Gem sort me out please! [Archive]

geeman

5th February 2003, 04:46 PM

Gem can u sort me out a form for the porters job please m8 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

vice

5th February 2003, 05:18 PM

Wahey the JR Porter massive are coming into effect!

And why not? I did it for two days and I must admit you get a sense of achievement at the end of the day that u dont really get from an office job...its the phsycal labour i guess :)

Just don talk to the wanker doctors! Enit Gem. ;)

geeman

5th February 2003, 08:47 PM

yea nice one gee

porter massive :D

Ov3RKiLL

5th February 2003, 08:48 PM

£G%H£C_+WEOIJFPPV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Manikular

5th February 2003, 09:34 PM

is it really only £5.10 an hour?

Gem

5th February 2003, 11:00 PM

Originally posted by Bekit@Feb 5 2003, 04:18 PM
Wahey the JR Porter massive are coming into effect!

And why not? I did it for two days and I must admit you get a sense of achievement at the end of the day that u dont really get from an office job...its the phsycal labour i guess :)

Just don talk to the wanker doctors! Enit Gem. ;)
I don't get much of a choice matey!

I look after their patients for them and they have to talk to me about the individuals programmes (drugs, physio, mobility etc etc). They're not to bad with me actually now. The junior ones are sound and seem to enjoy pushing me around in a wheelchair?! :blink:

It is 5.10p/h yes, but there are various bonuses for attendance (frosty!!) and being on time :)

Gem

5th February 2003, 11:05 PM

PS. Do you like my educated doggy below! B)

Ov3RKiLL

6th February 2003, 06:13 PM

Originally posted by Manikular@Feb 5 2003, 08:34 PM
is it really only £5.10 an hour?

yea, nice one

:(

but there are various bonuses for attendance (frosty!!) and being on time

what you tryng to say :(

i was a grave digger for over a yr m8!

Gem

6th February 2003, 07:51 PM

But I thought you always got told off for being late!

Gee have your application form. You'll have to drop in to the JR tomorrow pick it up, fill in and hand back to personnel for it to be entered in to the system before the weekend.

I'll be on Ward 3A (Trauma Centre) before 1pm. After that i'll be in the histological labs ad lib, so text me innit.

Take it easy B)

geeman

7th February 2003, 09:11 PM

i dont care me and frosty r going to have a very fun time

:D

vice

8th February 2003, 12:18 AM

Originally posted by Ov3RKiLL@Feb 5 2003, 07:48 PM
£G%H£C_+WEOIJFPPV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Harsh Mate!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

vice

8th February 2003, 12:24 AM

Originally posted by Gem@Feb 5 2003, 10:00 PM
I look after their patients for them and they have to talk to me about the individuals programmes (drugs, physio, mobility etc etc). They're not to bad with me actually now. The junior ones are sound and seem to enjoy pushing me around in a wheelchair?! :blink:

It is 5.10p/h yes, but there are various bonuses for attendance (frosty!!) and being on time :)
Junior doctors phing you around in a wheelchair!!!!! Must be your idea of heaven!

I got £6 per hour whe I worked there, but I was working through an agency and I think the JR was desperate for a porter!

Ov3RKiLL

8th February 2003, 03:09 AM

Originally posted by Gem@Feb 6 2003, 06:51 PM
But I thought you always got told off for being late!

that wasnt my fault!!

honest :(

when the bus got me there for ten to 8 i was on time, all the time. but it changed! and it got me there at 20 past 7 and i HATE waiting around doing phuck all. and i had to get up too early for any sane person to get this new bus :( :(

Ov3RKiLL

8th February 2003, 03:10 AM

Originally posted by Gem@Feb 6 2003, 06:51 PM
But I thought you always got told off for being late!

that wasnt my fault!!

honest :(

when the bus got me there for ten to 8 i was on time, all the time. but it changed! and it got me there at 20 past 7 and i HATE waiting around doing phuck all. and i had to get up too early for any sane person to get this new bus :( :(

i wish i could work from home... hmmm.... ive got a webcam....

maybe i could just get nekkid and tak.....

Gem

8th February 2003, 07:08 PM

Originally posted by Bekit@Feb 7 2003, 11:24 PM
Junior doctors phing you around in a wheelchair!!!!! Must be your idea of heaven!

You know it!

The basements are wicked for wheelchair racing. Although I have toppled out once. Took a 90 turn with to much speed and we loast control and hit a linen cage!

vice

9th February 2003, 12:15 AM

Originally posted by Gem@Feb 8 2003, 06:08 PM

The basements are wicked for wheelchair racing. Although I have toppled out once. Took a 90 turn with to much speed and we loast control and hit a linen cage!
:lol: <img src='http://www.bassment.net/forum/images/smiles/icon_idea.gif[/img] :lol: <img src='http://www.bassment.net/forum/images/smiles/icon_idea.gif[/img] :lol:

HAHA !

You just wait untill Frost and Gee get employed there....I can foresee more comical jests and practical jokes in one day than the JR has ever witnessed so far in its history! :D

geeman

9th February 2003, 01:58 AM

Originally posted by Bekit@Feb 8 2003, 11:15 PM

HAHA !

You just wait untill Frost and Gee get employed there....I can foresee more comical jests and practical jokes in one day than the JR has ever witnessed so far in its history! :D
DAME RIGHT! :D

Gem

9th February 2003, 05:07 PM

I can imagine. It's going to be interesting! :rolleyes:

Ov3RKiLL

9th February 2003, 06:42 PM

Originally posted by Gem@Feb 9 2003, 04:07 PM
I can imagine.
anyone tried a set of stairs in a wheelchair yet?

will i get charged for breaking them?

or is it a "deny all knowledge" kind of thing?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Gem

9th February 2003, 11:05 PM

You are so going to end up as a patient on my ward! As I mentioned before, Trauma - ie broken bones and shit! :rolleyes:

coombz

11th February 2003, 06:26 AM

we love it

Gem

11th February 2003, 07:26 PM

You lot are going to make the hospital a livelier place for sure. But I'm a little worried about the wellbeing of my patients!...

...Blink and you'll miss Agnes bumping down the staircase in a wheelchair, (pushed by frosty) with a spliff hanging out of her mouth!

:blink:

Ov3RKiLL

11th February 2003, 07:33 PM

Originally posted by Gem@Feb 9 2003, 10:05 PM
You are so going to end up as a patient on my ward! As I mentioned before, Trauma - ie broken bones and shit! :rolleyes:
ive never broken a bone in my life

not properly anyway.... got a fractured wrist playing rugby once lol

a hospital is just SO phucking big, theres got to be sooo many options for phuckign around :lol:

Gem

11th February 2003, 07:57 PM

I've been lost so many times it's unreal. But through trial and error I now know the place like the back of my hand! Esp areas to dust to for a sly cigarette!

The roof is my all time favourite you can see for miles. Although I can't get to close to the edge as I'm TERRIFIED of heights! I stay right by the door! :blink:

vice

11th February 2003, 11:34 PM

I found that floor zero is the wierdest place in the JR - it's like the bowels of an industrial factory or summit. there's people camped out by little furnace heaters all smoking fags - they look like a group of tramps but you soon realise that they are actually employees :o

On another note, I saw on the news today that the JR has overspent its budget by about £2 million, and they attributed alot of that to hiring temporary staff! lol its good to know that I was a part of that :D

geeman

12th February 2003, 12:08 AM

gem r they ever going to call

Gem

16th February 2003, 05:54 PM

They will, but they're so bloody slow it's unreal. Hang in there hun.

Blerg

19th February 2003, 08:06 PM

Originally posted by coombz@Feb 11 2003, 05:26 PM
we love it
i certainly do. well the funny side not nessecerealy broken bones and all...

geeman

19th February 2003, 08:51 PM

i feel so much hate from coombz! :angry: