GAY THREAD - When will be the first official FTB wedding ?!

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

And who will it be ?!

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[Ov3RKiLL]

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[Misdemeanor]

:confused:who's getting married??/??

>> here's some helpful advice for you thou....incase its you lol.

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep
the beer and food coming.
Alan, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
Camille, age 10

No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
Freddie, age 6 (Very wise for his age)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
Martin, age 10

WHAT IS BETTER, BEING MARRIED OR BEING SINGLE?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to
clean up after them.
Anita, age 9

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

Nobody !! I was just wondering when !!

[Misdemeanor]

and i thought i was strange ;)

[Manikular]

martin is the fucking man [kid]

he knows the coup!

[Misdemeanor]

lol and even at that age - sussed it!

[Mikee Merge n C]

I didn't think there were any gays in this forum Hussla!

[Ov3RKiLL]

Originally posted by Manikular
martin is the fucking man [kid]

he knows the coup!

i dont lie... if someone dont like me its their tough shit at the end of the day

[Misdemeanor]

....thus proving that dates are a waste of time

Which I already knew.

If u have to go on a date to find out if u like someone, im guessing your probably dont like em.


:D

[Manikular]

you know i don't think i've ever gone on a "date"

[Misdemeanor]

I've prolly had a handful up till i was 17 lol. That seems like ages ago!

[Mikee Merge n C]

Originally posted by Misdemeanor
:confused:who's getting married??/??

>> here's some helpful advice for you thou....incase its you lol.

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep
the beer and food coming.
Alan, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
Camille, age 10

No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
Freddie, age 6 (Very wise for his age)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
Martin, age 10

WHAT IS BETTER, BEING MARRIED OR BEING SINGLE?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to
clean up after them.
Anita, age 9

Kids are great aren't they?! Jokes...

[Mikee Merge n C]

Originally posted by Manikular
you know i don't think i've ever gone on a "date"

*together everybody*
Aaaah... :( Poor old Manik!
Hehehe!

Dates these days are certainly a rarity for me!
School age I used to love it, but I've got too arrogant and selfish these last few years to succeed in chatting up the gally!

Hahaha!

Wish I was still in Manila in some ways though....
Damn! Tasty girls who want you, not the other way around...

Any shy guys like me reading this - I tell you SOUTH EAST ASIA FUCKING ROCKS!! Hahaha!
No work involved.
Just walk into a bar and you can't get to the counter without at least two bouncing beauties eyeing you up!
I was almost eaten alive, more than once!

Memories...
I'm going back there soon I hope.

[Misdemeanor]

Apparently its the same in thailand ;)

http://4clubbers.infopop.cc/6/ws/smilies/shaggin.gif

(at last i found somewhere suitable for my fave.smiley now)

[System Exclusive]

Any shy guys like me reading this - I tell you SOUTH EAST ASIA FUCKING ROCKS!! Hahaha!
No work involved.
Just walk into a bar and you can't get to the counter without at least two bouncing beauties eyeing you up!
I was almost eaten alive, more than once!

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Yeah.........just remember to give them slanty eyed sheilas a crocodile dundee style handshake!

[Manikular]

just becuase i don't do dates doesn't mean i'm sad and lonely.. hell no!!

[Mikee Merge n C]

Originally posted by Misdemeanor
Apparently its the same in thailand ;)

http://4clubbers.infopop.cc/6/ws/smilies/shaggin.gif

(at last i found somewhere suitable for my fave.smiley now)

Problem with Thailand is that it's full of queers n pedos...
Philippines is full of terrorists, but I'd still rather be there!

[Mikee Merge n C]

Originally posted by Manikular
just becuase i don't do dates doesn't mean i'm sad and lonely.. hell no!!

Hahaha!
Pranged out...

[Blerg]

how do u work out who to marry? surly the one with the best piccy in the mag. what other choices could there be???????

[geeman]

no way not in hell will i get married!!!!!!

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

Originally posted by geeman
no way not in hell will i get married!!!!!! :D