As Bart Simpson would say . . . .

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[MIKEE HUSSLA]

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[MIKEE HUSSLA]

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[MIKEE HUSSLA]

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[Misdemeanor]

hehe

love simpsons. Gimme a homerism someone!!! my brain is a bit dead thou less than 2hrs of work left, nice!

[ceedee]

operator! give me the number for 9 1 1 !

[Gem]

Ooh the internet is on Computers now.

The only guys who wear Hawaiian shirts are gay guys and big fat party animals Sweet Merciful Crap!

Lisa do I have my pants on?!

It takes two people to lie, one to lie and one to listen

You suck-didly-uck Flanders

a woman is a lot like a beer...they look good...they smell good...and you would run over your own mother to get one

Excuse me Doctor, I think I know a little something about medicine.

Son, when you attend sporting events, its not whether you win or lose its how drunk you get

To start, press 'anykey'. Where is the anykey?

Hey, can you take the wheel for a second, I have to scratch my self in two places at once.

ooh, a graduate student huh? How come you guys can go to the moon but can't make my shoes smell good?

Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.

If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems!

I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over 50, and if its speed changed, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.

Alcohol is a way of life, alcohol is my way of life, and i aim to keep it!

Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time. Just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, good night.

Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

Stealing! How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain what's-his-name?

Lisa, Vampires are make believe, like Elves, Gremlins, and Eskimos.

Carnies Built this country, the carnival part of it anyway.

The Alien has a sweet Heavenly Voice...Like Urkle, And he appears every Friday night...Like Urkle.

If god didn't want me to eat in church, he would of made gluttony a sin.

(talking about his gun)I felt a surge of power, like god must feel, when he's holding a gun

All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat mans body.

My Bologna has a first name its H-O-M-E-R, my bologna has a second name its H-O-M-E-R.

This ticket doesn't just give me a seat, it gives me the right, NO, the DUTY! to make a complete ass of myself.

(surrounded by a rhino) Jesus, Alla, Buddha...I love you all! ...and I'm not impressed easily...WOW a blue car!!!

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

What are you going to do? Release the dogs? or the Bees? Or the dogs with bees in there mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you?

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow, i managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

Hey, if you dont like it, go to Russia!

I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T, i mean, S-M-A-R-T.

English? Who needs that, I'm never going to England

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I got love in my tummy.

Man it feels good to get out of that car! Oooo go-karts, come on every body, lets go!

In this house we obey the laws of Thermodynamics!

Shut up brain, or i'll stab you with a Q-tip.

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Nice ! ;)

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