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Misdemeanor
17th July 2003, 12:14 PM
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we

>decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends

>encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

>

>There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing

>was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of

>age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend

>down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.

>

>It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

>One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the

>Wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me

>that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that

>she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told

>me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and

>committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a

>word.

>

>She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead

>with it just come up and get me."

>

>I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the

>stairs.

>

>When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them

>down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went

>straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house.

>I walked straight towards my car.

>

>My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes

>he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our

>little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the

>family."

>

>The moral of this story is: always keep your condoms in your CAR.




:lol:

dj raw
17th July 2003, 12:35 PM
wicked mate ! :lol:

MIKEE HUSSLA
17th July 2003, 12:36 PM
I've seen that before and didn't get it but I did on second read just now ! ! :lol:

Maybe I shouldn't admit that but I don't care !

Ov3RKiLL
17th July 2003, 12:39 PM
hahaha thats piss funny!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Misdemeanor
17th July 2003, 02:07 PM
I think it just describes men so well...!

vice
17th July 2003, 07:30 PM
Originally posted by Misdemeanor@Jul 17 2003, 02:07 PM
I think it just describes men so well...!
LIES ! ! !!

funny as fuck though :lol:

Ov3RKiLL
17th July 2003, 09:35 PM
Originally posted by Misdemeanor@Jul 17 2003, 02:07 PM
I think it just describes men so well...!
nope, just your experiances of them

:P

Misdemeanor
18th July 2003, 09:49 AM
lol it wasnt a cuss
:rolleyes:

hehehe

coombz
18th July 2003, 02:46 PM
don't hate the player, hate the game B)


or something

BAZ
19th July 2003, 06:25 PM
That was well funny,

nice one.

Misdemeanor
21st July 2003, 01:06 PM
Originally posted by coombz@Jul 18 2003, 02:46 PM
don't hate the player, hate the game B)


or something

Even if u win the rat race, you're still a rat

;)

Ov3RKiLL
21st July 2003, 01:31 PM
"Life aint nothin but bitches and money"




aint that right boys? :lol:

vice
21st July 2003, 01:44 PM
Originally posted by Ov3RKiLL@Jul 21 2003, 01:31 PM
"Life aint nothin but bitches and money"


mate you forgot jungle!

but apart from that.... :D

Ov3RKiLL
21st July 2003, 09:47 PM
Originally posted by vice@Jul 21 2003, 01:44 PM
Originally posted by Ov3RKiLL@Jul 21 2003, 01:31 PM
"Life aint nothin but bitches and money"


mate you forgot jungle!

but apart from that.... :D
doh!


*slaps himself on the fore head*