10 THINGS THAT MAKE YOU LAUGH :)

[Gem]

Along the lines of the moans / room 101 (depressing)

threads, I thought I'd take the initative of starting off my own. With a slight twist/

ie What makes you laugh!

Big ups to the Bass Invaders massive who gave me this

idea and who've kept me chuckling since I met them. Ta for the material.

Things

that make me laugh...

1. Firstly it has to be 'Brans Freestyle Chinese Rap'

(cky2k). I must've listened to it a million times already, and if you can listen to it

without laughing then I'd be amazed. It has to be downloaded by all. I was going to

quote the best bits but I can't pick, and writing it all out would take time. So all I

can say is WAAAAAAAAH!

2. Trigger Happy. Primarily 'orange Disco'.

It's the moves he busts.

3. My brother. He's insane. Namely the incident

recently when he purchased a remote control aeroplance, and proceeded to run down a very

busy Cornmarket Street with it on his head making extremely loud plane noises. Then fell

down smack on his face. Ha ha.

4. The nutter always at the bus stop when I go to

town Fri nights. He dances at the stop shamefully wih his walkman on blaring out Kylie

minogue far to loud. Dan (see above) joins in.

5. Wejneb benjew

6. Ov3rkills

face whn I kicked him off the sofa arm and he hit the floor with a thump! And also

yesterday when I booted him in the face. Sorry :D

7. The orange hat and yellow

glasses. Esp when busted by plastic husky.

8. Ov3rkills set this afternoon. ie Shake

it, envogue, pink, sambassim, grimy etc :blink:

9. My parents arriving at my door an hour ago asking

me why I had taken one of my fathers condoms. As he counts them and certainly had four. I

never touched them. Turns out it was my little brother. Their faces were a

picture.

10. Graham Norton,

This list was completely off the top of my head

and will probably grow substantially as I remember things. More than likely as soon as I

post this.

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[Manikular]

1. The Fast Show
2. Will Self On Shooting Stars
3.

The Recent Works Of Dillinja
4. Dry Wit Crossed With Sarcasm
5. MC Shabba D
6. 99%

Of The Posts On D&B Arena
7. Clueless People Who "Know Best"
8. Good Stand Up

Comedy
9. Our Current Government
10. Peter Kay

[Gem]

2. Will Self On Shooting Stars

Is he the one who

dresses as a baby?! He's the funniest one on there!

5. MC Shabba

D

His dress sense makes me chuckle. His attitude just makes me angry.

8. Good

Stand Up Comedy

Jongleurs for sure? :D

[Manikular]

Originally posted by Gem@Mar 8 2003, 12:25 AM
2. Will Self On

Shooting Stars

Is he the one who dresses as a baby?! He's the funniest one on

there!

5. MC Shabba D

His dress sense makes me chuckle. His attitude just

makes me angry.

8. Good Stand Up Comedy

Jongleurs for sure? :D
2. Will Self is is the team captain

of the non-jonny vegas team... the Baby is george dawes, and yes he is also very

funny.

5. the man is just a crackhead.

8. yeah man jongleurs is cool.. i saw

some guy on the royal variety performance this year.. he's the funniest thing i've

seen in years.. bang on my sense of humour... i love observation comedy.. i also love

harmless piss taking.. after expressions was quite funny, i don't know what phista

thought of it.. but he should have never have brought my mum into it.

[Ov3RKiLL]

jongleurs is piss funny, my sister took me once

heheheheh :P


some bald guy

doin a comedy show with a massive double bass. you had to be there lol...


ill

reply to the thread properly later, as i was sposed to have gone to the motorbike shop with

my exhaust ages ago :rolleyes:


(shabba's a filthy

crack nut, and a boring mc)



<!--EDIT|Ov3RKiLL|Mar 8 2003,

11:15 AM-->

[geeman]

frosty
me


frosty
me
frosty
me
frosty
me
frosty
me

[Gem]

:D I have to agree

there!

Frosty has just this second spilt a cup of tea over himself because he

tried to dance to his stereo without putting it down lol. :lol:

And your dancin on sat was enough to crack anyone

up!



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[coombz]

i can't be bothered to think up 10 things off the

top of my head.

a few things that make me laugh?

andy g doing

ANYTHING
steve the crackhead talking about his shizophrenia
becketts occasional life

changing insights into the human condition
kevin smith films
sexist/racist/dead baby

jokes (sad i know)
the CHINESE FREESTYLE RAP B) B) B)

[Gem]

Originally posted by coombz@Mar 10 2003, 04:03 PM
the CHINESE

FREESTYLE RAP B) B) B)
Just downloaded the video!

Funny as PHUCK!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Ov3RKiLL]

things that raise a smile on my face:


ppl

telling me i make them laugh
gee + the rest of my crew (you nutters!)
harry

hill
garage music
ummm... jokes...
my stunts, or that could just be the mad rush of

adrenaline i get from em :D


i cant think of too many

at the min, ill update teh list when i can be assed :P

[coombz]

Originally posted by coombz@Mar 10 2003, 04:03

PM
becketts occasional life changing insights into the human

condition
this

needed re-posting :D





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[Lady_Dayaster]

wat was wrong wiv my moanin thread! u seem 2 have a

gud winge lol

[Gem]

Originally posted by Lady_Dayaster@Mar 10 2003, 11:19 PM
wat

was wrong wiv my moanin thread! u seem 2 have a gud winge

lol


Nothing hun! Just thought I'd do something a little different

:)

[Lady_Dayaster]

ok smartie pants...lol all shell i say string ones lol

u wedged me bad last nite that i culdnt pull my thongs out in front of everyone

[Gem]

Originally posted by Lady_Dayaster@Mar 10 2003, 11:33 PM
ok smartie pants...lol all shell i say

string ones lol u wedged me bad last nite that i culdnt pull my thongs out in front of

everyone


LOL that was funny, byt your knickers were sticking up so high out behind your

skirt you asked for it! :rolleyes:

That string did me a serious

mischief! :P

[vice]

Originally posted by coombz@Mar 10 2003, 04:03 PM

becketts occasional life changing insights into the human

condition



*takes a bow*

:D

[coombz]

:D

enjoying work today matt?

:o

[vice]

s'not too bad mate.....speaking to this guy

who's into Stargate SG-1....however it's slowly becoming apparent that he is

insane.

He keeps claiming he has 3 voices in his head - his own, plus two others who

help him think :blink: :blink: :blink:

[coombz]

lol....sounds like things are more interesting your end

than over here :-/ bored outta my mind.

driving lesson soon tho <_<

[vice]

One of these days I will start them drivin lesson

things....

Im a bit worried after my only other driving experience ended in disaster

(lol)

I should probly give Paul some money for that...what d'u think coombz...is

you're bro desparetely in need of cash at the moment?

[coombz]

he's not doing too bad actually, as far as i know.

wait till he moans at you for it :D

edit : B) just passed 200 posts......woot





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[vice]

yeah i think i'll wait :ph34r:

you've gotta go make a big "200 POSTS" thread

now so everyone can shower you with praise :)

Some things that make me laugh:

1. Jack

O'Neill & Teal'c on Stargate SG-1

2. Home Movies (the cartoon)

3.

Montgomery Burns

4. Doing wicked Stunts (frosty's right - its more of an

adreneline thing but you cant help laughing once you done one)

5. BRAN's

FREESTYLE CHINESE RAP (WHAAYYYAAAAAA)

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

People walking into lamp posts

The faces that can

pulled after eating 5 pills

The new(ish) Levi's advert (absolute

quality!)

Seeing pictures of sessions from house parties etc

Brockie

mixing

Tunes like Midnight coming out in the charts after they have been known to the

D 'n' B masses for god knows how long and people saying "Have you heard that new

tune"

The names and phrases we have for each other within Method

Crew!

Anything once a lot of skunk has been burned

Roadrunner

cartoons

Fcuk knows I can't be arsed to carry on !

There's a few

anyway :D ;)

[coombz]

that new kit-kat ad...


don't be a

salmon! have a kit-kat

[paolo]

That kit kat adverts genius :D heres a few things i could think

of,
-Harry hill again[series thats on at the mo! quality]
-old demo tapes
-mc

jonny b in 'gremlin mode'
-carry-on movies[not with phil]
-many mayhem quotes

eg; every1 knows u gotta warm the amp
-mcs-5iveo,moose,dett,fun especially

navigator
-a fair bit of liquid dnb[most of its wack,but not all of it]

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

Monkeys make me laugh - They reign supreme ! !

:)

[dj raw]

1. Eddie Izzard
2. My sister
3. Monty

Python's Flying Circus
4. improvised comedy like they do at the Comedy Store
5.

wanna be rude bwoys
6. the fact that i'm getting paid as I write this
7. the fast

show
8. jump up tunes on joker records
9. quick one line cusses.
10. big groups of

lads who go out on a saturday night and the only way you can distinguish which one is which

is by the colour of their shirt.

[Ov3RKiLL]

Originally posted by dj raw@Mar 11 2003, 05:55 PM
3. Monty

Python's Flying Circus
4. improvised comedy like they do at the Comedy Store
5.

wanna be rude bwoys
6. the fact that i'm getting paid as I write this
7. the fast

show

9. quick one line cusses.

<span

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>


:lol:

[Lady_Dayaster]

Originally posted by Gem@Mar 11 2003, 06:18 AM
Originally posted by Lady_Dayaster@Mar 10 2003, 11:33

PM
ok smartie pants...lol all shell i say

&nbsp; string ones lol u wedged me bad last nite that i culdnt pull my thongs out in front

of everyone
LOL

that was funny, byt your knickers were sticking up so high out behind your skirt you asked

for it! :rolleyes:

That string did me a serious

mischief! :P
NO actually my skirt was falling

down! i lost weight and well that was it

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

Originally posted by Mikee Hussla@Mar 11 2003, 01:42 PM
The new(ish) Levi's advert (absolute

quality!)


I meant Lynx advert ! You know the one ! :D

[coombz]

i'm desperatley trying to think of something funny

to brighten up my day, which right now is looking pretty dismal.....

HELP

:unsure:

[dj raw]

also brass eye and the other tv show that was the follow

up that i can't remember the name of!

[Manikular]

2dtv!

classss on ya glass

[geeman]

Originally posted by Mikee Hussla@Mar 11 2003, 03:55 PM
Monkeys make me laugh - They reign

supreme ! ! :)
yes yes!

[Gem]

Originally posted by Manikular@Mar 12 2003, 02:29 PM
2dtv!

classss on ya

glass


I have to agree. 2dtv is BARE CHUCKLES (quote me)!

The saddam and david

and vic sketches are legendary.

And as for the Bush one - I WANNA WAR, MOMMY I WANNA

WAR! What happens if I push the big red button? B)

[Lady_Dayaster]

bo selector

[Gem]

Another thing.

My mother and father attemoting to use my

PC.

Dad trying to book tickets to frankfurt, typing with one finger and snapping at

me every time I try and help "IM TRYING TO CONCENTRATE!"

Mum typing up one of

Dads letters and swearing like a trooper because the last time she did, she was working for

the MOD and using a typewriter. I haven't heard my mother scream "phuck" since she

dropped the xmas turkey.

[Lady_Dayaster]

Originally posted by Gem@Mar 13 2003, 09:57 PM
Another thing.



My mother and father attemoting to use my PC.

Dad trying to book tickets to

frankfurt, typing with one finger and snapping at me every time I try and help "IM

TRYING TO CONCENTRATE!"

Mum typing up one of Dads letters and swearing like

a trooper because the last time she did, she was working for the MOD and using a typewriter.

I haven't heard my mother scream "phuck" since she dropped the xmas

turkey.


sounds like me blimin mom...

[geeman]

1 thing that did make me laugh is my x girlfriend

wanting to be m8s after i found out that she was with her x. girls make me crack up they

dump u then they want to be friends!?!?!

[Gem]

Gee you have hard issues over this bird. Phuck her. Put

it about a bit and enjoy yourself! You're FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

[Philblunt]

1) the human race
2) uk garage
3) jackass
4)

texas chainsaw massacre
5) 'what do you do' by grooverider
6) things me and

overkill say on the phone
7) the time overkill said 'phuck off mike' to hussla

during FTB posting war
8) Roy Chubby Brown
9) supervisors, bosses, managers, CEOs

etc
10) Bin Laden

[Philblunt]

mate, dip it and then be gone!

[Ov3RKiLL]

Originally posted by Philblunt@Mar 17 2003, 12:43 PM
mate,

dip it and then be gone!
you what!?



;)



hehe ive been mentioned

on about 3 ppl's different ten things list B)

[vice]

Originally posted by Ov3RKiLL@Mar 17 2003, 01:36 PM
Originally posted by Philblunt@Mar 17 2003, 12:43

PM
mate, dip it and then be

gone!
you

what!?



find 'em phuck'em & flee

[Manikular]

Originally posted by Bekit@Mar 17 2003, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by Ov3RKiLL@Mar 17 2003, 01:36

PM
Originally posted by Philblunt@Mar 17 2003, 12:43

PM
mate, dip it and then be

gone!
you

what!?

find 'em phuck'em &

flee


:D :D

oh bring on freshers week

:)

[Ov3RKiLL]

oh

hahahaha

gwan

geeman!!!!!!!!

[Gem]

Originally posted by Bekit@Mar 17 2003, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by Ov3RKiLL@Mar 17 2003, 01:36

PM
Originally posted by Philblunt@Mar 17 2003, 12:43

PM
mate, dip it and then be

gone!
you

what!?

find 'em phuck'em &

flee


And I thought you were a nice boy Bekit.

I have hard issues over blokes that

phuck and flee. I have had to put up with to much of it and it's not nice. I have been

so close to informing the offenders girlfriend on many occassions :P

[geeman]

need thundercats they make me laugh!!

[Lady_Dayaster]

had enuff of men...i say no more but im proberly gonna

lock myself in the closet and cum out clean lol joke

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

Originally posted by geeman@Mar 18 2003, 08:56 PM
need

thundercats they make me laugh!!
You should check Shuffla's

Thundercats hoody ! ! :lol:

He's never worn it and if you see it then you

may realise why !

[Mikee Merge n C]

DJ Juicy. He knows everything about everything that

guy. Wicked. :D

[Mikee Merge n C]

MC Manikular waving his hands around while he chats

on the mic!

It's all good!! LOL
:D

[Jay Stonerz MC]

Iain [used to be on the 11O'Clock Show!] on

RI:SE Channel 4 7.00am - 9.00am

F*cking quick. I expect his middle name is probably

'Nescafe' but nontheless he really cracks me up! :D

[Jay Stonerz MC]

George Bush and the fact that he doesn't realise

what a prick he is.

Tony Blair and the fact that he doesn't realise he is a

arse-kissing sheep.

[Manikular]

Originally posted by merge@Mar 19 2003, 01:45 PM
MC Manikular

waving his hands around while he chats on the mic!

It's all good!!

LOL
:D
don't you cuss the hand

technique...

hahahahaha :)

[Gem]

Originally posted by merge@Mar 19 2003, 01:45 PM
MC Manikular

waving his hands around while he chats on the mic!

It's all good!!

LOL
:D
Watch out for low flying fingers

[vice]

Originally posted by Mikee Hussla@Mar 19 2003, 08:25 AM
Originally posted by geeman@Mar 18 2003,

08:56 PM
need thundercats they make me

laugh!!
You should check Shuffla's Thundercats hoody !

! :lol:

He's never

worn it and if you see it then you may realise why

!


I nearly wore that hoody out to that Jam Factory night but I chose a plain white one

instead :lol:

Is it black with

shiny red logos?

[vice]

Originally posted by Gem@Mar 18 2003, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by Bekit@Mar 17 2003, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by Ov3RKiLL@Mar 17 2003, 01:36

PM
Originally posted by Philblunt@Mar 17 2003, 12:43

PM
mate, dip it and then be

gone!
you

what!?

find 'em phuck'em &

flee
And I

thought you were a nice boy Bekit.

I have hard issues over blokes that phuck and

flee. I have had to put up with to much of it and it's not nice. I have been so close to

informing the offenders girlfriend on many occassions :P
I am. But I'm due for some

phucking & fleeing now I rekon B)

[Mikee Merge n C]

Originally posted by Gem@Mar 7 2003, 10:06 PM
This list was

completely off the top of my head and will probably grow substantially as I remember things.

More than likely as soon as I post this.

Hehehe!

Gemma you

are some next level business! :D

[Mikee Merge n C]

Originally posted by Bekit@Mar 19 2003, 02:54 PM
Originally posted by Mikee Hussla@Mar 19 2003, 08:25

AM
Originally posted by geeman@Mar 18 2003,

08:56 PM
need thundercats they make me

laugh!!
You should check Shuffla's Thundercats hoody !

! :lol:

He's never

worn it and if you see it then you may realise why

!
I nearly

wore that hoody out to that Jam Factory night but I chose a plain white one instead

:lol:

Is it black with shiny red

logos?



I think it's phat. I would have bought it if he hadn't got there first.



Thunder - Thunder - Thundercats Boh!! :D

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

Originally posted by merge@Mar 19 2003, 03:45 PM
Originally posted by Bekit@Mar 19 2003, 02:54 PM
Originally posted by Mikee Hussla@Mar 19 2003, 08:25

AM
Originally posted by geeman@Mar 18 2003,

08:56 PM
need thundercats they make me

laugh!!
You should check Shuffla's Thundercats hoody !

! :lol:

He's never

worn it and if you see it then you may realise why

!
I nearly

wore that hoody out to that Jam Factory night but I chose a plain white one instead

:lol:

Is it black with shiny red

logos?

I

think it's phat. I would have bought it if he hadn't got there first.



Thunder - Thunder - Thundercats Boh!! :D
Yes ! ! It's not too

bad I suppose but personally I wouldn't go for it.

Bit over the top and the

jumper must be made from 50% plastic considering the size of the logo !

[geeman]

some one get me thundercats please!!

[Lady_Dayaster]

transformers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cars

in discuise!

[vice]

Originally posted by Lady_Dayaster@Mar 19 2003, 10:48

PM
transformers!!!!!!!!!&#33

;!!!!! cars &nbsp;in discuise!
ROBOTS in disguise

Who was the phattest

transformer???

it's obvious...... UNICRON !!!!! (cmon...he

was the size of a small planet :rolleyes: )

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

Originally posted by geeman@Mar 19 2003, 07:14 PM
some one

get me thundercats please!!
I'm sure Shuffla aka Paola "How

Low" Jazz will be up for selling it fairly cheap ! ;)

[Lady_Dayaster]

Originally posted by Bekit@Mar 20 2003, 07:55 AM
Originally posted by Lady_Dayaster@Mar 19 2003, 10:48

PM
transformers!!!!!!!!!&#33

;!!!!! cars *in discuise!
ROBOTS in disguise

Who was the phattest

transformer???

it's obvious...... UNICRON !!!!! (cmon...he

was the size of a small planet :rolleyes:

)


oh yeh lol

[Gem]

Originally posted by Bekit@Mar 20 2003, 07:55 AM
Originally posted by Lady_Dayaster@Mar 19 2003, 10:48

PM
transformers!!!!!!!!!&#33

;!!!!! cars *in discuise!
ROBOTS in disguise

Who was the phattest

transformer???

it's obvious...... UNICRON !!!!! (cmon...he

was the size of a small planet :rolleyes:

)


Was that the big red one that popped up on that video we were watching on the PC the day

before yesterday?

[Gem]

Originally posted by merge@Mar 19 2003, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by Gem@Mar 7 2003, 10:06 PM
This list was completely off the top of my head and will

probably grow substantially as I remember things. More than likely as soon as I post

this.

Hehehe!

Gemma you are some next level

business! :D
Mikee your on the level beyond the

next.

[geeman]

Originally posted by Mikee Hussla@Mar 20 2003, 08:19 AM
Originally posted by geeman@Mar 19 2003,

07:14 PM
some one get me thundercats

please!!
I'm sure Shuffla aka Paola "How Low" Jazz

will be up for selling it fairly cheap ! ;)
yes yes

yes!!!!!!

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

Originally posted by geeman@Mar 24 2003, 06:54 PM
Originally posted by Mikee Hussla@Mar 20 2003, 08:19

AM
Originally posted by geeman@Mar 19 2003,

07:14 PM
some one get me thundercats

please!!
I'm sure Shuffla aka Paola "How Low" Jazz

will be up for selling it fairly cheap ! ;)
yes yes

yes!!!!!!
I'll have a word with him about

the sale of the ThunderCats hoody. Boh Boh ! :D

[geeman]

yes yes

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

Been sold I'm afraid :(

Trauma now i sthe proud owner.

Sorry to get

your hopes up mate.

[vice]

Originally posted by Gem@Mar 23 2003, 11:13 AM
Originally posted by Bekit@Mar 20 2003, 07:55 AM
Originally posted by Lady_Dayaster@Mar 19 2003, 10:48

PM
transformers!!!!!!!!!&#33

;!!!!! cars *in discuise!
ROBOTS in disguise

Who was the phattest

transformer???

it's obvious...... UNICRON !!!!! (cmon...he

was the size of a small planet :rolleyes:

)
Was that the

big red one that popped up on that video we were watching on the PC the day before

yesterday?


you were watching a transformer video? when? where? im jelous

:(

Unicron is only in the

Transformers Movie: he transforms into a planet :o

[Gem]

It was on new grounds, rememeber, although we were in a bit of a 'state' so maybe not!

A robot that turns in to a planet? That makes perfect sense.

[Blerg]

Originally posted by Gem@Apr 4 2003, 12:47 AM
It was on new grounds, rememeber, although we were in a bit of a 'state' so maybe not!

A robot that turns in to a planet? That makes perfect sense.
the mining ship red dwarf turning into a plannet :P




:huh:

[Gem]

yes wejneb, whoosh, straight over my head hun. B)

[Mikee Merge n C]

The Pringles advert with the dogs having a house party! Supreme... :D Hahaha!

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

The fact when you look at the main stream DJ's and how they're always playing week out yet there's such a comparison in how good they actually are !

Eg. Brockie compared with Markee or Bryan Gee ?

[Mikee Merge n C]

Ramzee Blazee? Is that you?!

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

No !

Saw it on someone's sig on DnB Arena and thought it was cool so I'm now spreading the word for him !

[Misdemeanor]

I cant believe i never i replied to this lol.

My mate tash. She's dirty, rude n loadsa fun.
....er...all my smutty mates. Respect!

Fotos of my mates in states! (errr .....myself included!)

Ali G. He's da man!

Ricky Gervais! Nuff said

MC Convention flyers!! cheesyrudeboybizness!

The iraqi Information Minister:
ie: "saddam airport is safe in iraqi hands" Cue film clip of loads of US military sitting in departure lounge of baghdad airport lol

Simpsons - Futurama - South Park B)

Three non blondes for their antics (girly jackass/triggerhappything)

[Misdemeanor]

oh and husslas sig reminded me

the rudeboys who do that funny dance thing and use a waterbottle as a mic!

[Manikular]

three non-blonds is phucking funny..

also quite like dead-ringers too... especially the micheal burke sketch, it's spot on!

[Misdemeanor]

Originally posted by Manikular@Apr 17 2003, 02:06 PM
three non-blonds is phucking funny..

also quite like dead-ringers too... especially the micheal burke sketch, it's spot on!
Yea innit :D

did u see the one last week where she walks inot a butchers and sayin
"hello i wonder if u could help me? Im a virgin and im looking for some meat" :rolleyes:

I think she left with some sausages LMFAO

Deadringers did a wicked thing of Ozzy Osbourne... shit i should add that family to my list. They're ace!

[Manikular]

i didn't see it all :( the one that tickled me was when that women just wnet up to the business man and started with the "yo bloodclart wha gwan and ting" etc... i was in fits

ossy = legend although jack is a phucking spoilt brat...

did you know that ossy osbournes older son is responsable for producing alot of paul oakenfolds music including "bullet in the gun"... his name is steve osbourne..

strange world they are all in eh?!?

[Misdemeanor]

hahaha yea always some poor unsuspecting guy innit!

She went up to some office geeky looking guy n started sayin " I fink you're reely fit n all that, yea yea u know what im sayin yea? like sex, yea , bet u get this all the time innit, i know i know....s o -howabout a fone number or sommat yea?!" she did it to a policewoman as well!! claas.

Nah i didnt know that about the other osbourne kid. No wonder he keeps outta the way!

Oakie. Now therse a dj i've not seen for time!!!

[Gem]

Originally posted by Manikular@Apr 17 2003, 02:20 PM
i didn't see it all :( the one that tickled me was when that women just wnet up to the business man and started with the "yo bloodclart wha gwan and ting" etc... i was in fits

ossy = legend although jack is a phucking spoilt brat...

did you know that ossy osbournes older son is responsable for producing alot of paul oakenfolds music including "bullet in the gun"... his name is steve osbourne..

strange world they are all in eh?!?
David you're a fountain of knowledge! :D B)

[Mikee Merge n C]

Originally posted by Mikee Hussla@Apr 17 2003, 12:20 PM
No !

Saw it on someone's sig on DnB Arena and thought it was cool so I'm now spreading the word for him !

??? :huh:
O... K!

[Mikee Merge n C]

Originally posted by Manikular@Apr 17 2003, 02:06 PM
micheal burke

MICHAEL.


DIVIAD.

:D

[Mikee Merge n C]

Streaker.










[Sorry mate! :D ]

[vice]

2D TV

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Gem]

Hilareous. the Posh and Becks sketches never fail to crack me up!

[Lady_Dayaster]

PEGGY SKETCHS ON THAT BBC1 PROGRAMME

[Gem]

Originally posted by Lady_Dayaster@Apr 18 2003, 01:33 AM
PEGGY SKETCHS ON THAT BBC1 PROGRAMME
That'd be eastenders hun! :D

[Lady_Dayaster]

Originally posted by Gem@Apr 18 2003, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by Lady_Dayaster@Apr 18 2003, 01:33 AM
PEGGY SKETCHS ON THAT BBC1 PROGRAMME
That'd be eastenders hun! :D
no m8 sum bloke does it