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Gem
22nd July 2003, 12:38 PM
Some wickedly funny blasts from the past...

Mikee Hussla:
from the man who was not actually the original ftb whore!

Mikee Merge:
you bastards. I'm gonna get you. Watch yo mutha f'nikcuf backs!

Gem:
I can't believe you lead me to believe Ben was really Jewish when I first met you.

Mikee Merge:
You snooze you loose?
Your views on Jews?

Gem:
Last night was wicked fun, but, does anybody that attended have any idea why I woke up covered in bruises?!
(taken out of context this is quite amusing)

Mikee Merge:
Come around to find a bowl under my chin and a river of blood pouring out of my gob.

Vyper:
I did wander why you walked funny You having that sex change at last....

Blerg:
also never sneeze while drinking a coke while standing in-front of the queen

Gem:
And as for bekit, he's falling apart!

Merge:
Don't use Baby Oil as sunblock

Coombz:
he pretty much just sat there with his baseball cap + and a black scarf over his face + mouth all night, looking like someone had just killed his puppy.

Gem:
BEKIT HAVE YOU GOT SHARES IN FRUCTIS OR SUMMAT. HOW MANY VARIATIONS OF HAIR HAVE YOU GOT ON YOUR BODY!? WHERE IS DRY AND WHERE IS GREASY!

Blerg:
the best help you can get in this situation is for someone to lop of all your external body parts and glue yourself under a car.

Archiving is fun! :)

Have a go and see what you can find!

:wub:

vice
23rd July 2003, 08:42 AM
Originally posted by Gem@Jul 22 2003, 12:38 PM
HOW MANY VARIATIONS OF HAIR HAVE YOU GOT ON YOUR BODY!? WHERE IS DRY AND WHERE IS GREASY!

i'll show you.....


:rolleyes:


nah what happened was i bought the wrong poo&conditioner once so had to go buy the right ones... i just left em all on the shelf. so yeah you'd be forgiven for thinking i had shares in Frtuctis or worked for their marketing dept or something :huh: :wacko:

Mikee Merge n C
23rd July 2003, 04:43 PM
Hahaha!
Jokes all round. B)