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Lady_Dayaster
13th November 2003, 12:02 PM
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you because I was pissed.

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the
sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life

My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.



ha ha luv it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

O-DoG
13th November 2003, 12:14 PM
very deep and meaningful http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

Lady_Dayaster
13th November 2003, 02:06 PM
lol

O-DoG
13th November 2003, 02:12 PM
why are you laughing?

Lady_Dayaster
13th November 2003, 02:14 PM
cuz i laugh at anything and er dont worry

Misdemeanor
13th November 2003, 02:37 PM
bit early for valentines msgs innit?! lol

Lady_Dayaster
13th November 2003, 02:41 PM
lol i found it on that ganja web site

O-DoG
13th November 2003, 02:52 PM
the collective IQ of the Feelthebass community was lowered once again today :[

Lady_Dayaster
13th November 2003, 02:55 PM
im so sorry

O-DoG
13th November 2003, 03:05 PM
LoL i woz reding ths webste and i found a peom it has funny rimes in LOLOLOL

Lady_Dayaster
13th November 2003, 03:07 PM
i thought u were 2good 2b true

O-DoG
13th November 2003, 03:13 PM
2bad 2 rite like a 5 yr old k?

Lady_Dayaster
13th November 2003, 03:14 PM
nah dont insult a 5 yr old

O-DoG
13th November 2003, 03:28 PM
feels like i've been insulting a 5 year old since my first post in this thread

Manikular
13th November 2003, 04:00 PM
Originally posted by O-DoG
feels like i've been insulting a 5 year old since my first post in this thread

i love the irony of this..

this coming from the man with a chucklevision sig

O-DoG
13th November 2003, 04:07 PM
hey, its not my sig.....its o-dogs, and i've hijacked his account.

i'd LOVE to change it, but for some reason im no longer allowed to access ANYTHING in my profile.

/shrug.

edit: anyway don't tell me you're dissing the chuckle brothers...they're awesome :D

Ov3RKiLL
13th November 2003, 09:37 PM
jokes

:D