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Blerg
29th August 2003, 08:15 PM
Just in case you've had a rough day, here's a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts. The funny thing is that it really works . .
1. Picture yourself near a stream.
2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.
3. No one but you knows your secret place.
4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called "the world".
5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
6. The water is crystal clear.
7. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater.
See, you're smiling already. :D
BAZ
1st September 2003, 12:33 AM
Nice 1 Blerg,
i liked that.
Might try it.
Misdemeanor
1st September 2003, 02:53 PM
lol. I just drowned my entire company :lol: ooops.
And if u dont succesfuly drown them in your head remember that people ALWAYS get whats coming to them!
Blerg
2nd September 2003, 01:19 PM
not always and if so its when they have done something wrong :blink:
Gem
2nd September 2003, 01:26 PM
I'd need an ocean for all the faces, bugger a stream.
Jay Stonerz MC
2nd September 2003, 05:22 PM
Yeah mate! :D
vice
2nd September 2003, 07:51 PM
A rare, gleaming gem of wisdom from the one dem call Blerg :)
Nice one !
B)
Gem
2nd September 2003, 08:03 PM
Originally posted by vice@Sep 2 2003, 07:51 PM
A rare, gleaming gem of wisdom from the one dem call Blerg :)
Nice one !
B)
Gems are full of wisdom ;)
Ov3RKiLL
2nd September 2003, 10:12 PM
Originally posted by Gem@Sep 2 2003, 08:03 PM
Originally posted by vice@Sep 2 2003, 07:51 PM
A rare, gleaming gem of wisdom from the one dem call Blerg :)
Nice one !
B)
Gems are full of wisdom ;)
yea something like that ;]
coombz
3rd September 2003, 09:57 AM
this exercise is very bad karma, its all about the peace and love and inner tranquility.
*waits till no one is looking and shoves Ben face first into the stream before walking away whistling innocently*
Ov3RKiLL
3rd September 2003, 12:34 PM
stress what the fuck do you know aout stress!?
i have to go back to my dentisis SEVEN FUCKING TIMES!
lucky me, i get 5 more fillings :angry:
my new dentist may well be young and reasonably good looking, but id still drown the bitch in my imaginary stream!
Misdemeanor
3rd September 2003, 01:03 PM
Originally posted by Ov3RKiLL@Sep 3 2003, 12:34 PM
stress what the fuck do you know aout stress!?
i have to go back to my dentisis SEVEN FUCKING TIMES!
lucky me, i get 5 more fillings :angry:
my new dentist may well be young and reasonably good looking, but id still drown the bitch in my imaginary stream!
Unlucky mate!!! Never had a filling fortunatley thou I wore braces for SEVEN YEARS and my teeth still arent straight! They eventually glued some wire to the back fo my teeth to keep them straight. Only when i went back for a check up it had vanished -i musta swallowed it!!!
Blerg
5th September 2003, 12:53 PM
Originally posted by Ov3RKiLL@Sep 4 2003, 12:34 AM
stress what the fuck do you know aout stress!?
i have to go back to my dentisis SEVEN FUCKING TIMES!
lucky me, i get 5 more fillings :angry:
my new dentist may well be young and reasonably good looking, but id still drown the bitch in my imaginary stream!
yeah you having to go to the dentist makes me feel loads better about myself
besides its the nisises more tha anything that get to people, waiting in the waiting rooms for those sounds to be echoing from inside your mouth
Ov3RKiLL
5th September 2003, 01:14 PM
Originally posted by Blerg@Sep 5 2003, 12:53 PM
Originally posted by Ov3RKiLL@Sep 4 2003, 12:34 AM
stress what the fuck do you know aout stress!?
i have to go back to my dentisis SEVEN FUCKING TIMES!
lucky me, i get 5 more fillings :angry:
my new dentist may well be young and reasonably good looking, but id still drown the bitch in my imaginary stream!
yeah you having to go to the dentist makes me feel loads better about myself
besides its the nisises more tha anything that get to people, waiting in the waiting rooms for those sounds to be echoing from inside your mouth
i could tell you a story that would make you feel a hell of alot better aout yourself matey!
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