80% of women in offices just sit there eating snacks all day long...

[rhythmryda]

And wonder why their diets don't work....

Theres 3 floors in my office & we have a lift...

Caught this really obese bird getting the lift down from the 1st fllor to the ground, struggling to breath correctly becasue of her throat and air passages are no doubt blocked by cholesterol and fat lining.....& she had a whole carrier bag full of snacks....

Really wanted to tell her that she's had enough but couldn't bring myself to do it.....

Why why why constantly eat snacks at work if its obvious that you have had too many...I fail to understand these people....!!
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[SugaCube]

Did you make the 80% part up?!

The woman I share an office with is usually munching on something or other really loudly - watching her eat helps me not to eat - like passive eating haha!

[rhythmryda]

Yeah I did make the 80% up, thats just going by the proportion that sit here eating snacks all day in my office!!! But twas the same in all three of the last offices I have worked in...

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

best one i saw was those snack a jacks that are apparently low in fat or something

so women sit & eat a load of them lol

[SugaCube]

I do have a packet of pumpkin seeds in my drawer but I think you can let me off that hehe

I'm usually ok, xmas is the worst time when people bring loads of chocolate in........just can't help myself!

[rhythmryda]

Pumpkin seeds are cool, its just when they just sit there constantly filling up their mouths with chocolate, crisps and biscuits that I reckon is the problem!!!

[SugaCube]

yeah and then go and get a big fat baguette or burger king for lunch every day

[DJ Chemical]

best one i saw was those snack a jacks that are apparently low in fat or something

so women sit & eat a load of them lol

funniest and true-est comment you have said all year!


lmoa

[steptech]

definitely - they are obsessed with the diets they have been on since they were 15, yet they dont seem to get any slimmer!

does my head in when they calculate the calories on everything and pretend not to eat at lunch time but they just cant resist a good portion of chips behind closed doors. fat fuckers

[bryn]

most of the women in my office are like this. every other week they'll say "we're on a healthy eating thing now" that'll last 2 days at the most before there buying pasties from the food van, ordering bacon rolls, getting shit out the vending machine etc. makes me laugh

[azonica]

When I worked at Virgin there was an absolute heffer who worked at Virgin Mobile, who used to eat salad every day, but enough salad to feed a small town lol. As long as its heathy you can still eat huge amounts of it!

[SugaCube]

To be honest I say to myself nearly everything Monday morning "right I'm gonna be really healthy this week" -it's just a woman thing, we beat ourselves up about eating lol

[Pink Niki]

it's funniest when they get a big fat greasy meal and then a diet coke.. LOL

[SugaCube]

it's funniest when they get a big fat greasy meal and then a diet coke.. LOL

Hey I always do that! Gotta save the calories where you can hehe

[Philblunt]

In my office the girls ain't got time to eat becaise they are LITERALLY too busy slagging eahc other off when one of them steps out of the room. Thing is it's so interchangable - I mean like, one goes out and becomes the target of slaggings, comes back in, another leaves, she then becomes the target. Luckilly there's no girls in my team now, they've got me in deep shit in past. I prefer to let them get on with it and as long as I don't have to listen to it I don't give a shit. moan moan etc etc fuck it

[Pink Niki]

Hey I always do that! Gotta save the calories where you can hehe


Buy your not fat so it isn't ammusing

[Dj_Greencode]

In my office the girls ain't got time to eat becaise they are LITERALLY too busy slagging eahc other off when one of them steps out of the room. Thing is it's so interchangable - I mean like, one goes out and becomes the target of slaggings, comes back in, another leaves, she then becomes the target. Luckilly there's no girls in my team now, they've got me in deep shit in past. I prefer to let them get on with it and as long as I don't have to listen to it I don't give a shit. moan moan etc etc fuck it

know what you mean bud. I take a shared car to work & the girls in the back have a new person they slag off on the way home from work everyday :lol2:

[Mantmast]

Buy your not fat so it isn't ammusing

lol