han d
31st May 2006, 11:12 AM
YO!
This is my last day at work. Couldn't wait for this day for time...now it is here...I'm actually pretty sad! It's gonna be a long day as I am booked on the calendar to work for a landscape designer all day (yawn!) but I clearly have plenty of time to fuck around - it's not like I can get sacked!
So...this is called the HAPPY THREAD...it's purpose is to make this day jokes.
I will begin...this is shit tho...
Three blokes enter a disabled swimming contest.
The first has no arms, the second no legs and the third has no body, just a head.
They all line up, the whistle blows and "splash" they're all in the pool. The man with no arms takes the lead instantly, but the man with no legs is closing fast. The head sank straight to the bottom.
Ten lengths later and the man with no legs finishes first.
He can still see bubbles coming from the bottom of the pool, so he decides he had better dive down to rescue the head man. He picks up the head, swims back up to the surface and places the head at the side of the pool, where-upon the head starts coughing and spluttering.
Eventually the head catches his breath and shouts: "Three f*cking years I've spent learning to swim with my ears, then five seconds before the whistle, some b*stard puts a swimming cap on me"
Also - my lezza work mate regularly goes dogging...and wolfing (????) (as Caution once found out)! What the fuck is wolfing everyone asked? well...apparently, I found out today that it is eating and then stuckin your fingers down your partners throat till they puke all over your hands...nice eh? Some fetishes, like wolfing are dark....there's some that I have no idea what they mean but the names jus sound wrong !
This is my last day at work. Couldn't wait for this day for time...now it is here...I'm actually pretty sad! It's gonna be a long day as I am booked on the calendar to work for a landscape designer all day (yawn!) but I clearly have plenty of time to fuck around - it's not like I can get sacked!
So...this is called the HAPPY THREAD...it's purpose is to make this day jokes.
I will begin...this is shit tho...
Three blokes enter a disabled swimming contest.
The first has no arms, the second no legs and the third has no body, just a head.
They all line up, the whistle blows and "splash" they're all in the pool. The man with no arms takes the lead instantly, but the man with no legs is closing fast. The head sank straight to the bottom.
Ten lengths later and the man with no legs finishes first.
He can still see bubbles coming from the bottom of the pool, so he decides he had better dive down to rescue the head man. He picks up the head, swims back up to the surface and places the head at the side of the pool, where-upon the head starts coughing and spluttering.
Eventually the head catches his breath and shouts: "Three f*cking years I've spent learning to swim with my ears, then five seconds before the whistle, some b*stard puts a swimming cap on me"
Also - my lezza work mate regularly goes dogging...and wolfing (????) (as Caution once found out)! What the fuck is wolfing everyone asked? well...apparently, I found out today that it is eating and then stuckin your fingers down your partners throat till they puke all over your hands...nice eh? Some fetishes, like wolfing are dark....there's some that I have no idea what they mean but the names jus sound wrong !