Pullin a sicky

[steptech]

does anybody have any legitimate sounding excuses?

or whats the most ridiculous excuse you have used to blag the day off?

[Gem04]

Say your legs fell off

[O-DoG]

Tooth ache is good for just 1 day :)

[scheme]

a friend of mine used the excuse that he had a STD to get off work. hahaha

[steptech]

a friend of mine used the excuse that he had a STD to get off work. hahaha

i have contemplated that one - never went thru with it tho. a little bit 2 much info haha

tooth ache!? its not primary school

[ATM]

I cant lie - they all know Im out every weekend, but they are really good about it... so I just call up and say look.. sorry im really shattered, and they are fine... I think they prefer the honesty.

I dont do it monday mornings though.... one thing I am strict with myself about but if ya are makin an excuse, have you thought about car fan belt snapping? Thats a good one - mine actually broke a couple of months ago and I coukdnt get it fixed immediately, had to go to a garage - and if yr unable to get to work its the same as sickness?

[steptech]

cant blag anythin 2 do with my car really, its quite new and if i were 2 get it fixed then it would be through my place of work.....

[SugaCube]

diarrhea blatnantly, as soon as you say that they don't wanna hear any more

[Mantmast]

Yeah sickness and diarrohea is the one

[O-DoG]

i have contemplated that one - never went thru with it tho. a little bit 2 much info haha

tooth ache!? its not primary school

Ive had lots of injurys ... LOTS, but ive had tooch aches that are far more painful. can't sleep can't eat can't drink... can't work

[rogue]

Period pains works for me :extrasmashedanagffi

[MissSmalls]

I'm always pulling them- Queen of the sickies!!

Having to take housemates/bf's/mates etc to hosp is always a winner, and yeah as a lady can't go wrong with rogue's suggestion above! haha. unlucky boys.. :)

[Rimardo]

I'm always pulling them- Queen of the sickies!!

Having to take housemates/bf's/mates etc to hosp is always a winner, and yeah as a lady can't go wrong with rogue's suggestion above! haha. unlucky boys.. :)

Unlucky you actually have have periods :cool:

[rogue]

having periods would be the worst thing ever

[Mantmast]

Gutted if you had to actually use that as a genuine excuse..

[Gem04]

''Been up all night with ear aches'' a good en

[SugaCube]

it actually really annoys me when girls go home with period pains, get over it!

[Rimardo]

it actually really annoys me when girls go home with period pains, get over it!

this

[tanz]

im ashamed to say i have used the death in the family excuse, you also get an extra day off a week later or so for the 'funeral' :badteeth:

[Jibba]

im ashamed to say i have used the death in the family excuse, you also get an extra day off a week later or so for the 'funeral' :badteeth:

Never good if they ask you when you get back "How was it? Are you ok?" and you say "How was what? Why wouldn't I be?" ;)

FTW: Stomach cramps and food poisoning as standard.

[rogue]

it actually really annoys me when girls go home with period pains, get over it!


girl at work did it to extend her weekend last weekend.

"heavy flow" apparently. :eek:

[han d]

I used to be fucking brilliant at pulling sickees, my excuses were so random that I don't think anyone considered that I made it up, I don't sound half as convincing anymore.

[O-DoG]

I once said my grandad necked a load of bleech :F

[MissSmalls]

Having to collect someone from the airport is always a winner..until my boss realised i don't have a car in oxford! oops.. ;)

[masochist]

I always just say I have the shits, its not very often you get called up on that!

9 time out of 10 I actually do though..

[phloss87]

i once said i had REALLY bad hayfever, it worked, surprisingly.

[Reaction]

Just say your assholes bleeding.

No questions asked :badsantathumbs: :badsantathumbs: :extrasmashedanagffi

[steptech]

I once said my grandad necked a load of bleech :F

haha!!