Misdemeanor
15th May 2003, 11:26 AM
>Don't cheat by reading the whole thing first. It is
hysterical if you do
it
> >right!
> >
> >Get a blank piece of paper , draw a picture of a whole pig
on it, not
just
> >the head , just a basic drawing though , don't spend too
long on it .
> >
> >
> >DRAW THE PIG BEFORE YOU GO ON.
> >
> >
> >
> >IF YOU DON'T THE TEST WILL NOT WORK!!
> >
> >
> >
> >NO CHEATING,
> >
> >
> >
> >DRAW THE PIG FIRST
> >
> >
> >
> > HAVE YOU DONE THE DRAWING??
> >
> >
> >
> >IF NOT, DO IT NOW
> >
> >
> >
> > IT IS REALLY FUNNY IF YOU DO IT RIGHT!
> >
> >
> >
> >OK' NOW TO THE INTERESTING STUFF.........
> >
> >
> >
> >The pig serves as a useful test of the personality traits
> >of the drawer.
> >
> >* If the pig is drawn to the top of the paper , you are
positive and
> >optimistic.
> >
> >Toward the middle , you are realistic.
> >
> > Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic , and have a
tendency
> >to behave negatively .
> >
> >* Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and
remember
> >dates(birthdays, etc.)
> >
> > Facing right , you are innovative and active , but don't
> >have a strong sense of family , nor do you always remember
dates .
> >
> > Facing front (looking at you ), you are direct, enjoy
> >playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid
discussions .
> >
> >* With lots of details , you are analytical, cautious , and
> >distrustful.
> >
> > With few details, you are emotional and naive , you care
> >little for details and are a risk taker .
> >
> >* With less than 4 legs showing , you are insecure or are
living
> >through a period of major change .
> >
> > With 4 legs showing , you are secure, stubborn, and stick
to
> >your ideals
> >
> >If you have drawn more than 4 legs , you are stupid .
> >
> >* The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you
are. The
> >bigger the better.
> >
> >* The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex
life, and
> >once again the longer ,the better.
> >
hysterical if you do
it
> >right!
> >
> >Get a blank piece of paper , draw a picture of a whole pig
on it, not
just
> >the head , just a basic drawing though , don't spend too
long on it .
> >
> >
> >DRAW THE PIG BEFORE YOU GO ON.
> >
> >
> >
> >IF YOU DON'T THE TEST WILL NOT WORK!!
> >
> >
> >
> >NO CHEATING,
> >
> >
> >
> >DRAW THE PIG FIRST
> >
> >
> >
> > HAVE YOU DONE THE DRAWING??
> >
> >
> >
> >IF NOT, DO IT NOW
> >
> >
> >
> > IT IS REALLY FUNNY IF YOU DO IT RIGHT!
> >
> >
> >
> >OK' NOW TO THE INTERESTING STUFF.........
> >
> >
> >
> >The pig serves as a useful test of the personality traits
> >of the drawer.
> >
> >* If the pig is drawn to the top of the paper , you are
positive and
> >optimistic.
> >
> >Toward the middle , you are realistic.
> >
> > Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic , and have a
tendency
> >to behave negatively .
> >
> >* Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and
remember
> >dates(birthdays, etc.)
> >
> > Facing right , you are innovative and active , but don't
> >have a strong sense of family , nor do you always remember
dates .
> >
> > Facing front (looking at you ), you are direct, enjoy
> >playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid
discussions .
> >
> >* With lots of details , you are analytical, cautious , and
> >distrustful.
> >
> > With few details, you are emotional and naive , you care
> >little for details and are a risk taker .
> >
> >* With less than 4 legs showing , you are insecure or are
living
> >through a period of major change .
> >
> > With 4 legs showing , you are secure, stubborn, and stick
to
> >your ideals
> >
> >If you have drawn more than 4 legs , you are stupid .
> >
> >* The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you
are. The
> >bigger the better.
> >
> >* The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex
life, and
> >once again the longer ,the better.
> >