ

i go to work and you start talking about pissing in different directions!

you lot are fuckin mad :lol:

[vice]

I didn't get ID'd at Republica, but I am 20 so I'm glad :) I did get told to put my "hooded top" in the cloakroom though, at a compulsary charge of £1.50 (or nearabouts)

yeah Frost it's bizarre aint it!? I only made the thread cos I was astonished and traumatised and I needed to share my experience... :wacko: :(

[Gem]

Originally posted by Bekit@Jun 11 2003, 09:14 AM
I didn't get ID'd at Republica, but I am 20 so I'm glad :) I did get told to put my "hooded top" in the cloakroom though, at a compulsary charge of £1.50 (or nearabouts)

yeah Frost it's bizarre aint it!? I only made the thread cos I was astonished and traumatised and I needed to share my experience... :wacko: :(
Ooooh I was angry about this.

[rant] I had NO money, not even 1p and Ov3rkill had invited me along as his guest. I was wearing a white wooly cardican which happened to have a hood and they wouldn't let me in with it, not even if I put it in frostys record bag! I'd have to pay another £1.50 to put it in the cloak room which I didn't have! GRRR Thankfully Frosty shelled out another £1.50 but I was proper fuming, you can see how the c*nts make there money.

Infact, I kicked off a little bit! If I was a bloke they probably would've kicked me out :blink:

[vice]

the less said about park-end's bouncers and underhand cloakroom tactics the better :huh:

[Mikee Merge n C]

Sorry Vice mate but this has got to be one of the most memorable threads in FTB history!

:funk: Big up!