Room 101

[Mikee Merge n C]

Paul Merton gives me jokes....

Anyway, here's my equivalent!

Post up your pet hates to go into ROOM 101!

[Mikee Merge n C]

Here's my first pet hate...

People tapping on your door with, like, keys or something. Knock properly else I don't answer...
and then...
UNLOCKING the damn door and coming in!

"Just collecting the money from the meter mate"

You fucking what?
You can't just walk in like that!!

[Manikular]

ok room 101 bizniz...

1. foreign people who roll "r"s when they speak.
2. producers who lack-lustre regardless of what they write.
3. traffic jams
4. ignorance

[Gem]

didn't we do this before?

[Mikee Merge n C]

Maybe. But it's fun to moan.

There are always more!

[Ov3RKiLL]

id like to nominate people who steal your birthday money and dont give a fuck

:finger:

(cheers gemma!)

[Jay Stonerz MC]

I'd like to nominate...

GRUDGES being made public.... repeatedly.

However called-for they are!

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

Originally posted by Ov3RKiLL
id like to nominate people who steal your birthday money and dont give a fuck

:finger:

(cheers gemma!)

Will this ever stop !! :badteeth:

[Ov3RKiLL]

Originally posted by Mikee Hussla
Will this ever stop !! :badteeth:

i made a nomination for room 101... problem?

[Jibba]

*Mobile phone companies - ie singlepoint grrr rip off merchants
*Late night taxi fares
*People who smell...constantly. C'mon a shower takes ten minutes for fux sake!!!
*The majority of Oxford students - ie Tommy rahh rahh who's "daddy's say they're special"

[Misdemeanor]

1. Old and foreign ppl who slow up public transport in rush hour. stay at home you slow fuckers!!

2. BT, British Gas, Thames Water and every utility company who take great pleasure in charging you thru the nose for services you cant live without!

3. Drink Drivers. Stay off the roads you inconsiderate cunts. You had enough money to get pissed but not for a cab home? Selfish takes a whole new meaning when its putting other ppls lives at risk.

4. Pikeys. Nuff said.

5. ID cards. Too many flaws to even start with.

that'll do for now i think hehe.

[Mikee Merge n C]

Bikes.

Why are there SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO many damn bikes in Oxford. They do my head in!

[Mikee Merge n C]

Golf.

What a calm quiet headache....

And even worse - Golf Video Games.....


Eh??!!!!

[Gem]

oi, mini golf on my t610 is shit hot, great fun!

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

Golf Video games are good !!

I was king of European Pro Tour on the MegaDrive

[Gem]

Next for room 101, silly I kow but they annoy me...

...Baby on board signs in the rear windows of cars. So bloody what?! 'OK then darlin, I was going to bump you up the arse, but as you have a kid in your car today, I won't bother!'

Stoopid!

[Mikee Merge n C]

Big up Azonica! Billy Connellys nominations perhaps... (http://www.feelthebass.co.uk/vbulletin/showthread.php?threadid=2186)

Crackin up! :D

[Mikee Merge n C]

Jonny Vegas.

I hate that bastard chamone.

[Mikee Merge n C]

Sports.


Why the HELL is sport / ARE sports so damn important to the world?

Sit down, shut up, and strap it.






All this fucking running about hitting things and twatting stuff as far as possible or running and then jumping over something or pegging it over there to get that and then twatting it over to him and then running over there and then there....













Lifes too short for all that hassle.

[Mikee Merge n C]

Peer pressure.


Why do kids and big kids have to go with the flow?



Are you a sheep or a shephard?




It's all about mavericks.

[Misdemeanor]

i have a problem with old ppl using public transport in rush hour times - they jus slow things up majorly! why are they outta bed so early anyway, if i didnt have to go work i wouldnt be up for sure lol.

[Mikee Merge n C]

Innit! :)

I also hate buses with their stuffy stinking heaters blasting out dirty smelly hot dull air.

Mate, we are taking the bus which means we are dressed for outside temperatures...
Turn the bladdy heaters off man I can't bear breathing everyones breeding germs in! Open the window!

[Misdemeanor]

Originally posted by Mikee Merge n C
Innit! :)

I also hate buses with their stuffy stinking heaters blasting out dirty smelly hot dull air.

Mate, we are taking the bus which means we are dressed for outside temperatures...
Turn the bladdy heaters off man I can't bear breathing everyones breeding germs in! Open the window!

haha too true

[Jay Stonerz MC]

People setting double standards...

Backsliding bigotted bluffing cheating crooked deceiving fake fraudulous fucking masquerading posing pillocks.
Hypocrites.


And chi chi men.l:badteeth: