Fancy a good laugh at my expense?!

[Gem]

Right, just thought i'd give you all a giggle so something good comes out of my shitty night. And it's only 8pm!

I WAS going to Compound tonight,

I thought i'd make a special effort to look nice, my aunt spent 20 mins doing my hair. I spent ages picking out some nice clothes and putting my face on etc. I called a taxi to arrive for 7.

Then all my mates start saying they're not going - not mentioning any names YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! (at quarter to seven!) but never mind I thought I'd go anyway. Plus the taxi was at the end of my drive.

I tell the taxi driver (who is a rare old man with a blonde mullet) that the country road he is heading down is seriously flooded and he won't get through. He doesn't even acknowledge me. And carrries on going through the water, (which resembles an ocean). Funnily enough the taxi stops <_<

Oh dear. I have had to spend nearly an hour in a taxi in the middle of nowhere. And to add insult to injury the taxi driver (who I now know as Graham) keeps farting. And it smells un-godly :blink:

Another vehicle (a 4X4) driven by Grahams mate Bob arrives to pick me up. HOW THE F*CK HAVE I SUPPOSED TO GET IN IT. Graham's mate Bob (who is in trainers) gets out of the 4X4 and gives me a firemans lift. Ooh that was fun - especially when he grabbed my arse :wacko:

On the way back to my house Bob has the cheek to say "don't worry this one's on the house!"

I get home in a seriously arsey mood. Decide I'll drown my sorrows in a bottle of Bollinger champagne. I open the fridge and a can of tinned fruit falls out, lands on my toe and cuts it open :(

I'm not happy at all. You lot all have a really good time tonight to make up for my shit one. Have a large Vodka and Coke for me!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!



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[Manikular]

i can't help but laugh

it's usually me with all the bad luck!

[Gem]

it's a laugh or cry situation buddy :wacko: :P

I can't believe I'm sat in on a friday with a free house!

[Manikular]

it's not our fault you live in a flood plain

[Gem]

You are so sympathetic! I wish I didn't live where I do! Life would be so much bloody easier! :rolleyes:

[Manikular]

you know it :)

bloody sticks! i know how you feel i lived in the middle of nowhere before moving to witney

[dj raw]

sounds like you had a nightmare!!! best to laugh about these things...

Boh Steppa!

[Ov3RKiLL]

harsh one m8 <_<


put it behind you, these things are sent to test us

[Gem]

Originally posted by Ov3RKiLL@Jan 4 2003, 03:21 PM
harsh one m8 <_<


put it behind you, these things are sent to test us
My life consists of tests! :rolleyes:

You know it!

[Misdemeanor]

Gutted!!!

Hope you slapped the nob end who pinched your arse - once you got in the jeep that is lol

[Gem]

Originally posted by Misdemeanor@Jan 5 2003, 04:11 PM
Gutted!!!

Hope you slapped the nob end who pinched your arse - once you got in the jeep that is lol
I wanted to get home!!!! Plus he was a beast of a man! Sacary :unsure:

[vice]

"You can judge a person's character by how quickly they get up once knocked down"

Somebody sometime said that...and I couldn't agree more :)

Looks like you passed the test though - bigup!

[Gem]

Originally posted by Bekit@Jan 5 2003, 06:06 PM
"You can judge a person's character by how quickly they get up once knocked down"

Somebody sometime said that...and I couldn't agree more :)

Looks like you passed the test though - bigup!
ta bekit, i've been knocked down so many times my two front teeth have been out of my head twice - innit ceedee!!! (he took me to a&e the forst time! eternally grateful!)

I bought a diary today! when i'm older it's gonna be a best seller and make me thousands! B)

[Ov3RKiLL]

i've been knocked down so many times my two front teeth have been out of my head twice

hardcore!

i one snapped my 2 front teeth :angry:

but the dentist bodged em together or whatever she did, looks aight now. i done it when i was small B)

[Gem]

mine are bodged together now although you wouldn't notice unless you looked closely! My dentist is a bad boy!

My teeth have been out twice this year mate! Since April 02!

02 was the worst year of my life!!!!...

Teeth out twice
Car stolen
second car slashed and smashed
Dumped boyfriend of 4 yrs
Stalked by boyfriend of four years
Court (long story!)
Serious debt

And i'm still happy B)

Bring on 03!

[dj raw]

Originally posted by Gem@Jan 5 2003, 07:25 PM
mine are bodged together now although you wouldn't notice unless you looked closely! My dentist is a bad boy!

My teeth have been out twice this year mate! Since April 02!

02 was the worst year of my life!!!!...

Teeth out twice
Car stolen
second car slashed and smashed
Dumped boyfriend of 4 yrs
Stalked by boyfriend of four years
Court (long story!)
Serious debt

And i'm still happy B)

Bring on 03!
your year was about as good as mine mate....

had all four wisdom teeth out in july - they hurt from the previous september and am still on seriously heavy painkillers now.

split up with girlfriend of a year...
had to quit college cos of pain of teeth...

2003 can't really be any worse...

drum and bass forever baby!

Boh Steppa!

[ceedee]

You got a show on FTB though!!

:)

[Gem]

Originally posted by dj raw@Jan 6 2003, 08:23 PM
2003 can't really be any worse...

drum and bass forever baby!

Boh Steppa!
Precisely - I couldn't agree more buddy!

Thnk postive innit!

:D

[Manikular]

2003 is going to be a very good year!!!

there is a master plan going on :)

ps - i'm still working on some new beats for this album thing, as soon as i get my arse in gear i'll be posting them on this site!!

actually i might post 4 of my other things....... ceedee!

ok..

forthcoming will be

The Spook
Prism (Last Quadrant)
The Jackal
What?

seen!

[dj raw]

Originally posted by ceedee@Jan 6 2003, 09:07 PM
You got a show on FTB though!!

:)
it's true ceedee mate - definitely one of the high points B)

and getting my fm show on Altered radio too - gonna be hitting ya'all in february with that one - oh yes!

2003 is where it's at baby - Oxford's gonna blow up real big. Booooooooooooo!

Boh steppa!

[Ov3RKiLL]

Originally posted by ceedee@Jan 6 2003, 09:07 PM
You got a show on FTB though!!

:)
well put m8

its easy to forget the good points when all you remember is the shit you get.
moving out and getting the show on FTB are the only major good points i remember from 2002.

the last month of my life would make an interesting story if i could remembe all the little details...

flooded kitchen like phuck!
slapped with 450 bill for the damage to down stairs
banking error NOT in my favour to the tune of 700, cos the silly phuck in teh bank only set up my standing order to pay my rent for one week. why didnt i notice you say? cos i put my tust into the bank to do their job properly which theyre obviously in capable of doing. wankers...
lost/loosing my job
and i can feel that yummy gut feeling of depression heading my way as we speak :angry:



2k3 is gonna be phat i know it! cant wait till the summer, all you guys and gals gotta come out to all the shockwave free parties, boh! i happen to know theres something BIG being planned by us as well, so watch this space for more news

gotta think postative aye! being down sucks dick, and it doesnt help anyones situation

[Manikular]

2003 low lights - being ripped off by a so called mate
- the owners of genesis being unprofessional greedy idiots, for phuck sake we used to put in a huge rig, loadsa lighting and drapes and projections... get the place rammed to phuck and they were still not happy.
- being ill alot

high lights - being back at source
- getting broad band
- seeing klute dj for the first time!

[Ov3RKiLL]

getting broad band

broadband is elite B)

*download crew* lol