Nebulus
10th November 2003, 01:08 PM
A little late ~I know, but sod it. tis funny I tell ya!!!
A couple were invited to a swanky family/friend masked fancy dress
> > Halloween party.
> >
> > The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party
> > alone.
> >
> > He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was
> > going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his
> > good-time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he
> > went.
> >
> > The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain
> and
> > as it was still early, decided to go to the party.
> >
> > As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would
> > have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was
> not
> > with him.
> >
> > So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on
> > the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a
> little
> >
> > feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a
> > rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and
> > devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally,
> > since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally whispered a
> > little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of
> > the cars and had intercourse in the back seat.
> >
> > Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and
> > put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
> explanation
> > he would make up for his outrageous behavior. She was sitting up reading
>
> > when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same
> old
> > thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."
> >
> > Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
> > He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
> > there I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys so we went into the
> spare
> > room and played poker all evening."
> >
> > "You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker
> > all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
> >
> >
> >
> > To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad
> > and apparently he had the time of his life."
A couple were invited to a swanky family/friend masked fancy dress
> > Halloween party.
> >
> > The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party
> > alone.
> >
> > He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was
> > going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his
> > good-time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he
> > went.
> >
> > The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain
> and
> > as it was still early, decided to go to the party.
> >
> > As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would
> > have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was
> not
> > with him.
> >
> > So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on
> > the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a
> little
> >
> > feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a
> > rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and
> > devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally,
> > since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally whispered a
> > little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of
> > the cars and had intercourse in the back seat.
> >
> > Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and
> > put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
> explanation
> > he would make up for his outrageous behavior. She was sitting up reading
>
> > when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same
> old
> > thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."
> >
> > Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
> > He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
> > there I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys so we went into the
> spare
> > room and played poker all evening."
> >
> > "You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker
> > all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
> >
> >
> >
> > To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad
> > and apparently he had the time of his life."