LONGEST THREAD IN HISTORY!!!!

[Jungle Maniac]

just another of my KrAzY ideas hehe, we should make this thread the longest thread in history, we should try and get over 10000000000000 posts in this lol, lets start now, so, WHOS WITH ME??

:lol: :D :lol:

[ceedee]

I would be but I think 1000000000000 posts might screw up my server a bit.....!

[Jungle Maniac]

okay, not quite that many ;) hehe

[tenbellys]

Originally posted by ceedee@Sep 3 2002, 10:39 PM
I would be but I think 1000000000000 posts might screw up my server a bit.....!
yeah a very big database

[ceedee]

well, this isn't doing too well is it.... most of the threads in feelthebass general are bigger than this!!!

[ZESTIE]

bo bo bo

:lol:

[ceedee]

selecta...... lol :)

[Jungle Maniac]

big up yaselves

so what u lot been up to l8ely then?

[Ov3RKiLL]

this

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could

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be

[Ov3RKiLL]

hmmm im not allowed to just put 'A'




A



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[Ov3RKiLL]

very

[Ov3RKiLL]

Long

[Ov3RKiLL]

Thread

[Ov3RKiLL]

Indeed....

i have a better idea for a long thread...

*goes to post new thread*

[bazza]

How many is that now?

[Ov3RKiLL]

quite a few.. but not as many as it could be ;) :blink:

[Estell]

ehhe nice try m8 the thread "The guy above" is even longer haha ill try liven it up here with ya m8;)

soooo come on people......this is supposed to be the longest thread ever !!!
so start telling abou ya loony thoughts and wishes and moment wants
i KNOW tehre are ALWAYS some whack thoughts or stuff u people are thinking about but u dont tell them out cos u think theyrs illy
so bring em all inside
i for example is sitting and waiting till my mum is going to bed so that i could sneak out and get to go buy a coca cola damnit!what do i have to do to get one eh pft

[ceedee]

Yeah ennit.....

I have nuff crazy thoughts!!!

Let's keep this goin!

B)

Where abouts you live mate?

[Estell]

oooh ahhhahai just HAVE to tell yall

i was in a shop today buying myself a SPONGE -BUTTT nota usual one hahha........my previous one is a slice of a watermelon sponge so it went into 2 pieces:( so i was looking for a new one -and i bought this lil stuffed toy-bear to be exact-and it is actually a sponge:) awwwww i have NO idea how to use it as a sponge.....like taking jus some whatever toy and starting washing myself with it :blink: haha gonna be fun its quite huge also even

[frozen]

hmm... time for a bit o nonsense to get this rollin along

... so the other day i was walking do the street, and this guy, he grabbed my arm, and i was like, "hey man, that's my arm"


:wacko:
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[Ov3RKiLL]

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump


Bet ya didn't know that



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[ceedee]

I know now.... :)

I saw a woman in argos yesterday pushing a doll in a pushchair. she then walked up to some coppers and said "where can I get some nappies for my baby?". They just stood there laughing!

Weird!

[Estell]

hehe nnow that's the spirit:)

im from Estonia ceedee if that was towards me...the question i mena :blink:
anyhow...i didnt get to try out that sponge bear:( i woke up too late and i was late for the movies :blink:
i saw Austin Powers the GOldmember:)
i was laughing my arse off over the whole cinema hahaha.....some places were hilarious yet the movie ended so fast:(

and then i got lost in my own city, wandering around making circles and all:)ahhaah that was very fun:)

[ceedee]

not seen AP Goldmember, any good?

I've heard mixed things.....

B)

[Estell]

well yeh
there were CWASY FUNNY bits in it but it got over too fast
and the end was soo boring because of the tragical moving emotional thingy
its not thebest but its well funny during the whole movie:) :lol:

and if u like BRitney Spears...ull like the movie also:D

[ceedee]

don't you thibk it's funny how Britney Spears' initials are BS?

:lol: :D

[Ov3RKiLL]

BS

ok im missing something here

i aint seen goldmember yet... ill probly just wait like i always o till its out on videoor dvd.

saw SIGNS the other day with Mel Gibbon...

PFFT DONT EVEN phucking BOTHER!
you may as well sit at home and count your pubes for the level of excitement you get :lol:

shit film... no... truely shit...



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[Estell]

ok now what am i missing?
britney spears =BS.....what does BS stand for? BAss? :blink:

and Mowgli the SIGNS......from the first time i saw the ad in the cinema i thought it was crap cos it had no message in it but my best friend is soooooooooooook een on the movie and she wants to DEFINITELY go see it

so ur a living proof with cheesy poofs that thinks it sucks:) yay...im no the only one:D

[Ov3RKiLL]

it is truely shit

the only kind of hidden moral message in the film was to not test god...

i mean WHAT THE phuck!?

it wasnt exciting... its slow as phuck to get started... (which it never does really)

poo... a big pile of smelly poo

:ph34r:

[Estell]

i bet the pile of poo is in the shoe as well aye:)

well i REALLY wanna see the Lord Of The Rings II:)

what u reckon?

[frozen]

i can't wait for the second installment of lord of the rings

that is probably my fav series of books, and i thought they did an excellent job transfering mediums, as half the stuff in the book is practically unimaginable


damn, that was hard to type for some reason :huh:
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[Estell]

about teh lord of the ring books by Tolkien......
my gooooood classmate said that the books are absolutely AMAZING!!! and theyr well thick also....yet the bokos r sooo good that he has read them all (2parts there r) three times through:)

and i jus twanna see the movie cos i cant be arsed to read the books:( no time

[frozen]

there are quite a few parts to it


the hobbit, lord of the rings vol 1-3, the silmarilian (the prelude to the whole series), and countless refrence manuels


i've read the hobbit, and all three volumes of the lord of the rings twice

thinking about doin it again, great stories, and a great fantasy realm :)
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[vice]

lord of the rings books are awesome trust me - they contain a LOT of background info and what seems like idle chitchat, but that's all part of how legends are made throughout the series. I couldn't imagine reading them all 3 times tho :-D

LOTR II will be sweet i can't wait either - i could watch the first one again and again and again....

[vice]

Originally posted by frozen@Sep 30 2002, 01:04 AM

the hobbit, lord of the rings vol 1-3, the silmarilian (the prelude to the whole series), and countless refrence manuels


I read the hobbit and all the LOTR volumes but never heard of silmarilian :blink: what's it about?

I agree it's a cool fantasy realm, do you rekon they could make a decent game out of it? - kinda like dark age of camelot i rekon - it would be sweet....

[frozen]

the silmarilian hmm... let me check the spelling i have the book....the silmarillion is the tale of the elves of middle earth... this is what the back of the book says

The Silmarillion is Tolkien's first book and his last. Long preceding in its origins The Lord of the Rings, it is the story of the First Age of Tolkien's world, the ancient drama to which characters in The Lord of the Rings look back, and in which some of them, such as Elrond and Galadriel, took part. The Silmarillion was begun in 1917, and Tolkien worked on it, changed it, and enlarged it throughout his life. Edited by his son, Christopher Tolkien, the book finally appeared four years after the author's death


I haven't read it yet, it's waiting for me... i seem to remember a game out for it, but I could be wrong about that
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[frozen]

don't make me start a thread killer thread ;) :blink:
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[Estell]

oh so THATS the longest thread aever topic eh
i was like confused already what this is all about:S
soo going on from the Tolkien thang.........

im sweaty...who wants to wipe my armpits?:D

ooooooooooh

oh dmanit.i forgot..........
so what do u lot think about lets saaaay............pancakes on raves?:D

oooooooh i like oranges at raves:) we have had those thingies that people walk around crowd and offer slices of oranges to people:)theyr soo nice and refreshing:)better than a drink:)

so pancakes.......what do u reckon?

[frozen]

estelll

put your arms down, nobody wants to rub them for you ;)


dunno if i could handle hot pancakes in a hhhooooooooot rave

wouldn't work so well


but i like the idea of fruit :)
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[Estell]

so no armpit scratching? FINE!

yeh the oranges really work..

and about the pancakes hehe..i think people would actually eat them cos after a few hours of jumping they would LOVE to EAT pancakes lets say with icecream......:D
they would eat anything

[frozen]

haha, yeah good point, you ppl need an ihop

international house of pancakes


all night breakfast and burgers whole nine yards always a bonus after a long night out at a club :) :) :)
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[ceedee]

IHOP's are COOOOOOOOOOL

Breakfast munchies!!!!

B)

[Estell]

IHOP's? what r these?:/
oh and HAH!!!!
the pancake thing has actually been tried out on the raving crowd! in Holland to be exact!
and there were no pancakes left in the end!:P

[frozen]

ihop's are restaurants that are open 24 hours and sell breakfast food all night


it's really good after raving cus you can soak all the beer up, and sober yerself up enough to sleep good ;)


oh, and if you put food at a rave in holland of course it's gonna get eaten, bunch of damn pot heads ;) :blink:
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[ZESTIE]

LOL

:rolleyes:

Just add to the thread

[Estell]

Are we makin this thread longer or not?
co-operate people!

Ihave this WIKKID tune in my mind playin right now :)MMMMMmmm off the album of WorldDance with AndyC mix...second cd:)
VERY GOOD
cant remember the title


soooo..what u lot think about............................................. .................................................. .....................HAIRY PENCILS? :D oooorr,,..........hairy dancers on stages?i mean not hairy as in body hair bbut hairy as in the girls dresssed in fluffy hairy stuff

[Ov3RKiLL]

nah hairy as in... HAIRY....


mmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmm :lol:




;)

[ceedee]

you worry me sometimes


hahaha :)

[Ov3RKiLL]

honestly...

i worry myself sometimes <_<





'Life aint nothin but bitches and money'

[Blerg]

I think that that is a stupid idea. The longest thred in history. Whats the point in that. I cant see any so i refuse to help and that is final :rolleyes:

[Ov3RKiLL]

ben...

if only your opinion was important lol


j/k's :P

[Blerg]

Well it is. Important that is and thats about my opinion. and i am sticking to it. not liktterally as there is no glue near me. Ok, so there is a prittstick next to the monitor. well it was but thats not what i ment. I was more thinking of super glue. anyhoo what i mean to say is that i still refuse to help you in your quet to make the longest thread. if anything i agree with ceedee about crashing the site whoch would be a real bummer. if that happened how could i not reply to this, yours or anyone elses message? You dont know do you. No? thats because your thick. Thicker than to really thick pieces of wood glued togeather. Now thats thick. Hey Glue was mentioned again! and thick rhymes with stick as in prittstick. Wow. thats amazery. my head has gone all spinny. i better sit down for a bit. oh wait i am sitting down. tell you what, make sure you read that last bit when you know im standing up. then you can be sure that it is accurate raher than complete bollocks

[vice]

:D :P

[Ov3RKiLL]

thats because your thick. Thicker than to really thick pieces of wood glued togeather. Now thats thick. Hey Glue was mentioned again! and thick rhymes with stick as in prittstick. Wow. thats amazery.

thick... maybe. but i can spell... B)

how many prozac's did you take today? cos when it comes to talking about phuck all for ages, your the cream of the crop man.... lol



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[Blerg]

not you as well, yes i know i have problems with the spelling and stuff. i suppose i could check them all but really cant be bothered. it takes away that little creative edge anyway

[vice]

yeah thi creatave edje is cool :rolleyes: :P :D :D

[Ov3RKiLL]

lool ;)

[Blerg]

ha ha ha. <_<

[Blerg]

I know i wuz the last person to post a reply here but i had more to say so i came back and that ws that i dont think this will actually be the longest thread in history. Its certainly not the longest on this site for a start. The one that is iss aboot the piss taking. What a surprise. Actually that wasnt. And also, we cant ever be the most ironic by beign the shortest in the world called the longest. possibly, i dunno. just wanted to point out that seeing as im not helping with this thread, you may want to start adding random comments so that it starts to fill up a bit more. Not that i care of course as i have already made it clear that i think this is a stupid idea and refuse to help so your going to have to put some effort into this. OK??? :angry:

[Ov3RKiLL]

you avit benji

[Matty.S]

Big up to the FTB crew

just adding my bit to the thread

[Matty.S]

why not add another lol.......

[vice]

Because it's a waste of ceedee's server space?

Ahem.

...hehehe or it would have been if I hadn't jumped in with that humorous comment :lol:

[Ov3RKiLL]

ahh well...

couldnt chris delete a few earlier pages, but keep the actual number of what the thread's up to?

[Matty.S]

I
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Think

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We

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Should

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This

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Post

[Matty.S]

MASSiVE!!!!

[Matty.S]

I

[Ov3RKiLL]

dammit matty log out of meh pc nex time... ;)

I

[Ov3RKiLL]

RECKON

[Ov3RKiLL]

MATTY S

[Ov3RKiLL]

SUCKS

[Ov3RKiLL]

COCK

[Blerg]

I rekon thats how you manage to have phuck loads of posts B) im sure i've seen that elsewhere.... :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

[Ov3RKiLL]

yea m8 me doing that twice accumulated me over 200 posts...

no... doubt it, maybe you should have registered to FTB earlier

jew
:P

[Blerg]

i did. i regesterd ages ago - in september. i just take time to get to be bothered to do things. Even though this was worth it. apart from the abuse. but you get to give that back so your an donkey raping shit eater uncle phucker :D :P :lol: B) :rolleyes:

[Mikee Merge n C]

Not that long then eh?

[Misdemeanor]

OLD

why do you insist on bumping old pointless shit - you dont even have anything interesting to add!

[Mikee Merge n C]

Just for jokes.

Sorry angered at work.

[Mikee Merge n C]

Some interesting shit to add.


The Czech republic has more Internet Service Providers than any other non-English speaking country.
Andorra has no unemployment, which is just as well because they have no broadcast TV channels either.
Andorrans live the longest, four years longer than in neighbouring France and Spain.
China's labor force stands at 706 million people, almost three times that of Europe and twice that of North and South America combined
China has the most workers, so it's a good thing they've also got the most TV's.
Clipperton Island wins our prize for the most unusual looking country.
Israel enjoys a GDP per capita 21 times that of the Palestinian West Bank and 33 times that of the Gaza Strip. Its military spending per capita tops the world.
North Korea spends the most of its GDP on its military.
Luxembourgers are the world's richest people - and also the most generous.
Indians go out to the movies 3 billion times a year.
The USA has more personal computers than the next 7 countries combined.
Americans and Icelanders go to the pictures on average 5 times a year, while Japanese go only once.
The United States spends more money on its military than the next 12 nations combined.
If you like kids, then Uganda might be the place for you. Half the population is under 15!
Most people live in poverty in most African countries.
Only two countries in the world are doubly landlocked: Liechtenstein and Uzbekistan.
Senior gentlemen might consider a trip to Russia, where there's two over 65 women for every man.
Sick of crowds? Try Greenland where there's 38 sq km per person.
Single guys should check out The Virgin Islands. Apart from sounding good, it has five women to every four men!
South Korea is the heliport capital of the world.
The United States has the most money, power, airports, cell phones, radios and ISP's.
The United States consumes more energy than India, the Middle East, South America, Africa, South East Asia and Oceania combined - which means more than 3.1 billion people.
The top 5 energy consumers are all cold countries. The next 6 are mostly oil producers.
Top per capita importing and exporting nations tend to be a little small.
In Australia, there's plenty of open road. Which is just as well, because you wouldn't want to park your car.
You're 66 times more likely to be prosecuted in the USA as in France.
Nearly 1% of Montserrations are police.
Most Zambians don't live to see their 40th birthday.
Want your kids to stay in school? Send them to Norway.
Mexico has the most Jehovah's Witnesses per capita in the OECD.
Guinea has the wettest capital on Earth with 3.7 metres of rain a year.
Qataris have lots and lots of gas.
Aussies picked up the most medals each at the Sydney Olympics, which brings them into the all time top 11.
Finns are perhaps the world's greatest athletes, ranked first at summer olympics and third in winter games.
Almost half of Ecuador is protected.
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Kenyan women work 35% longer than their menfolk.
Ethopians are by far the most agricultural people on earth (both men and women)
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Women are flooding into the workforce in many Muslim countries.
American women have the most powerful jobs.
Southern European women hugely outnumber their menfolk amongst the unemployed.
The top 8 most developed countries all speak Germanic languages. Every such country is in the top 20.
Belgium is the only country in the world where women dominate the ministry.
South America is unusual in that it is both urbanized and poor.
Swedes and Norweigans rank top 5 for both providing aid and exporting weapons.
On the probability of not reaching 40 graph, the top 34 countries are all African.
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English speaking kids are the biggest novel readers but are the least enthusiastic comics readers.
Japanese and South Korean kids are the best at science and maths.
Three quarters of Japanese kids read comics.
American adults have been educated for the longest time.
Japan has 53 working nuclear reactors and is planning to build another 12.
Around 1992, Saudi Arabia overtook the United States as the world's largest oil producer.
Danish workers strike 150 times more than their German neighbours.
Many Americans live alone - America leads the world in one person households.
Hungarians die of cancer much, much more often than Finns.
Kazakhstan is the world's largest landlocked country.
Libya is the only country with a single-coloured flag.
Russia won the first World Air Games, held in Turkey in 1997. Events included hang-gliding, sky-surfing, and ballooning.
One in three adults aged 15-49 are infected with HIV/AIDS in Botswana, Zimbabwe, and Swaziland.
If you thought Antarctica was inhospitable, think again - its land area is only 98% ice. Reassuringly, the other 2% is categorised as 'barren rock'.
The Mall in Washington, D.C. is 1.4 times larger than Vatican City.
NationMaster.com is now 40 times the size of the CIA World Factbook!
Moldova has one of the lowest rates of movie-going of any nation, and the highest rate of death by powered lawnmower. Coincidence? Surely not.
In 2002, every 1000 Swedes made a bus.
Looking for geniuses? Head straight to Iceland. There are more than 3.5 Nobel Prize Winners for every million Icelanders.
If you take a trip to Hungary, be careful! You might fall.
People might eat oats when they're hungry, but people from Hungary don't eat oats.
Japan's water has a very high dissolved oxygen concentration - but not enough to prevent drowning in the bath.
Indonesia has the most known mammal species - and the most mammal species under threat.
The four largest nations are Russia, China, USA, and Canada.
Brazil takes up 47.8% of South America.
Sri Lanka has lowest divorce rate in the world - and the highest rate of female suicide.
Per capita, South Africa has the most assaults, rapes, and murders with firearms.
Australians have a huge 380,000 sq m of land per person - and yet 91% live in urban areas.
Nearly a quarter of people in Monaco are over 65.
Canada lays claim to more water than any other nation.
Almost the entire Cook Islands are covered by forest.
Contrary to the popular rhyme, rain falls mainly on Guinea.
72% of people in Mali earn less than $1 per day.
There are 22 countries where more than half the population is illiterate. Fifteen of them are in Africa.

[azonica]

Originally posted by Mikee Merge n C

Why are you such a moody winging whining whore?

Too much :mad:

[Manikular]

Originally posted by Mikee Merge n C
Just for jokes.

Why are you such a moody winging whining whore?

that was uncalled for mate.

show some respect man!

[Mikee Merge n C]

Sorry Jacqui that was.

I was on a mad one at work and you caught the full force of it.

Genuine apologies...

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

why bring back this thread

as if it's that interesting

for fucks sake

[Mikee Merge n C]

Why bump it then Mikee?

[Mikee Merge n C]

Jungle Maniac, Ceedee, Ten Bellys, Zestie, Bazza, Estell, Frozen, Vice, Blerg and Matty S where have y'all been?

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

Originally posted by Mikee Merge n C
Why bump it then Mikee?

you're hilarious

[Pink Niki]

why don't you rename this the gayest thread in history ?!?

[Smokey]

merge style bump :badteeth:

[Manikular]

Originally posted by Dj Smokey
merge style bump :badteeth:

poor!

[Smokey]

Originally posted by Manikular
poor!


:fingah: :D

[Mikee Merge n C]

Smokey-style bump!

:D

If I was a mod I'd chuck this into the insanity next door...

What does it have to do with jungle?!