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1st February 2005, 02:11 PM
FOR HER

8.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
8.30 Weigh in 2lb lighter than yesterday.
8.45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants open presents and find expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner.
9.15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil.
10.30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry. 12.00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe.
12.45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notices she has gained 17lb.
1.00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit.
3.00 Nap.
4.00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer.
4.15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body.
5.30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full-length mirror.
7.30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers.
10.00 Hot shower (alone).
10:50 Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen).
11.00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
11.15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms.

FOR HIM


6.00 Alarm.
6.15 Blowjob.
6.30 Massive satisfying shit while reading the sports section.
7.00 Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked buxom Doris, who bends over a lot showing her growler.
7.30 Limo arrives.
7.45 Several Beers en-route to airport.
9.15 Flight in personal Lear Jet.
9.30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)
9.45 Play front nine - 2 under.
11.45 Lunch - Pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom Perignon.
12.30 Play back nine - 4 under.
2.15 Limo back to the airport (Several Bourbons).
2.30 Fly to Cairns.
3.30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all Doris crew, all-nude who also bend over a lot displaying growlers.
4.30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle.
5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson look alike (bending over naturally).
6.45 Bloody good Shit, shave, shampoo and shower.
7.00 Watch news: Vanessa Feltz assassinated and cannabis legalised.
7.30 Dinner: lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by Ice-cream served by a Doris with a big pair of tits.

9.30 Sex with three Dorises (all with lesbian tendencies. some bending over).

10.30 Watch match of the day and hope ANYONE beats the A*** by 5 goals.
11.00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale.
11.30 A nightcap blowjob.
11.45 In bed alone.
11.50 Push a 22 second fart out which changes note 4 times and forces the cat and dog to leave the room.
11.51 Laugh yourself to sleep on the strength of it.

azonica
1st February 2005, 02:24 PM
Originally posted by Reaction
FOR HER

10.30 Facial,




oo er :badteeth:

Misdemeanor
1st February 2005, 02:26 PM
who's perfect day starts at 8.30 ? fuck that!!! lol

I wont tear this apart point by point (cos it will make for a dull post) and will just say in two words... plain wrong

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1st February 2005, 02:29 PM
Originally posted by Misdemeanor
who's perfect day starts at 8.30 ? fuck that!!! lol

I wont tear this apart point by point (cos it will make for a dull post) and will just say in two words... plain wrong


Haha, I think most junglist girls exculded, but a number included!

azonica
1st February 2005, 02:33 PM
Who's idea day would include Fishing too? :rolleyes:

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1st February 2005, 02:43 PM
Originally posted by azonica
Who's idea day would include Fishing too? :rolleyes:

fishing is quality....

not ideal though.........

dj raw
1st February 2005, 02:52 PM
ha ha ha that's quality ! :D

Pink Niki
1st February 2005, 03:03 PM
hahahahahaha!!!!! fucking quality!

Jibba
1st February 2005, 04:43 PM
6.30am and 11.50pm would make my day alone!

SugaCube
1st February 2005, 04:49 PM
i am obviously a typical girl. most of those things would make my day!

Stumasta
1st February 2005, 04:49 PM
I'll put lol even though I didn't laugh out loud.

Jibba
1st February 2005, 04:55 PM
I thought lol meant lots of laughs?

In which case a snigger or a giggle can count as that. You're let off this time.

I'm watching you though.

Mantmast
1st February 2005, 04:56 PM
Originally posted by Jibba
6.30am and 11.50pm would make my day alone!

Especially when combined.

Not too pleasant for the girl tho, I'm sure!

Jibba
1st February 2005, 05:02 PM
Originally posted by Mantmast
Especially when combined.

Not too pleasant for the girl tho, I'm sure!

She should know her place and limits.

A mans fart time is his special time.