Twisted Individual Tune Competition

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

Quite simple.

You know his style and it's quite easy to do so what new tune names can you think of for future Twisted Individual releases.

Some recent ones:

Sore Throat
Camel Bite
Colostomy Bag
Bitch Muzzel
Nappy Rash

What new can you think of?

The person with the best suggestion will win a copy of Rewind by The Artful Dodger!

Now that's gotta give you soe inspiration for trying ! !

:D :D :D :D

[Manikular]

"attention seeker"

[dj raw]

"hemorrhoid cream"



<!--EDIT|dj raw|Apr 17 2003, 02:12 PM-->

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

Ironing Board

[Misdemeanor]

hmmmmm i'll go for

smelly sandal

big bad bunion

mouldy fruit basket

and wrinklygranny.

BUT pls...no artful dodgyness rewards lol.

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

The tunes going in the post to the winner ! !

Frost Bite but that's a bit like Camel bite although also Shark Bite ?

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

Urine Sample !

[Misdemeanor]

Originally posted by Mikee Hussla@Apr 17 2003, 02:14 PM
The tunes going in the post to the winner ! !

Frost Bite but that's a bit like Camel bite although also Shark Bite ?
how about gangrene finger?

[Manikular]

imagine if ed&op did a tune with twisted... the name would have to be some next level business!!!

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

Nice !

Wine Rack (Mystery Stain remix)

[coombz]

axe wound

[Philblunt]

Split Rubber
Torn Rectum
Scab Sandwich
Fur Burger
Nice Implant

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

Originally posted by Philblunt@Apr 17 2003, 02:23 PM
Split Rubber
Torn Rectum
Scab Sandwich
Fur Burger
Nice Implant
Blunt sets the standard ! !

Phil did you er ? You know you called the other day did you meet up with er . . . PM me ! ;)

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

Curried Ring (Could mean more than one thing !)

[Blerg]

Kamakazie Cockroach :blink:

is that all i can think of? ow ow. pain in brain. thinking too early

[L.A.T.Z.]

chutney muncher's

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

Strawberry Picker

[Sneaky]

Frothey Discharge

Wank Rag

Chinchilla Spawn

Bum Sprout

Panty Line

Dog Eared

Ear Spot



<!--EDIT|sneaky|Apr 19 2003, 09:33 AM-->

[paolo]

1-butterfingers[werthers origimix]
2-anal scratch
3-duck tape
4-rim-jaw
5-nine-bar
6-beetlejuice
7-varicous veins

[Graham E]

nees something with a fat bassy drop (like torpedo, but nastier and more twisted), then he could call it

rectal prolapse
or
ruptured spleen

[BAZ]

Twated Instrumental

[Sneaky]

Originally posted by BAZ@Apr 21 2003, 01:51 PM
Twated Instrumental
I reckon you should win the copy of Rewind dude!! :D



<!--EDIT|sneaky|Apr 21 2003, 06:24 PM-->

[BAZ]

Originally posted by sneaky@Apr 21 2003, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by BAZ@Apr 21 2003, 01:51 PM
Twated Instrumental
I reckon you should win the copy of Rewind dude!! :D
I do hope so,

Been after a copy for ages.

Do do do ......... When the crowd say BO.........seeeeeelektaaaaaaaa

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

Closing date for the comp is 30th April so keep em coming ! ;)

[Sneaky]

Originally posted by Mikee Hussla@Apr 22 2003, 08:20 AM
Closing date for the comp is 30th April so keep em coming ! ;)
Whos in the runnin' so far?

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

One's I like so far, have included a couple of my own for self appraisal ;)

Fur Burger ~ Twatted Instrumental ~ Ruptured Spleen ~ Frothey Discharge ~ Panty Line ~ Strawberry Picker ~ Curried Ring ~ Butter Fingers (Werthers Remix)

We're maybe looking at an albums worth already.

Not gonna swing the vote yet as there's time left and I will be unbias too.

[dj raw]

grizzly jism

[dj raw]

fish fingers

[dj raw]

underground vomit asylum

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

Originally posted by dj raw@Apr 22 2003, 12:46 PM
grizzly jism
Sick raw ! ! Sick ! ! :lol:

[dj raw]

almost as sick as your sig mate!

that's ruff!

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

I won't keep it for long ! Only until I find anoyther amusing pic !

[Sneaky]

Bitty Piss (Caught in yer teeth remix) :huh:

[Mikee Merge n C]

Thrush Crust

[Mikee Merge n C]

Squirrel Paste

[Mikee Merge n C]

Bean Flicker

[dj raw]

Originally posted by merge@Apr 23 2003, 03:51 PM
Thrush Crust
that's vile merge!!! :o :o :o B)

[Mikee Merge n C]

Battered Sausage

[Mikee Merge n C]

Ruptured Splein

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

Blood Clot

[Graham E]

vertical smile
adrenaline gland
septic womb
conjoined foetus
colonic vyper

[Ov3RKiLL]

S.A.R.S attacks :huh:

[paolo]

1-thermal rug
2-ravenous head
3-choc-ice
4-waterfall
5-angel dick
6-chilli sauce

[Sneaky]

Kebab Crust
Eye Jelly
Bearded Piss Flap

[Sneaky]

Originally posted by Ov3RKiLL@Apr 26 2003, 11:15 PM
S.A.R.S attacks :huh:
:lol:
Gooden!

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

Originally posted by paolo@Apr 27 2003, 02:01 PM
5-angel dick
No need to get personal Shuffla ! ! ;)

SARS attacks ? ! Good one .

[Mikee Merge n C]

Five Knuckle

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

Today is the closing date for the competition. Any late entries welcome.

How much do you want that copy of ReWind - Artful Dodger

[dj raw]

Originally posted by Mikee Hussla@Apr 30 2003, 08:12 AM
Today is the closing date for the competition. Any late entries welcome.

How much do you want that copy of ReWind - Artful Dodger
i already own a copy of artful dodger rewind, but another copy would mean that i could practice my beat juggling...

so here goes...

[dj raw]

fish fingers

[dj raw]

anal beard

[dj raw]

penile discharge

[Mikee Merge n C]

How lovely.

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

Like the avatar Mikee ! !

Nuff respect to the S'o'Sain Crew !

[Jay Stonerz MC]

Pigs Ear

[Jay Stonerz MC]

Nipple Clamp

[Jay Stonerz MC]

Butter Fungus

[Jay Stonerz MC]

Ear Wax

[Jay Stonerz MC]

Skid Mark

[Jay Stonerz MC]

Nostril Conglomorates

[Jay Stonerz MC]

Manny Fagnet

[Jay Stonerz MC]

Deep Phat Fryer

[Jay Stonerz MC]

Bum Fluff

[dj raw]

tripmastajay on the post count increase!

Boom!

[Mikee Merge n C]

Crab Pepper

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

Still deciding on the winner !

[Mikee Merge n C]

What do we win?
:blink:

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

You should of read the first post on this thread ! The winner will recieve a copy of ReWind by The Artful Dodger ! :lol:

[Mikee Merge n C]

As in Bo Selector?

[Sneaky]

Inter selector

[paolo]

1-lemon scab
2-the skoda
3-dutch courage
4-no name
5-dick head
6-night shift
7-easy tiger

[Sneaky]

Who wins then? :)

[Graham E]

Mate, which one wins??

[Mikee Merge n C]

Sopping Socket

[Mikee Merge n C]

Clitorial Cobwebs

[Mikee Merge n C]

Stinking Flaps

[Sneaky]

Hairy Haddock

[Mikee Merge n C]

Dislocated Bellend

[Sneaky]

stocking filler

[Sneaky]

Originally posted by merge@May 16 2003, 02:08 PM
Dislocated Bellend
:lol:

[Mikee Merge n C]

Has anyone actually sent this to Twisted? :huh:

Maybe we should!

[Sneaky]

Originally posted by merge@May 16 2003, 02:09 PM
Has anyone actually sent this to Twisted? :huh:

Maybe we should!
We should copywrite all these names , then sell 'em to him! :P

[Sneaky]

Baby Poo

[Sneaky]

Spunky Digestive

[Sneaky]

piss fetish

[Sneaky]

trouser snake

[Sneaky]

Forum Hussy

[Sneaky]

Brown star

[Sneaky]

Knicker Bacon

[Sneaky]

home grown

[Sneaky]

Crapston Villas

[Mikee Merge n C]

Dear me... These are getting dreadful! Hahahah! :D

[dj raw]

not sure if it's been done yet but...

soggy biscuit! :blink:

[Sneaky]

Who wins then Mike? :huh:

[paolo]

1-cattle-prod
2-cum-cakes
late,late entries as there has STILL been no winner announced,
skates on? :huh:

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

Wait ! !

Only 21 days late !

[Sneaky]

Cow Pie

[Sneaky]

Granny Minge

[Sneaky]

Greasy Flap

[Mikee Merge n C]

When Twisted visited Radio One to chat with Grooverider he set a competition to send in tracknames, win a signed album or something, and it'll be read out...

Myself and Bravo just bombed his mobile with suggestions.
'Cock Snot' being one of them.
['Thrush Crust' was actually the one which provoked him to reply!]
Now I've just seen a press release for Reformed Volume 4 and what do I see? Twisted Individual 'Cock Snot'! Hahahah! Wicked....]

Shall we send him all these ones as well?
:D

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

Should do ! !

Would be sweet to see some of these !

Got that EP coming in the next couple of days if all goes well with BW Blues :unsure:

[BAZ]

just been to MASSIVE to get a copy of artful dodge,

could'nt wait any longer.

Who won by the way?????????????????????

:unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure:

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

Originally posted by BAZ@Jun 24 2003, 10:20 PM
just been to MASSIVE to get a copy of artful dodge,

could'nt wait any longer.

Who won by the way?????????????????????

:unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure:
I couldn't decide who won !

I may put a poll up on another site of the top ten choices or something ? !

[Jay Stonerz MC]

Any of the newer members got any additions?

Check Rogers Profanisaurus (http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus/profanis.htm) for ideas and inspiration...

It is very amusing. :badteeth:

[Stumasta]

cunt bootin

[Jibba]

Oldie...missed first time around so....

Bearded love clam

[Brooka]

Nan Basher
Cum Bucket
Beef Curtain
Shit Rag
Penis Swab:finger: :fingah: :finger: :fingah: :penguin:

[Mikee Merge n C]

Manny Fagnet.

[Mikee Merge n C]

Bloody Grundle
Swining Utter
Sperm Receptacle
Deep-Fried Clit Strips

- from DOA! :badteeth:

[Mantmast]

Splooge-Cake
Anal Hymen
Banjo-String
Faecal Crust
Cum-Drenched Man Whore
Skull-Fucker...

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

Kurnle studded floating log

[Mikee Merge n C]

Jesus Christ!

:badteeth:

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

3D Porn

[Mikee Merge n C]

Food Rope - have you heard this one?! Dutty! :D