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djindecision
25th March 2009, 06:02 PM
TONIGHT.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CBgcR2MXK6g/SX3RwiZhBJI/AAAAAAAAD90/_8TPi7Hepl0/s400/You%27re+Fired+%232.jpg

MissSmalls
25th March 2009, 06:11 PM
CAN'T WAIT!! :asskiss:

Roll on 9pm....

Manikular
25th March 2009, 06:33 PM
Will be watching.

Needs more:

http://www.treazam.com/files/tre.jpga

DJ Void
25th March 2009, 07:15 PM
I'll be tuned in too

Mantmast
25th March 2009, 07:32 PM
Bigger than AIDS

FINK
25th March 2009, 09:01 PM
Yasmina Siadatan - She'll be in the last 2 for sure.

masochist
25th March 2009, 09:33 PM
Some fucking morons on this

Stumasta
25th March 2009, 09:58 PM
Morons.

Would love to go on summin like this.

Manikular
25th March 2009, 10:10 PM
Morons.

Would love to go on summin like this.

That would be wicked to watch man. You would do well on it.

MissSmalls
25th March 2009, 10:12 PM
Couldn't spot a winner amongst any of them!

Loved Mr School Teacher ' I love the sound of my own voice' aka Twat

Only decent one at first glance is the New Yorkan woman, always the quiet ones that come through well

djindecision
26th March 2009, 12:29 AM
the one who got fired seemed to have had her mouth put on upside down....

scheme
26th March 2009, 09:23 AM
the one who got fired seemed to have had her mouth put on upside down....

hahaha. she did seem down(s)

first time i've every watched it. the ladies were shit. £300 to clean 3 stretched hummers, and then argue when they were told they get cleaned for £20 each. LOL.

SugaCube
26th March 2009, 09:53 AM
Yeah they were ridiculous, they all seem like knobs to be fair

MIKEE HUSSLA
26th March 2009, 10:03 AM
i'd give it a whirl

MissSmalls
26th March 2009, 10:41 AM
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/theapprentice/a150742/apprentice-reject-pens-chick-lit-novel.html

Reckon we should try it out in our book club Denise? :eeklaugh:

A record of 8.1 million viewers tuned in last night!

Mantmast
26th March 2009, 10:51 AM
Morons.

Would love to go on summin like this.

Definitely man, you'd smash it

SugaCube
26th March 2009, 10:57 AM
"making plans for a sequel about the credit crunch.".......yes hannah, sounds riveting!

(btw i finally finished Memory Keeper's Daughter this morning on the bus, all I can say is boo hoo :'( )

I said last night i'd like to go on the apprentice....kyle just laughed :(

MissSmalls
26th March 2009, 11:10 AM
"making plans for a sequel about the credit crunch.".......yes hannah, sounds riveting!

(btw i finally finished Memory Keeper's Daughter this morning on the bus, all I can say is boo hoo :'( )

I said last night i'd like to go on the apprentice....kyle just laughed :(

Well Kyle is just such a ridiculous man! ;) I think you'd do swell!

Glad you liked it, is very sad but a great read :( what's next? I'm on 'The Island' by Victoria Hislop. Richard and Booby recommended!

Right i'll stop hijacking this thread now hehe

SugaCube
26th March 2009, 11:21 AM
Well Kyle is just such a ridiculous man! ;) I think you'd do swell!

Glad you liked it, is very sad but a great read :( what's next? I'm on 'The Island' by Victoria Hislop. Richard and Booby recommended!

Right i'll stop hijacking this thread now hehe


haha um I don't know I will probably get a book from the library as I've read all mine, any recommendations?

flawless DJ
26th March 2009, 11:47 AM
id love to see B-On on this

"B-ON"
26th March 2009, 12:53 PM
id love to see B-On on this
WHY???:care:

MissSmalls
26th March 2009, 01:03 PM
id love to see B-On on this

B-On is his business attire being brought back into the board room! :eeklaugh:

http://www.ecpmag.com/1webmagazine/2008/05may/content/second_glance/images/geek_glasses.jpg

"B-ON"
26th March 2009, 02:43 PM
if it was about art and design instead i would perform well!!!:D

masochist
26th March 2009, 03:03 PM
if it was about art and design instead i would perform well!!!:D

If it was all about being a clive you'd be a top Apprentice-on

Shinobee
26th March 2009, 03:14 PM
If it was all about being a clive you'd be a top Apprentice-on

Pretty spot-on there mate. :extrasmashedanagffi

Stumasta
26th March 2009, 06:53 PM
if it was about art and design instead i would perform well!!!:D

Because you're going to Uni to study it?

Get on

MissSmalls
26th March 2009, 07:07 PM
if it was about art and design instead i would perform well!!!:D

Paint by numbers? ;)

"B-ON"
26th March 2009, 07:15 PM
Because you're going to Uni to study it?

Get on
yeah man-i'm doing a double degree BA honours in Graphicf Design/Illustration-then possible a Masters in London-so i'll be busy working for a good few years still!
I know my goals though!:)

MissSmalls
10th April 2009, 02:56 PM
The Apprentice soundboard!! :riotsupaslayagreen:

http://www.e-subversive.net/soundboards/apprenticeuk/

jakeshears
10th April 2009, 06:37 PM
I hate the Geordie guy...

linguistikzz
12th April 2009, 04:06 PM
I have never watched it and probably never will, I aint going to cuss it as I never seen it! But my Easter sunday is quite boring so decided to share this with you
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Manikular
16th April 2009, 12:35 PM
Nick last night.... smashed it!

' anyway, I'll leave it with you'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/episode-extras/video/item_200079.shtml

steptech
17th April 2009, 01:20 PM
have they purposely picked stupid contestants for entertainment value this time round?

i cant believe some of these people can truly believe they have the ability to win......

djindecision
17th April 2009, 01:38 PM
that nick clip will go down in history, that blonde girl looked like she was expecting jizz to land in her mouth....

"anyway, ill let you get on"

couldnt have put it better!

this guy >>>>>

http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/images/_uploads/images/candidates/noorulchoudhury_large01.jpg

HAS TO GO!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

Manikular
17th April 2009, 01:39 PM
have they purposely picked stupid contestants for entertainment value this time round?

i cant believe some of these people can truly believe they have the ability to win......

You must remember that it must be an intense environment being under all that scrutiny, mistakes could easily be made. I would imagine people are chosen for their TV appeal too, afterall it's more an entertainment show than anything else.

SugaCube
17th April 2009, 01:41 PM
that scottish guy makes me want to vomit!

djindecision
17th April 2009, 01:42 PM
You must remember that it must be an intense environment being under all that scrutiny, mistakes could easily be made. I would imagine people are chosen for their TV appeal too, afterall it's more an entertainment show than anything else.

and the fact its probably the most amazingly well edited show on television

SugaCube
17th April 2009, 01:45 PM
this guy >>>>>

http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/images/_uploads/images/candidates/noorulchoudhury_large01.jpg

HAS TO GO!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

definitely, his selling techniques are abismal!

Manikular
17th April 2009, 01:46 PM
definitely, his selling techniques are abismal!

his selling techniques

your spelling techniques

MissSmalls
17th April 2009, 01:48 PM
http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/mar2009/6/4/the-apprentice-image-3-386593292.jpg

Can't wait for her to ber sacked! Such a nasty, gobby bitch :nixweiss:

djindecision
17th April 2009, 01:53 PM
definitely, his selling techniques are abismal!

i was thinking more about his face, his voice, his manner, pretty much everything about the man makes me want to tear him a new one

SugaCube
17th April 2009, 01:53 PM
his selling techniques

your spelling techniques


haha I was wondering whether it was "i" or "y"......

djindecision
17th April 2009, 01:53 PM
Can't wait for her to ber sacked! Such a nasty, gobby bitch :nixweiss:

as i said, the editing is incredible!

MissSmalls
29th April 2009, 10:46 PM
Noorul finally fired..... YES!!!

:blowingup:

DJ Chemical
30th April 2009, 10:12 AM
she might be a gobby bitch but she looks like she's got a big rack so for that reason, your not gonna get fired!