Pick up lines.....

[Lady_Dayaster]

Ok so wats the funnyist or cheeysest chat up lines u heard?? ive got a though that mite make u chuckle....


:D :P :rolleyes:

Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.

Nice legs...what time do they open?

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
uhumm i thought of that one! never been told it tho lol ...

I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.


If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

xcuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself. lol ...luv dat 1...

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow
job? No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch?


He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance?
She : No.
He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...

oh yes and not 4 gettin...
theres a party in my mouth and ur all invited...

:blink:

[vice]

Originally posted by Lady_Dayaster@Dec 27 2002, 02:06 AM

Nice legs...what time do they open?



xcuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself. lol ...luv dat 1...


oh yes and not 4 gettin...
theres a party in my mouth and ur all invited...


^ ^

Best three i rekon :lol:


still like the party in the mouth one best :D , tho as I said before, I doubt you could fit us all in :P

[Matty.S]

lol all of those are great and did make me laugh like Fuk!

lol :P :D :lol: :ph34r:

[Estell]

thehambuurger and stranger one were good
but honestly.do people really use them that frequently?
i dont have to use any:D but nothing as funny as thosehave been used on me neither:( id like some fun with that tho hehe............would be fun laughing about it all hahhahaa

Well phuck me if im wrong but.....do i know u?:D

[Ov3RKiLL]

The bet one ive heard is:

Nice shoes... wanna phuck?


smooth... works every time! B)

[Philblunt]

Those clothes look GOOD on you, but better OFF you

[Lady_Dayaster]

Originally posted by Philblunt@Dec 28 2002, 06:12 PM
Those clothes look GOOD on you, but better OFF you
EH HUMMM.... NICE JEANS BUT THEY WULD LOOK BETTER ON MY BEDROOM FLOOR...

[geeman]

come on let phuck

[L.A.T.Z.]

he-where u raised on a farm?

She-No

He-well u sure no how 2 raise a cock

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

True and well known line from the one like P Nash!

Paul leaves a bloke and a couple of young ladies at the bar.

Before leaving he tells the bloke in front of the ladies:

"Hey man, keep these ladies on ice!"

Pure cheese

[Lady_Dayaster]

LOL!! CHEESY!



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[Manikular]

can i buy you a drink?

"no!"

i think you misheard me, i said your arse looks fat in that dress

[vice]

hahahahahaaaaaa......


what happens if they say yes?

i'd say the same thing again :lol:


wouldn't get you very far tho ;) :D

[Misdemeanor]

Originally posted by Manikular@Jan 5 2003, 12:25 AM
can i buy you a drink?


Seems a little bit pointless asking someone that when they're clutching a bottle of water...but there u go ;)

- New one i heard was "do u wanna dance" which made me laugh .....but at least he actually bothered to ask, instead of comin up behind me and grabbing me round the waist! :angry:

[Lady_Dayaster]

OK i have had these 3 tryed on me, it makes me crige when sum1 has 2 use them but at same tyme laugh... i cud b laughin at them cuz they tryed sum stupid chat up line on me and they think they pulled lol!...i think not ...

If I told you you had a sexy body, would you hold it against me?
Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?
oi oi!, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?


and oh yes heres sum more of dem classics ... Let me sit on your lap and let's get things straight between us.
If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!


CHEESY I SAY!! JUST PURE CHEESE!



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[Manikular]

Originally posted by Misdemeanor@Jan 5 2003, 03:59 PM

Seems a little bit pointless asking someone that when they're clutching a bottle of water...but there u go ;)


you know I don't go to raves to pull. I wouldn't be in a fit state to try and pull at a Rave!!

[Manikular]

Originally posted by Lady_Dayaster@Jan 6 2003, 02:02 AM
OK i have had these 3 tryed on me, it makes me crige when sum1 has 2 use them but at same tyme laugh... i cud b laughin at them cuz they tryed sum stupid chat up line on me and they think they pulled lol!...i think not ...

If I told you you had a sexy body, would you hold it against me?
Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?
oi oi!, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?


and oh yes heres sum more of dem classics ... Let me sit on your lap and let's get things straight between us.
If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!


CHEESY I SAY!! JUST PURE CHEESE!
god i can't beleive people actually try those lines out..

what a laugh!

[Gem]

Originally posted by Manikular@Jan 6 2003, 07:52 AM
you know I don't go to raves to pull. I wouldn't be in a fit state to try and pull at a Rave!!
You're not in a fit state to pull anywhere I believe!

lol B)

[Manikular]

Originally posted by Gem@Jan 6 2003, 08:32 AM
Originally posted by Manikular@Jan 6 2003, 07:52 AM
you know I don't go to raves to pull. I wouldn't be in a fit state to try and pull at a Rave!!
You're not in a fit state to pull anywhere I believe!

lol B)
any more of that banter and i will post a link to a certain website miss xROSEx

mwoooohahahahahahaha!

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

AUSTIN POWERS CHAT UP LINES
>
> 1) I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
>
> 2) (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of those wet
> clothes.
>
> 3) Nice legs... What time do they open?
>
> 4) Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my
> package.
>
> 5) You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
>
> 6) Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
> 7) I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one
> talking to you.
>
> 8) I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed thrasher,
> have you seen one?
>
> 9) I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth
> tonight.
>
> 10) Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.
>
> 11) I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
>
> 12) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
> light switch away.
>
> 13) You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
>
> 14) I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther
> for that thing you do with your tongue.
>
> 15) If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by
> morning.
>
> 16) (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.
>
> 17) You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
>
> 18) You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions?
>
> 19) Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom
> floor.
>
> 20) My name is ( )...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
>
> 21) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
>
> 22) Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
>
> 23) I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been
> drinking?
>
> 24) Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
>
> 25) Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in them

AVIT

[Misdemeanor]

~@Manikular. NAh man i didnt mean you specifically lol.

The whole thing of pulling at a rave is crap. Apart from the fact you'd miss half the night which you paid good money for, you'd also be ditching your mates for someone u just met, and i dont trust my sense of judgement wen im straight headed, let alone spannered!!!!

:rolleyes:

[Manikular]

Originally posted by Misdemeanor@Jan 6 2003, 02:11 PM
~@Manikular. NAh man i didnt mean you specifically lol.

The whole thing of pulling at a rave is crap. Apart from the fact you'd miss half the night which you paid good money for, you'd also be ditching your mates for someone u just met, and i dont trust my sense of judgement wen im straight headed, let alone spannered!!!!

:rolleyes:
ok! you're off the hook!!!

have you read the post about the 3 day rinse? you think you up to the challange?? hahaha!!

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

You don't pull at events but you always meet random people, part of the fun! !

We went to an Accelerated Culture 6 last March 2oo2 and we somehow hooked up with this random girl who we left the event with? She then came to Oxford with us and seemed to like Pic un Mix (Method member! Big Up!) and they ended up going on the Oxford bus tour the next day after no sleep!! The thought of it's so funny but I think they were still mashed ! ! Think she went back to wherever she was from later that day!

:)

[Lady_Dayaster]

Originally posted by Manikular@Jan 6 2003, 09:50 AM
Originally posted by Gem@Jan 6 2003, 08:32 AM
Originally posted by Manikular@Jan 6 2003, 07:52 AM
you know I don't go to raves to pull. I wouldn't be in a fit state to try and pull at a Rave!!
You're not in a fit state to pull anywhere I believe!

lol B)
any more of that banter and i will post a link to a certain website miss xROSEx

mwoooohahahahahahaha!
GO ON WHAT IS IT?? SOUNDZ RUDE LOL

[Misdemeanor]

Originally posted by Manikular@Jan 6 2003, 02:16 PM
Originally posted by Misdemeanor@Jan 6 2003, 02:11 PM
~@Manikular. NAh man i didnt mean you specifically lol.

The whole thing of pulling at a rave is crap. Apart from the fact you'd miss half the night which you paid good money for, you'd also be ditching your mates for someone u just met, and i dont trust my sense of judgement wen im straight headed, let alone spannered!!!! &nbsp;

:rolleyes:
ok! you're off the hook!!!

have you read the post about the 3 day rinse? you think you up to the challange?? hahaha!!
yea deffo want to see J-magik... REst is money related i'm afraid... :unsure: But if i can i will. FTB minibus is way forward lol

Yea i can handle three days thou, jus like the UK Weekender but prolly wiv more sleep lol.

[Lady_Dayaster]

LOL JUST CHECK DIS OUT AND LOOK AT DA GEEZER DEN THE DESCRIPTION LOL

http://www.eastlothianventures.co.uk/Cheese.htm

:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Lady_Dayaster]

You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day..."


"Your parents must be bakers cause they put out a great set of buns."

"I love every bone in your body, especially mine."

"How about a maths lesson. We could add me and you, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply."


"You look alot like my third wife, of course I've only been married twice."


"I'd marry your cat just to get in the family."

"Do you work for the Royal Mail? I could have sworn I saw you check out my package?"


"You must be a broom cause you swept me off my feet."

"Was your Dad a mechanic? No? How did you get such a finely tuned body?"

"Your quite ugly but you intrigue me."

"Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it..."

(At the photocopier) "Reproducing Eh? Can I help you?"

"Are you going to give me your phone number or do I have to stalk you?"

"I think I dropped something. What? My jaw."

"Excuse me. Where you talking to me? (She says "No.") Well lets start now."

"I'm going to have sex with you tonight. You might as well be there when it happens."



LOL

[Ov3RKiLL]

"Are you going to give me your phone number or do I have to stalk you?"

pure class B)

[Lady_Dayaster]

well overkill??? lol jokes i guess i b seein ya nex week lol

[Lady_Dayaster]

Ok im not gonna mention any names but sum1 texed me dis chat up line lol

U BETTER WERE A CRASH HELMET 2NITE CUZ UR HEADBORED IS GONNA GET A BANGIN!LOL

SO I REPLYED WIV A TEX AFTER DEY SAID HOW HARD DEY WORKED SAYIN,

WHAT DO U WANT A MEDAL?? GO JOIN THE phuckIN ARMY LOL

[ceedee]

I remember a friend telling me that I said this to someone when I was really really wasted once:

"Excuse me, I think you're really really nice, so wait there, but would you please hold my pint while I go and be sick?"

LOL!

The scariest thing was.....

She got my phone number and wouldn't leave me alone for days!

Some people, do standards mean nothing?!!!

[Lady_Dayaster]

lol innit sum peeps just dnt care bout standereds... i mean r u fred flintstone cuz u sure can make my bedrock! lol

im down didcot sunday i think so if ne of yaz about i proberly say hi ... B)

[Matty.S]

lol funny shit.......

i dont actually know any lol so i wont post any haha

;) :P

[Lady_Dayaster]

gonna rumble tumble in da jungle wiv ma bag of weed dont have no greed dnt sell drugs on street, feel da heat listen 2 da phat beat, didcots gonna feel da heat gonna b slick heavy moves gwarnin on da street lol B)



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[Ov3RKiLL]

ive got this vision of you sat at your pc for like 20 mins tryin to find a rhyme with 'didcot' and deciding its impossible

lol

ill have to re-schedule... but i suppose i could spare a few hours of my valuable time for you on sunday

[Lady_Dayaster]

Originally posted by Ov3RKiLL@Jan 10 2003, 08:06 AM
ive got this vision of you sat at your pc for like 20 mins tryin to find a rhyme with 'didcot' and deciding its impossible

lol

ill have to re-schedule... but i suppose i could spare a few hours of my valuable time for you on sunday
hmmmm didcot were every peep likes 2 spin alot,makin tyme 4 da nu sounds its the place were dnb is still underground ........blah blah blah