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Manikular
6th March 2003, 10:12 PM
1. bunjy jump
2. visit the usa
3. get on live tv

via a phone-in and swear like phuck
4. give jamie oliver a phucking slap
5. become a

millionaire

Blerg
6th March 2003, 10:16 PM
Have a go on the crunchie/shape airplane (or whoevers

advertising it atm) where you stand on the top and get flown about in loops and

stuff

Make up some really stupid business (prob about lights) and make a fortune from

it

make a film that gets released in cinemas worldwide

have the worlds

greatest collection of dnb mp3s and tv mpegs (eg simpsons)

become a toaster

Gem
7th March 2003, 08:37 PM
Before I die primarily I want to live.

1.See the world.

Properly. Bugger all the western plush hotels? Whats the point in travelling to see

different fascinating cultures and trying lo live as western as possible! I want to live

it! Give me a few quid and a backpack and I'm off dice man stylee!

2.

Learn to phucking mix propa!

3. Become a fully qualified accident and emergency

or trauma consultant.

4. Earn enough money to leave home (which is hopefully quite

soon - £10'000 should be in my pocket at the end of the week and after paying off loans

and bills there'll still be quite a bit left for a few months rent - YAY!)

5.

Get married to a man I adore and create a loving family (later obviously(!) soft eh. But

I so crave stability!


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Gem
7th March 2003, 08:40 PM
Originally posted by Manikular@Mar 6 2003, 09:12 PM
3. get on

live tv via a phone-in and swear like phuck

Ha ha. We watched Trigger Happy 2

last night. And this is the sort of thing Dom Joly would SO do.

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Coombz can appreciate this as much as me.

Sneaky
9th March 2003, 12:15 AM
1-SEE THAT MY BOY HAS A WICKED LIFE, AND IS

SUCCESSFUL
2-GET BETTER AT SCRATCHIN'
3-MAKE LOADS OF MONEY
4-LEARN TO

F*CKIN' DRIVE & HAVE A SWEET CAR
5-GO 2 A WESTLIFE CONCERT AND PULL A MOONEY ON STAGE

LIKE JARVIS COCKER DID TO MICHAEL JACKSON.





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geeman
9th March 2003, 05:55 PM
1.find a girlfriend who is not a bitch!
2.become

rich!
3.become ace at mixing!
4.find a place to live befor my foke's

move!
5.become a PORN star!

Ov3RKiLL
10th March 2003, 05:48 PM
1] be a sucessfull dj
2] be happy
3] be rich
4]

have a better relationship with my parents
5] and enjoy the time i have before i die

Manikular
10th March 2003, 06:19 PM
Originally posted by Ov3RKiLL@Mar 10 2003, 04:48 PM
1] be a

sucessfull dj
2] be happy
3] be rich
4] have a better relationship with my

parents
5] and enjoy the time i have before i die
hey man.. nuff

philisophical..

my relationship with my parents improved amazingly since i moved

out... now they actually come round here to see me *shock horror*

MIKEE HUSSLA
10th March 2003, 06:22 PM
Originally posted by Manikular@Mar 6 2003, 09:12 PM
4. give

jamie oliver a phucking slap
Saw this and found it funny !

!

WORD ! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ov3RKiLL
10th March 2003, 06:24 PM
mate!

my parents (mainly my mum) will not

come to this place... non of my relatives have ever ventured up here. its mostly my dad

that pops round if we need to exchange words about various things...

tho i do see em

when i take my washing round to their place, LOL!

id rather be their friend than

'son' and 'parents' :unsure:

coombz
10th March 2003, 07:14 PM
theres only one thing i want to do before i die :



1) frosties mum

uNF

Ov3RKiLL
10th March 2003, 07:17 PM
Originally posted by coombz@Mar 10 2003, 06:14 PM
theres only

one thing i want to do before i die :

1) frosties mum



uNF


who DOESNT wanna do my mum?

:lol:

Gem
10th March 2003, 07:52 PM
Originally posted by Manikular@Mar 10 2003, 05:19 PM
Originally posted by Ov3RKiLL@Mar 10 2003, 04:48

PM
1] be a sucessfull dj
2] be happy
3] be rich
4] have

a better relationship with my parents
5] and enjoy the time i have before i

die
hey man..

nuff philisophical..

my relationship with my parents improved amazingly since i moved

out... now they actually come round here to see me *shock

horror*


I imagine my relationship with my parents would improve dramatically to if I moved

out. They wouldn't worry about me constantly and there'd be no rows when my mother

opens my mail and rummages through my drawers! Cheeky Beeeyatch!

in all

honesty tho they have helped me out no end financially recently. But I'm still looking

for somewhere to live. I'm to independant to put up with their over bearingness. Is that

a word? :)

Ov3RKiLL
10th March 2003, 08:15 PM
Originally posted by Gem@Mar 10 2003, 06:52 PM
over bearingness.

Is that a word? :)
it is now

Lady_Dayaster
11th March 2003, 12:15 AM
1)TAKE OVER THE WORLD
2############
3~) BE

INMORTAL
4)dunno
5) il think about it

Gem
11th March 2003, 12:36 AM
Originally posted by Lady_Dayaster@Mar 10 2003, 11:15 PM
1)TAKE OVER THE WORLD
2############
3~) BE

INMORTAL
4)dunno
5) il think about it
All SO achievable

:rolleyes: :)

Lady_Dayaster
11th March 2003, 12:37 AM
Originally posted by Gem@Mar 10 2003, 11:36 PM
Originally posted by Lady_Dayaster@Mar 10 2003, 11:15

PM
1)TAKE OVER THE

WORLD
2############
3~) BE INMORTAL
4)dunno
5) il think about

it
All SO

achievable :rolleyes: :)
it is cuz im invincable! ....im

da super hero foxy woman! in tight pants and wonderbra!

Philblunt
11th March 2003, 01:17 PM
in no particaular order...

1) Threesome

(obviously)
2) Desert Rocket (who saw the program 99 things to do before you're

30)
3) Fly a jet aircraft (would be awesome)
4) Release a sucessful tune (one will

do)
5) Build the best mountain bike that the world has seen! (before kona do

it)

have it!

Manikular
11th March 2003, 02:11 PM
Originally posted by Philblunt@Mar 11 2003, 12:17 PM
in no

particaular order...


5) Build the best mountain bike that the world has seen!

(before kona do it)

have it!
i sued to have an orange vitamin

t

that was pretty runnin...



i have a specialized now...

MTB

crew boH!

MIKEE HUSSLA
11th March 2003, 02:49 PM
Foursome ! Why settle with three !

Start

making tunes and own a wicked studio

Be able to say that I have played at most

venue's in the country

Have loads of money

Go out with someone famous

(that is female!)

Others also but can't think of much as my brain is a bit

numbed from work !

:D :P :lol: :D :blink: :wacko: :)

vice
11th March 2003, 03:07 PM
Right now I want to get a decent pc & souncard and

software so I can carry on producing....and eventually release a tune. Finally, the

ultimate thing I want is to hear my tune at an event and for it to get everybody raving

their tits off :rolleyes:

I kno thats not 5 things but

n/mind

oh yeah...I would like to earn more than 30k per year for at least one year of

my life :P

one more thing - I

want to be part of a wicked home video showing the Bass Invaders doing what we

do....sessions, stunts, and drumnbass B)




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Gem
11th March 2003, 03:17 PM
Originally posted by Bekit@Mar 11 2003, 02:07 PM
one more

thing - I want to be part of a wicked home video showing the Bass Invaders doing what we

do....sessions, stunts, and drumnbass B)
This coming weekend?

B)

dj raw
11th March 2003, 06:44 PM
1. live life to the fullest
2. try to be more

positive about stuff
3. learn to drive
4. join the mile high club
5. find

love

obviously earning enough money to live off djing/ producing would be excellent,

but i'm not holding my breath on that one... i've got a back-up plan though!

Lady_Dayaster
11th March 2003, 10:53 PM
mile high club???

Blerg
11th March 2003, 11:18 PM
Originally posted by Lady_Dayaster@Mar 12 2003, 09:53 AM
mile high

club???


of all the people, im the one that had to come across lady d's post wanting to

know what the mile high club is. oh dear. well it aint to do with whos climbed mount everest

but mounting is involved :rolleyes: in the same circumstanses as the

shape advert on tv. she didnt join the club as her yoguat seams more

satisfying


Did that help?


If not its for people that have had sex in a

plane in flight



<_<

Lady_Dayaster
12th March 2003, 12:09 AM
Originally posted by Blerg@Mar 11 2003, 10:18 PM
Originally posted by Lady_Dayaster@Mar 12 2003, 09:53

AM
mile high

club???
of all

the people, im the one that had to come across lady d's post wanting to know what the

mile high club is. oh dear. well it aint to do with whos climbed mount everest but mounting

is involved :rolleyes: in the same circumstanses as the

shape advert on tv. she didnt join the club as her yoguat seams more

satisfying


Did that help?


If not its for people that have had sex in a

plane in flight



<_<
LOL I THOUGHT I CAME ACROSS MILE

HIGH CLUB B4...LOL I JUST 4GOT BUT NOW I REMEMBERED SORRY IM HAVIN A JADE DAY

:unsure:

Blerg
12th March 2003, 12:16 AM
lol dont worry. its not like i ever asked something

bloody obvious :rolleyes:

Lady_Dayaster
12th March 2003, 12:19 AM
Originally posted by Blerg@Mar 11 2003, 11:16

PM
lol dont worry. its not like i ever asked something bloody

obvious :rolleyes:
Thankz u put my mond 2 rest at

least im not the only one.... :D