Mikee Merge n C
6th November 2003, 04:36 PM
Last night I waited on Pegasus Road, Leys for over the 12 minutes I was supposed to for a bus, as you do.
So after 20 minutes I was understandably pleased to see fellow junglists Carnage and Dis pull up [on their flyering Oxford mish]...
Unfortunately they can't give me a lift home but they say a bus was right behind them..
By Joe! I turn around and the Stagecoach is pulling off! At the same time as shutting its doors and still serving someone!
Grabbing my choons and a Rebel Faction poster I attempt to attract the drivers attention to the 'theres-still-a-cold-punter-waiting-to-get-on-mutha-fucka' situation by knocking on the door, albeit loudly...
The bastard drives off!
You know the deal - if you have a buspass for one company then you are sure to find them the least frequent service innit. Sods law...
Anyway...
"Dis! Gimme a lift up the road to the next stop quickly so I can get there before him!!"
"Okay mate hop in!..."
So I jump out opposite the Blackbird Pub...
Get to the busstop just as the bus pulls up..
Phew made it business...
I get on and the driver, from behind his plastic window, says "GET OFF THE BUS NOW!"
"What's your problem man?!!"
"You were banging the side of the bus. Get off now!!"
"You what mate? You were DRIVING OFF!! I WAS TRYING TO CATCH YOUR ATTENTION!"
"Tough. Get off now..."
I couldn't believe this ignorant pillock.
At this point I thought 'Fuck it - I ain't one of these trouble makers who's got nothing better to do than cause beef - I ain't backin out of this one!'
"Nah mate - I got a pass here look..."
Swipe - beep beep.
I go and sit down.
Engine is turned off.
Sighs from the half-a-dozen other passengers...
Driver "Get off the bus now or I'm calling the Police to remove you..."
...THE STORY CONTINUES SHORTLY!
So after 20 minutes I was understandably pleased to see fellow junglists Carnage and Dis pull up [on their flyering Oxford mish]...
Unfortunately they can't give me a lift home but they say a bus was right behind them..
By Joe! I turn around and the Stagecoach is pulling off! At the same time as shutting its doors and still serving someone!
Grabbing my choons and a Rebel Faction poster I attempt to attract the drivers attention to the 'theres-still-a-cold-punter-waiting-to-get-on-mutha-fucka' situation by knocking on the door, albeit loudly...
The bastard drives off!
You know the deal - if you have a buspass for one company then you are sure to find them the least frequent service innit. Sods law...
Anyway...
"Dis! Gimme a lift up the road to the next stop quickly so I can get there before him!!"
"Okay mate hop in!..."
So I jump out opposite the Blackbird Pub...
Get to the busstop just as the bus pulls up..
Phew made it business...
I get on and the driver, from behind his plastic window, says "GET OFF THE BUS NOW!"
"What's your problem man?!!"
"You were banging the side of the bus. Get off now!!"
"You what mate? You were DRIVING OFF!! I WAS TRYING TO CATCH YOUR ATTENTION!"
"Tough. Get off now..."
I couldn't believe this ignorant pillock.
At this point I thought 'Fuck it - I ain't one of these trouble makers who's got nothing better to do than cause beef - I ain't backin out of this one!'
"Nah mate - I got a pass here look..."
Swipe - beep beep.
I go and sit down.
Engine is turned off.
Sighs from the half-a-dozen other passengers...
Driver "Get off the bus now or I'm calling the Police to remove you..."
...THE STORY CONTINUES SHORTLY!