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Jibba
19th May 2005, 03:53 PM
A young couple is golfing one day on a very exclusive course lined with
million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the wife slices her shot right
through the large front window of the biggest house along the course. They
walk up, knock on the door, and hear a voice say, "Come on in." Opening the
door, they see glass everywhere and a broken bottle lying on the floor.

A man on the couch says, "Are you the people who broke my window?" The
husband begins to apologize, but the man cuts him off. "Actually, I want to
thank you-I'm a genie who was trapped in that bottle, and your wayward shot
released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes, so what I'd like to do is
give each of you one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself."

"Fantastic!" says the husband. "I want a million dollars a year for the
rest of my life."

"No problem," says the genie, "it's the least I could do. And you, ma'am,
what do you want?"

"I want a house in every country in the world," says the wife.

"Consider it done," the genie replies, turning back to the man. "And now
for my wish. Because I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex in
a really long time. My wish is to sleep with your wife."

The husband takes a long look at his wife and says, "Well, we did get a lot
of money and all those houses. If you don't mind, honey, I don't either."

The wife agrees, and the genie takes her upstairs, where he ravishes her
for three hours. After he's through, the genie rolls over, looks at the
wife, and asks, "How old is your husband, anyway?"

"Thirty-five," she replies.

"And he still believes in genies?"


:badteeth:

Gem04
19th May 2005, 03:56 PM
Subject: ED ZACHARY DISEASE

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr.Chang.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off All your crose." The woman did as she was told.

"Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."

As she did, Dr Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates." The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied: "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass"

Jibba
19th May 2005, 04:01 PM
Originally posted by Gem04
Subject: ED ZACHARY DISEASE

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr.Chang.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off All your crose." The woman did as she was told.

"Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."

As she did, Dr Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates." The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied: "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass"

Thread hijacker, but worthy of a :D

Gem04
19th May 2005, 04:13 PM
Originally posted by Jibba
Thread hijacker, but worthy of a :D

Haha I know..but i thought, u know, more jokes the merrier...






and mine was better :badteeth:

Jibba
19th May 2005, 04:47 PM
Originally posted by Gem04
and mine was better :badteeth:

It was worthy of a :D mine's blatantly a :badteeth: