Jibba
15th December 2003, 01:44 PM
Very funny. Plse read chumz.
My Mum printed out some children's science exam answers. I dunno where the whole article is but here are a few of my favourites. These are actual answers given by children...
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
THE NEXT ONE HAS TO BE MY FAVOURITE.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O and U.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
:munt: Kids rule.
My Mum printed out some children's science exam answers. I dunno where the whole article is but here are a few of my favourites. These are actual answers given by children...
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
THE NEXT ONE HAS TO BE MY FAVOURITE.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O and U.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
:munt: Kids rule.