Channel 5 Last Night

[Gem04]

Was compelling viewing...

Think it was called Me and My Vagina or something like that..

Had women who had lost limes/strawberries up themselves, bottles of perfume, women who had had their genital piercings accidentally ripped out..It was gross :(

Anyone else see it?

[rogue]

caught about two minutes of it before i heard:

"and ***** is about to have reconstructive surgery on her vagina so that she can have her labia made symmetrical"

that scared the shit out of me so switched on to series 2 dvd of Peep Show to enjoy some Super Hands :cool:

[Mantmast]

Had women who had lost limes/strawberries up themselves, bottles of perfume, women who had had their genital piercings accidentally ripped out

Sounds wholesome :)

[Emersion]

fun for all the family

[Misdemeanor]

yep i saw that. The problem with my vagina it was called. the girl with the huge breasts who got the lime stuck up her was great. Made me laugh loads..! Frozen bananas can cause frost bite, important info for laydeez everywhere :badteeth:

Decaying strawberries was disgusting thou, how could you not know you had several rotting strawberries inside you?! Obviously her partner failed to mention s/he hadn't retrieved them :badteeth:

thought wearing the wedding ring thru her labia was a bit wrong thou. Size of that thing hanging off her!

And that poor woman thou who had her outter labia chopped off by an unskilled surgeon, he obviously had no idea what he was doing did he? hope she sued! couldnt quite work out how the guy fixing it managed to get skin to make the lips thou?? that really was the definition of not being able to sit down for a week.

[Emersion]

it should have been called 'my big fat greek vagina'

[Gem04]

I had to turn away when they were showing them piercing bits!!

That was gross when they were telling that story of when a lady who had her bits pierced was running to answer the door in her dressing gown, walked over the dog and got it caught on his collar....he then ran off and ripped it out :(

[Misdemeanor]

i thought getting your clit pierced was pretty rare, most piecers only do the clit hood - but even so, still wouldnt want it ripped out. Also, that student girl using those enormous scissors to trim herself, no wonder she snipped a bit of herself off! lol!

[bardist-ass]

channel 5 lost it when they dropped red shoe diaries & Vegas Strippers IMO :badteeth:

[SugaCube]

I used to love the Red Shoe Diaries!!!

[Emersion]

and films starring shannon tweed

[rogue]

couldnt quite work out how the guy fixing it managed to get skin to make the lips thou??


there are no words :penguin:

[mememe]

yep i saw that. The problem with my vagina it was called. the girl with the huge breasts who got the lime stuck up her was great. Made me laugh loads..!
Me too :D

Must remember to do me pelvic floor exercises ;)

[Caution]

That was gross when they were telling that story of when a lady who had her bits pierced was running to answer the door in her dressing gown, walked over the dog and got it caught on his collar....he then ran off and ripped it out :(

A likely story...

:eek:

[Misdemeanor]

^^ personally i believed that, i nearly ripped out a few piercings (although never involving animals may i add) Thought the likely story was the girl in a towel who slipped and "fell" on a bottle of impulse, which was on her bed. When she pulled it out, the lid remained firmly stuck inside and she had to go to casualty to have it removed. How embarassing can ya get.

Lucy can you remember that girls name, she's a porn star isnt she?!

[mememe]

Yeah, the bottle of impulse story - trying to balance it on your duvet and fall at the right angle would be way difficult.

Don't remember that porn star's name tho' I've seen her before!!! Better not try to look her up from work web.