MC Teckno - Oh my gosh!!

[Jibba]

http://www.mcteckno.com/

Click his audio DnB file!!! Someone book this man. He's a fucking don. Badman

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*This thread contains sarcasm...and lots of it :D

[Jibba]

THIS WHOLE WORLD SEEMS, TO BE RUNNING ON LUST
GIRLS WANNA BE NOTICED, SO THEY TAKE THEIR CLOTHES OFF
AND STRIP OR GO NAKED, AND SHOW OFF THERE BUTT
AND WONDER WHY BLOKES, ALWAYS WANNA FUCK

MODELS TAKE THEIR CLOTHES OFF, AND SAY ITS THEIR JOB
LIKE IT’S A HOOKERS JOB, TO SUCK A MANS KNOB
FOR A COUPLE OF BOB, OR GIVE HIM A SNOG
SOME GIRLS HAVE HAD EVERY BLOKE ON THE BLOCK

A FEW GIRLS GO NUDE, AND IT’S PORNOGRAPHY
OVER THE LAST DECADE, IT BECAME AN INDUSTRY
DON’T THESE GIRLS HAVE, ANY DIGNITY
IT SEEMS LIKE THEY ALL, WANNA GET ON PAGE 3

OR IN A MENS MAGAZINE, BEING PRETTY
DRESSED SKIMPY AND, TRYING TO LOOK SWEET
SHOWING HER TITTIES, FOR THE WORLD TO SEE
AND MAKING A LIVING, THROUGH NUDITY.

NUFF BLOKES ARE BESOTTED, BY A GIRLS BREASTS
THE BEST PART OF SOCIETY'S, OBSESSED WITH SEX
NUFF GIRLS JUST WANT, TO SPREAD THEIR LEGS
AND GO BOUNCING, FROM BED TO BED

THAT’S WHY I’M SKEPTICAL ‘BOUT, HAVING A GIRLFRIEND
‘COZ THEY CAN BREAK YA HEART, AND MESS WITH YA HEAD
A KISS IS A KISS AND IT'S WHAT TO EXPECT
BUT MAKE SURE SHE’S CORRECT, BEFORE YA TAKE THE NEXT STEP

YOUR BODY’S YA SHELL, ITS YA FOUNDA–SHON
DON’T GIVE IT UP, TO JUST ANY ONE
YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT, SO DON’T BE DUMB
DON’T SACRIFICE THE JOY, OF WHAT'S TO COME

WHEN SOMEONE LEAVES YOU, AND YOU DWELL IN PITY
YOU MIGHT THINK THERE'S PLENTY, MORE FISH IN THE SEA
BUT THE ONE FOR YOU, MAY BE CAUGHT ALREADY
SEE, THE PERFECT PARTNER, IS SO HARD TO MEET.

SEX IS A SPECIAL THING, THAT A WOMEN CAN DO
LETTING A MAN GO, DEEP INSIDE OF YOU
SO YOU SHOULD BE WISE, WHEN YOU DECIDE WHO
WHO YA HEART GOES TO, BE CAREFULL WHO YA CHOOSE

YA VIRGINITY’S A BIT LIKE, MONEY IN THE BANK
ONCE YOU GIVE IT AWAY, YOU CAN’T GET IT BACK
YET SO MANY SLAGS, HAVE ONE NIGHT STANDS
AND TREAT SEX LIKE, A PAT ON THE BACK

LIKE A TEMPORARY PLEASURE, THEY DO IT FOR LEISURE
"BUT WE NEED TO DO IT", YEAH - WHATEVER
YOU SHOULD DO IT WITH THE PERSON, YOU WANT FOREVER
COZ GOING WITH EVERY ONE, REALLY AIN'T CLEVER

SEE ONE MIGHT GIVE YOU, AN S.T.D
A SEXUAL DISEASE, LIKE AIDS OR HERPES
SO YOU PISS BLOOD, EVERYTIME YOU PEE
AND YA PRIVATE PARTS, GET ALL ITCHY.

YOU NEVER REALLY KNOW, ALL ABOUT SOMEONE
‘COZ PEOPLE KEEP SECRETS, EVEN FROM THEIR MUM
IT DOESN’T MATTER IF, YOU’VE BEEN DATING LONG
YOU COULD WAKE UP TOMORROW, AND THEY COULD BE GONE

AND IF THAT WAS WHO, YOU GAVE YASELF UP TO
ANSWER ME THIS YO – WHAT YOU GONNA DO
THEY GOT SOMEONE NEW, BUT COULDN’T TELL YOU
YOU LOOK LIKE A FOOL THINKING, WHAT DID I DO

LUST IS WHAT?, WHAT MAKES COUPLES SPLIT UP
WHEN YOU LOOK AT SOMEONE ELSE AND THINK, "OH MY GOSH"
YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP, BUT THEY AINT FUSSED
THE ONLY THING THEY WANT, OFF YOU IS A NOSH

THERES A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN, SEX AND MAKING LOVE
SEX IS JUST…………, A TEMPORARY BUZZ
BUT MAKE LOVE AND YOU STILL FEEL, SOMETHING AFTERWARDS
FORGET LUST FIND LOVE, COZ EVERYBODY DOES.

[Pink Niki]

he's fucking AWFUL. he can't even keep in time with the tunes!

[Jibba]

My Nan could do a better job I reckon.







My Nan has Alzheimer's disease.

[Mikee Merge n C]

Jibba you are Old Skool... Don't you remember the real MC Techno?!

I suppose not.

:ban:


:D :D :D

He's better than this fraggle.

[Jibba]

Jibba you are Old Skool... Don't you remember the real MC Techno?!

Seen him on flyers mate, not heard...as far as I know!!!

Anyway, this MC Teckno rules...don't dis :badteeth:

[Mantmast]

:jerkoff:


Hahaha...what a cock

[Mikee Merge n C]

You could test him Jibz.

[Jibba]

What you sayin? I can't MC? :D

I can actually freestyle (hip hop stylee) believe it or not, but only after some dutch courage.

[Mantmast]

Big up the one like God

[Jibba]

:D

[Misdemeanor]

clearly not getting any is he? hehe

[Misdemeanor]

wait...he's a member of the godsquad

thats gotta mean no sex before marriage, which explains why he's bitter !!!!

"Fly posters and white labels.
Fresher than hot bagels,
Healing the disabled,
Genesis 4 equals Cain and Abel "

[Mikee Merge n C]

"DJ Sy!! And the MC Scratchmaster Techno kid!! OBSESSION CREW!!!!! This ain't no Fantazia pirate!" :badteeth:


He used to scratch with his voice like Conrad innit.

[Mikee Merge n C]

And Jibba if I remember correctly!! :badteeth:

[Manikular]

i used to rate mc tekno loads.

obvious the obsession one and not that brighton freak

[Mikee Merge n C]

Innit. By todays standards he ain't nothing special but back then he could hype them up proper!

Am I right in thinking he changed his name to M16?

I got the Enjoy Project 'Intense Pleasure Mixes' 1995 and he's in there saying random shit like "sit on top of the riddim like a christmas tree!" :badteeth:

[Gem]

dave didn't you put a link to this once before? it seems familiar.

quite funny.

[Manikular]

by todays standards he's amazing.

to me skibba, shabba et all are week carbon copies of each other. he was original.

useless info part 2... mc conrad used to be called "mc turnabout" and mc jucie man was previously known as "mc whiteboy"

lmfao!

[Mikee Merge n C]

:funk:

[Jibba]

Bump for those that missed!

[Pink Niki]

hahahaha, this still makes me laugh.

check a samlple of his dnb lyrics!!

Ski Slope

MAKE YA FLY, LIKE A CROW
IN THE JUNGLE, LIKE A RHINO
THIS ONE BRIGHT, LIKE A RAINBOW
ME PUT GOD, ON THE THRONE

LIKE COCA COLA, AND THE TANGO
ESPRESSO AND, THE CAPPUCCINO
TOUCH YA MIND, HEART BODY AND SOUL
TAKE YOU OUT, OF THE SHADOW

ON SKI SLOPE, IN THE SNOW
GOT THE SKI'S, AND SKI POLES
WON'T LIE, LIKE PINOCIO
PUT TRUTH OF GOD, ON STEREO

JESUS IS, WHOM ME FOLLOW
THAT IS WHY, WE GOT CRIMBO
IN SANTAS GROTTO GO, 'HO HO HO'
KNOW SO ITS GOT, TO BE THE TECKNO

CREATED AND WRITTEN BY
MARK .C. EDWARDS
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED