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Misdemeanor
14th May 2003, 02:59 PM
You kno the silly instructions you get with stuff....what would urs be?

Mine would have to be
*handle with care! (of course!) safety equipment not provided!
*place in direct sunlight to increase mood of appliance -preferrably for long periods of time
*ensure that appliance does not run out of skunk as this could potentially cause problems and the appliance may grind to a halt until further supplies have been negotiated.
*Incase of non start, feed spliff and place infront of speakers, increase volume to of dnb to a maximum.


and if u tipped me upside down, my warning would be:


WARNING continued exposure to white substances will cause severe deterioation to brain and external appearence.

:lol:

vice
14th May 2003, 03:07 PM
lol this is a cool thread I just can't think of anything good right now :-/

hmmm......


WARNING: may stop functioning correctly at any given time.

WARNING: occasionally craves expensive narcotics.

Gem
14th May 2003, 03:09 PM
fragile, handle with care!
caution, high maintenance
keep out of reach of children
wash hands before use!

Misdemeanor
14th May 2003, 03:11 PM
WARNING: Product will only function fully on week days

coombz
14th May 2003, 03:19 PM
^this way up^

vice
14th May 2003, 03:19 PM
Product is only fully charged from midday onwards
Over-use causes wear and tear
KEEP AWAY FROM DRAIN PIPES OR TALL WINDOW LEDGES



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coombz
14th May 2003, 03:20 PM
Originally posted by Bekit@May 14 2003, 03:19 PM
KEEP AWAY FROM DRAIN PIPES OR TALL WINDOW LEDGES
lol...

*contents will self destruct in 5 seconds

dj raw
14th May 2003, 03:27 PM
1. handle with care and caution
2. DO NOT FEED AFTER MIDNIGHT ;) :D :D

Ov3RKiLL
14th May 2003, 03:44 PM
Originally posted by dj raw@May 14 2003, 03:27 PM
1. handle with care and caution <span style='color:yellow'>
2. DO NOT FEED AFTER MIDNIGHT </span> ;) :D :D
:lol:



i cant think of any heheheh

maybe im havin a blonde moment or something!?

MIKEE HUSSLA
14th May 2003, 04:44 PM
Mine would say Return to Sender

Misdemeanor
14th May 2003, 05:44 PM
smartarse hehehe

geeman
14th May 2003, 06:19 PM
WARNING: Monkey,will bite if hungry!
WARNING: watch out nutter!