Gem! lets get this rolling.....

[vice]

So Gem when can you bring your digi-camcorder down mate? I booked this friday off work so if anyone else is up for it I rekon we could start filming some stuff then :P

It doesn't have to all be Jack Ass Stunts - we need footage of just us lot having a sesh or summit - you've got to include little skits and shots of eah of us for the intro footage ie:

<text on screen>

introducing......

....O-Dog....(shot of paul)
....Bekit.....(shot of me)
.....Frosty.....(shot of Ov3rkill)
......Philblunt......(shot of Phil)
......Geeman.....(shot of andy g)
.....our resident A&E nurse (shot of Gem)
.....the Flat....(shot of the flat bedroom window, followed by shots of each of us jumping out all in a row lol)

see what I mean?

Ben can probly do all the editing and stuff cos I kno he's into it....dunno if he's got the software though...ben?

Everywhere I go I keep looking at buildings and trees and ramps and thinking "now how could we make a film in this area?" or "what could I do here wtih a few shopping trolleys?!"

O'Dog's Pot-Noodle-Fest would have made a wicked film - you could've had a before shot with all the sachets being emptied into the pot, then a during shot with all the funny comments, a shot when me & ben tasted the sauce (damn it was hot!) and then an after shot of Paul's face. Finally you finish with a shot of Paul farting in his sleep - which he did :lol: :lol:

[coombz]

sounds...disturbing

sorry for disturbing your slumber last night bekit :-/

[vice]

haha mate dont worry 'bout it, it was hardly your fault :o

if i hadn't just woken up...and if i was wearing my lenses so I could see....I would have given that prick some some kicks to the face aswell - u kno this! as it was, i just wanted to frikkin sleep ( i think that topic is worthy of another thread hehe)

O yeah i missed you out:

introducing...

...Coombz....resident skunk smoker........(shot of coombz)


lol :D



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[coombz]

it sounded like one of your neighbours was tempted to knock him out as well heh........

worst thing about the whole night was the fcking dick tried smashing up my motorbike outside the flat.....

:-/

[vice]

ok im gunna start a new thread to discus the danny incident...



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[Ov3RKiLL]

Originally posted by Bekit@Mar 3 2003, 01:26 PM
Finally you finish with a shot of Paul farting in his sleep - which he did :lol: :lol:
this is true!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


mate, im goin to oxford today... ill keep my eyes open for some fool-ass stunts...

i still say we gotta egg the phuck outa that big new glass fronted building right by the train station. then leg it onto a train. that would be phucking piss funny!!!!!


:D :D :D

[vice]

Originally posted by Ov3RKiLL@Mar 3 2003, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by Bekit@Mar 3 2003, 01:26 PM
Finally you finish with a shot of Paul farting in his sleep - which he did &nbsp;:lol: &nbsp;:lol:
this is true!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


mate, im goin to oxford today... ill keep my eyes open for some fool-ass stunts...

i still say we gotta egg the phuck outa that big new glass fronted building right by the train station. then leg it onto a train. that would be phucking piss funny!!!!!


:D :D :D
bwaahahaahaha i can see it now...... :lol: we'd have to have someone filming from a distance so they can stay out of trouble if any arrives :lol:


there's got to be loads of sweet opportunities in oxford...check the multi-storey car park mate, and keep a look out for any trees that actually have leaves on them, all the ones in didcot look like they would break if you jumped into 'em

[Ov3RKiLL]

brain wave...

eitehr... climb down the outside of teh car park an dsee what happens...

or do what bam bam does (im up for it) and jump off a big height onto a nearby tree and climb down

B) :D

[vice]

Originally posted by Ov3RKiLL@Mar 3 2003, 02:21 PM


or do what bam bam does (im up for it) and jump off a big height onto a nearby tree and climb down

B) :D
yeah thats what im talking about......thats why we need to find a tree that has some greenery on it :)

[Ov3RKiLL]

ill keep my eyes open... :D



(and im gonna pop into virgin and see if danny's in there, ill give him a little visit)

[Manikular]

Originally posted by Ov3RKiLL@Mar 3 2003, 02:09 PM


i still say we gotta egg the phuck outa that big new glass fronted building right by the train station. then leg it onto a train. that would be phucking piss funny!!!!!


watch out for those security cameras.

and considering middle eastern money built that place you might wanna make sure bin laden doesn't drip you up for doing it! hahaha

[vice]

haha if Bin Laden showed up we'd film us feeding him his own organs :o

security cameras? hmmmm.....shite......

[Ov3RKiLL]

Originally posted by Ov3RKiLL@Mar 3 2003, 02:21 PM
brain wave...

eitehr... *climb down the outside of teh car park an dsee what happens...

or do what bam bam does (im up for it) and jump off a big height onto a nearby tree and climb down

B) *:D

POST BY GEM....

Ok frosty was so up for this. When we parked in Gloucester Green car park today (ie the one with the one underground level...) he asked how many floors it had and if there were any trees outside he could jump in to and fall to the floor.

Hmmmm Frost. it's a basement car park.

:blink:



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[Manikular]

quick question..

have any of you seen "dirty sanchez"?

you might wanna check it out before embarking on your activities!

[coombz]

Originally posted by Manikular@Mar 4 2003, 09:49 AM
have any of you seen "dirty sanchez"?


i'm going to assume you're not talking about the kind of 'dirty sanchez' i regularly perform with becketts mother B) no, we haven't seen it :D

we have seen 'Anal Ball' though.... :wacko: :blink: :o :huh:

[Manikular]

Originally posted by coombz@Mar 4 2003, 09:52 AM
Originally posted by Manikular@Mar 4 2003, 09:49 AM
have any of you seen "dirty sanchez"?


i'm going to assume you're not talking about the kind of 'dirty sanchez' i regularly perform with becketts mother B) no, we haven't seen it :D

we have seen 'Anal Ball' though.... :wacko: :blink: :o :huh:
dirty sanchez is a uk version of jackass which is currently being played on MTV..

it's ok..

remember that Jackass is actually a copy cat series too..

[vice]

Originally posted by Ov3rkill@Mar 3 2003, 01:26 PM
Hmmmm Frost. it's a basement car park.


haha d'oh!

curb you're enthusiasm mate :D



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[vice]

Originally posted by Manikular@Mar 4 2003, 09:56 AM
dirty sanchez is a uk version of jackass which is currently being played on MTV..

it's ok..

remember that Jackass is actually a copy cat series too..



The origional JackAss was Camp Kill Yourself with Bam Margera + friends (CKY)

they brought out a load of movies with stupid stunts, skateboards tricks and gross-outs, including CKY2K <----yeeeeesss!!!!! and CKY3

is this the the what you're talking about manik? or was there something before?


Dirty Sanchez was mentioned by someone in my office today! they seemed to think it was more Welsh than English but i dunno - might have to research this B)
Apparantly some guy stapled his nob to a piece of wood - ala Steve-o stapling his nuts to his leg in the Steve-O dvd :lol:



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[Ov3RKiLL]

Bekit mate, up until now I always viewed you as the sensible, level one in this whole crazy operation (Mr. Turn the TV off at ten and go to bed).

I was so wrong.

You're all mad. B)

(I should so log out and sign in as myself but I can't be arsed)



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[vice]

Originally posted by Ov3RKiLL@Mar 4 2003, 11:44 AM
Bekit mate, up until now I always viewed you as the sensible, level one in this whole crazy operation (Mr. Turn the TV off at ten and go to bed).

I was so wrong.

You're all mad. B)

(I should so log out and sign in as myself but I can't be arsed)
lol this is Gem yeah?

mate....I only started going to bed at 10 when I started having to get up at 6.15 five days a week! it suuuuuuuccckkkksss :angry:

I can't function at all with out at least, say, 7 hrs sleep and I really need eight. How am i meant to hold down a job if im in a post-drunk-stoned stupor every morning!? some people can do it... i envy them...

i try to be sensible (as u have noticed), but a combination of my addictive personality, hedonism, the company i keep and my passion for self-destruction make it quite hard sometimes :P

well that was a quick phsyco-analysis of my myself - back to work B)



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[coombz]

Originally posted by Bekit@Mar 4 2003, 12:41 PM
How am i meant to hold down a job if im in a post-drunk-stoned stupor every morning!? some people can do it... i envy them...


:D

[vice]

Originally posted by coombz@Mar 4 2003, 12:51 PM
Originally posted by Bekit@Mar 4 2003, 12:41 PM
How am i meant to hold down a job if im in a post-drunk-stoned stupor every morning!? &nbsp;some people can do it... i envy them...


:D
hehe yeah ok.... but you dont drink, plus you get up like 2 hours after me

hmmm..... maybe I should stop drinking and smoking??

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Ov3RKiLL]

Originally posted by Bekit@Mar 4 2003, 12:55 PM
Originally posted by coombz@Mar 4 2003, 12:51 PM
Originally posted by Bekit@Mar 4 2003, 12:41 PM
How am i meant to hold down a job if im in a post-drunk-stoned stupor every morning!? *some people can do it... i envy them...


:D
hehe yeah ok.... but you dont drink, plus you get up like 2 hours after me

hmmm..... maybe I should stop drinking and smoking??

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
GEM SAYS...

DON'T DO IT! :wacko: :lol: B)



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[coombz]

Originally posted by Bekit@Mar 4 2003, 12:55 PM

hehe yeah ok.... but you dont drink, plus you get up like 2 hours after me

hmmm..... maybe I should stop drinking and smoking??

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
you know it'll never happen.

i'm doing the ultimate skive today, going for a driving lesson in like 3 mins on my lunch break, then when i get back i'm going to didcot because of an 'emergency' (read : half oz of smelly weed waiting for me at steves)

:D

[Ov3RKiLL]

hope to see you soon! x

[vice]

Originally posted by Ov3RKiLL@Mar 4 2003, 12:57 PM
Originally posted by Bekit@Mar 4 2003, 12:55 PM
Originally posted by coombz@Mar 4 2003, 12:51 PM
Originally posted by Bekit@Mar 4 2003, 12:41 PM
How am i meant to hold down a job if im in a post-drunk-stoned stupor every morning!? *some people can do it... i envy them...


:D
hehe yeah ok.... but you dont drink, plus you get up like 2 hours after me

hmmm..... maybe I should stop drinking and smoking??

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
DON'T DO IT!
i guess i could try and get a job like coombz - where you get paid for 8 hours a day but you are only required to be seen in the office for about 4 hrs! :rolleyes:

:D

[Gem]

Originally posted by Bekit@Mar 4 2003, 01:05 PM
Originally posted by Ov3RKiLL@Mar 4 2003, 12:57 PM
Originally posted by Bekit@Mar 4 2003, 12:55 PM
Originally posted by coombz@Mar 4 2003, 12:51 PM
Originally posted by Bekit@Mar 4 2003, 12:41 PM
How am i meant to hold down a job if im in a post-drunk-stoned stupor every morning!? *some people can do it... i envy them...


:D
hehe yeah ok.... but you dont drink, plus you get up like 2 hours after me

hmmm..... maybe I should stop drinking and smoking??

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
DON'T DO IT!
i guess i could try and get a job like coombz - where you get paid for 8 hours a day but you are only required to be seen in the office for about 4 hrs! :rolleyes:

:D
LOL

Bekit I'm alone in your flat getting up to all sorts of mischief.

IE. TIDYING UP!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!! :o

[vice]

oh my god really?

thanks, u rock B) B) B)

where the hell is frost then!?

[Gem]

Originally posted by Bekit@Mar 4 2003, 01:29 PM
oh my god really?

thanks, u rock B) &nbsp;B) &nbsp;B)

where the hell is frost then!?
Off with his daddy and sister sorting out his motorbike tax etc.

You are so gonna think you walked in to the wrong flat! Phuck it I found a hoover!



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[MIKEE HUSSLA]

Respect eventhough it's not my house ! ! ! :lol:

[vice]

Originally posted by Mikee Hussla@Mar 4 2003, 02:00 PM
Respect eventhough it's not my house ! ! ! &nbsp;:lol:
damn right mate - i was actually thinking of hiring a cleaner once a week it was getting that bad!

obviously i wont bother now as we're getting kicked out d'oh!

BIGUPS DUE TO THE GEM B) I can't wait to get home now :D

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

http://zuul.gotdns.com/just-tatooineyabb/yabbimages/trooper.gif

word

[coombz]

i hope frosts motorbike is on the go later tonight :> we can go for a fcking cruise :D its been a long time since that bald fool was on the road

[geeman]

what u going on about

[vice]

Originally posted by geeman@Mar 4 2003, 06:18 PM
what u going on about
what u on going about

:P :D

[Ov3RKiLL]

Originally posted by Bekit@Mar 4 2003, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by geeman@Mar 4 2003, 06:18 PM
what u going on about
what u on going about

:P :D
lol


i cant ride the bike just yet (not properly) its still screwed...

need to sort out getting it fixed...

god i hope i feel better in the morning, i took a hardcore painkiller (the ones like if you break a leg etc) and its phucked me up lol. i passed out asleep earlier on the sofa, only to be waken up sometime later with gem asleep across my chest and feeling suffocated/unable ot breathe properly...

i feel like shit, these things really take you out!

[vice]

Originally posted by Ov3RKiLL@Mar 5 2003, 12:44 AM
Originally posted by Bekit@Mar 4 2003, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by geeman@Mar 4 2003, 06:18 PM
what u going on about
what u on going about

:P :D
lol


i cant ride the bike just yet (not properly) its still screwed...

need to sort out getting it fixed...

god i hope i feel better in the morning, i took a hardcore painkiller (the ones like if you break a leg etc) and its phucked me up lol. i passed out asleep earlier on the sofa, only to be waken up sometime later with gem asleep across my chest and feeling suffocated/unable ot breathe properly...

i feel like shit, these things really take you out!
shite are they that bad?? Gem gave me a little bottle of them for my foot injury - I havn' taken any yet... maybe i shouldn't?

i thought your bike might be a bit fuct cos it's just been sitting there for 18 months doing nothing :( probly got rust and stuff

[Ov3RKiLL]

nah no rust man, my old mans looked after it :)


if i knew about engines, id be able to make a rough guess. but i wont even bother

[Gem]

Originally posted by Bekit@Mar 5 2003, 08:33 AM
shite are they that bad?? Gem gave me a little bottle of them for my foot injury - I havn' taken any yet... maybe i shouldn't?
THEY MAKE IT ALL BETTER :D

[Blerg]

Originally posted by Ov3RKiLL@Mar 4 2003, 02:32 AM
ill keep my eyes open... :D
you'll have to or you will walk into trees and cars and stuff. unless you want that to be a stunt in itself

[Gem]

Originally posted by Blerg@Mar 5 2003, 03:39 PM
Originally posted by Ov3RKiLL@Mar 4

2003, 02:32 AM
ill keep my eyes open... &nbsp;:D
you'll have to or you will walk into trees and cars

and stuff. unless you want that to be a stunt in

itself


hello ben