Your most embarrassing experiences.

[Mikee Merge n C]

Oxford Alliance October 2002.
Having to leg it from the decks to the toilet before my bladder burst!

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

I can tell you have been browsing other forums today Merge ! ! ;)

[Jay Stonerz MC]

Break Convention 3.
Having a ruff and tumble with Tricky Nicky C on the stage, after a lot of Phistas vodka.
And falling down the stairs [leading to the stage] while I was mid-lyrical-flow.
And waking up the next day with very little memory and very many bruises.
And confessing to this is quite bad as well.

I'm still taking bookings though. :D :D

Oh dear now I've done it.

[Mikee Merge n C]

Originally posted by Mikee Hussla@May 16 2003, 03:13 PM
I can tell you have been browsing other forums today Merge ! ! ;)

So?
You wanna fight?
:D

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

Originally posted by merge@May 16 2003, 03:18 PM
Originally posted by Mikee Hussla@May 16 2003, 03:13 PM
I can tell you have been browsing other forums today Merge ! !  ;)

So?
You wanna fight?
:D
Bring it on rudeboy !

[dj raw]

Turning up to interview Paul van Dyk in Bournemouth supposedly on the guestlist @ finding that i wasn't on there...

then getting battered in a pub and trying to blag my way in by attempting to chat up the female bouncer with eyes like flying saucers...

NO CHANCE! :wacko: ;) :D

[Mikee Merge n C]

Hahaha!

Interviews eh? :D Bit of a journalist are ya mate? B)

[dj raw]

used to be... when i was a student at southampton i wrote for and edited the dance music section of the Student Newspaper. It was, and still is the ONLY dedicated student music newspaper :D

massive respect going out to all the crew at the Edge B)

[Lady_Dayaster]

ive got a few...
1) gettin knocked over by dj profile cuz i was so short he didnt even noticed me on the floor!

2) getti up from a exam and findin out that the whole skool seen gum on my skirt
3) tripped over and fell in a massive pot hole!

This experience is what i did 2 sum1 i knew...she been slaggin me off so i wanted 2get her back...me and few m8s grabbed a sanitry towel coloured it in red and stuck it on the girls bag when she left 4 lunch time in the school! lol sorry but i luved watchin her face go red...serves her right 4 bulling me lol

[Sneaky]

Cant think of any , apart from walking into posts ands stuff , but that happens to everybody. :P

[Blerg]

i dont think i would be able to pick out just one incident............ :huh: <_< :( :blink: :wacko: :unsure: :ph34r:

[Ov3RKiLL]

ive got no idea what to put

[coombz]

walking down the street with geeman and his 'antics' whenever a girl walks past....

it can't be described, only experienced

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

Many a time when I thought I was "badman" rollerblader, going backwards aand jumping etc !

God I hate stones that go under your wheels ! ! You can guess what used to happen !

:unsure: :lol:

[Ov3RKiLL]

Originally posted by coombz@May 20 2003, 12:29 PM
walking down the street with geeman and his 'antics' whenever a girl walks past....

it can't be described, only experienced
gee makes me fucking laugh

ahh gem do you remember when me you and gee went shopping in tescos and he made that noise and i couldnt stop laughing hard for fucking ages :D


nuff respect to the gee man... he does not give a fuck :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Gem]

Originally posted by Ov3RKiLL@May 20 2003, 01:12 PM
Originally posted by coombz@May 20 2003, 12:29 PM
walking down the street with geeman and his 'antics' whenever a girl walks past....

it can't be described, only experienced
gee makes me fucking laugh

ahh gem do you remember when me you and gee went shopping in tescos and he made that noise and i couldnt stop laughing hard for fucking ages :D


nuff respect to the gee man... he does not give a fuck :lol: :lol: :lol:
How could I possibly forget.

Along with the noises he made at 'old lady' lol

[Mikee Merge n C]

Originally posted by coombz@May 20 2003, 12:29 PM
walking down the street with geeman and his 'antics' whenever a girl walks past....

it can't be described, only experienced

Hahaha!
Any one who hits the pubs with Liberty [or John E Bravo before Charity came along...] gets similar experiences I expect! Hilarious...

[Mikee Merge n C]

Actually. I think Liberty's with someone [forgot her name] so I'm sure all this has stopped. [Hhhm.]

[Gem]

Originally posted by merge@May 20 2003, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by coombz@May 20 2003, 12:29 PM
walking down the street with geeman and his 'antics' whenever a girl walks past....

it can't be described, only experienced

Hahaha!
Any one who hits the pubs with Liberty [or John E Bravo before Charity came along...] gets similar experiences I expect! Hilarious...
Liberty used to have me in stitches. Esp when travelling with me in my car. He used to make this wacky noise. And when we stopped at traffic lights he opened the window at this straight businessman bloke on the side of the road, and looked really serious when he said

"excuse me mate, I just wanted you to know that the new word for 2002 is MRRRWAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

I couldn't drive I was laughing so much.

What happened to Bravo? Haven't seen him about for time.

[Misdemeanor]

I make a twat of myslef frequently, thou saturday was pretty good - dancin away in the dnb arena @weekender.... and then i realise that the top im wearing isnt quite covering my tits and im boppin away with my bra on full display and hadnt even noticed. Classy bird that i am! :lol:

Wonder how long it had been like that!!
:unsure:

[Mikee Merge n C]

I saw John last week actually. He's been working on some heavy rollers trust me...
I think he's got a few projects underwraps...
Watch this space.

[Lady_Dayaster]

SLIPPIN ON A DRAIN IN THE RAIN BY A MAIN ROAD

[Jay Stonerz MC]

Is that it? :huh:

[geeman]

AVIT i cant think of any cos i get to fucked!

[Gem]

I avoided this topic cos my list is never ending....

* IC3 coming up to me in the velvet rooms and knowing me by name, I said hi had a five min conversation and then asked who he was, man, all these fat black mcs look the same. I was drunk and then poked him in the belly and told him he'd lost weight :huh:

* Blagging it on stage at gatecrasher, getting off with patife and then dancing hammered at the front of the stage and whipping my top off in front of god knows how many thousand people. It was worse when my mates started calling me and told me I was on d&b arenas video coverage, in the way of the camera!

* Causing a bomb scare in Ambrosden (residential area for army, where I used to live) by forgetting my school bag and leaving it in the bus stop. It was during some conflict, and I had to call the police and the bomb disposal squad from my headmasters office to tell them I was a fool.

* Passing out at Hobsons choice a few monthes back, fell off the stage and had to be carried out by Douggie and Manikular. I couldn't really help that to much though!

* Knocking my teeth out twice, very publically.

Do I need to go on?!

[Gem]

Originally posted by merge@May 20 2003, 01:43 PM
Actually. I think Liberty's with someone [forgot her name] so I'm sure all this has stopped. [Hhhm.]
Oona, bones' old bird

[vice]

Originally posted by Gem@Jun 10 2003, 10:57 AM
Do I need to go on?!
nah mate quit while you're ahead !

[Gem]

Originally posted by Bekit@Jun 10 2003, 11:28 AM
Originally posted by Gem@Jun 10 2003, 10:57 AM
Do I need to go on?!
nah mate quit while you're ahead !
a head? I have a few more embarassing experiences to recall there if necessary. :P

[Misdemeanor]

patife!????? :o

lol oh dear!

suddenly me havin a dance in my bra doesnt mean shit ;)

[vice]

Originally posted by Gem@Jun 10 2003, 11:32 AM

a head? I have a few more embarassing experiences to recall there if necessary. :P
crptic! :D

spill.....

[Gem]

Originally posted by Misdemeanor@Jun 10 2003, 11:35 AM
patife!?????&nbsp; :o

lol oh dear!

suddenly me havin a dance in my bra doesnt mean shit ;)
Mate he was well rough. And being laughed at by Marky has damaged me for life.

Patife has well bad acne.

And how many people did you dance in front of in your bra?!? :(

[Gem]

Originally posted by Bekit@Jun 10 2003, 11:38 AM
Originally posted by Gem@Jun 10 2003, 11:32 AM

a head? I have a few more embarassing experiences to recall there if necessary. :P
crptic! :D

spill.....
Being viewed by a lorry driver, all would have been gravy if he wasn't so high up :/...

[vice]

Originally posted by Gem@Jun 10 2003, 11:41 AM
Originally posted by Bekit@Jun 10 2003, 11:38 AM
Originally posted by Gem@Jun 10 2003, 11:32 AM

a head? I have a few more embarassing experiences to recall there if necessary. :P
crptic! :D

spill.....
Being viewed by a lorry driver, all would have been gravy if he wasn't so high up :/...
:o

you dutty ho!

joke...nothing to be embarrased about really

[Gem]

Originally posted by Bekit@Jun 10 2003, 11:48 AM
Originally posted by Gem@Jun 10 2003, 11:41 AM
Originally posted by Bekit@Jun 10 2003, 11:38 AM
Originally posted by Gem@Jun 10 2003, 11:32 AM

a head? I have a few more embarassing experiences to recall there if necessary. :P
crptic! :D

spill.....
Being viewed by a lorry driver, all would have been gravy if he wasn't so high up :/...
:o

you dutty ho!

joke...nothing to be embarrased about really
Perhaps not my most embarrasing, more like the most regretable experience!

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

Patife ! !

Did he get MC Stamina to cerinade you while you kissed him on stage ? !

"He likes it, you liek it, she likes it too, Gem from Obsessions, with no bra, for the Movement Crew . . . ."

[Gem]

Originally posted by Mikee Hussla@Jun 10 2003, 11:58 AM
Patife ! !

Did he get MC Stamina to cerinade you while you kissed him on stage ? !

"He likes it, you liek it, she likes it too, Gem from Obsessions, with no bra, for the Movement Crew . . . ."
i had a bra on fool!

:huh:

[MIKEE HUSSLA]

Oh yeah ! Sorry !

Just kidding anywayz

[vice]

good lyrics though :D

[Misdemeanor]

Originally posted by Gem@Jun 10 2003, 11:38 AM
Originally posted by Misdemeanor@Jun 10 2003, 11:35 AM
patife!?????*&nbsp; :o

lol oh dear!

suddenly me havin a dance in my bra doesnt mean shit ;)
Mate he was well rough. And being laughed at by Marky has damaged me for life.

Patife has well bad acne.

And how many people did you dance in front of in your bra?!? :(


mate thats a fucking nitemare story. Praps i should tell my REALLY embarrasing one. lol. No actually, i only ever tell that when im drunk/fuckt ;)

Um how many ppl saw me? No idea. It was rammed...thou nobody i was with noticed. Or if they did they just let me get on with it hehe. :D

[Jay Stonerz MC]

Originally posted by Jay Stonerz MC
Break Convention 3.
Having a ruff and tumble with Tricky Nicky C on the stage, after a lot of Phistas vodka.
And falling down the stairs [leading to the stage] while I was mid-lyrical-flow.
And waking up the next day with very little memory and very many bruises.
And confessing to this is quite bad as well.

I'm still taking bookings though. :D :D

Oh dear now I've done it.

Jump-Off TV.wmv (http://abum.com/files/Movies/1350742464.wmv)

Hahahah! :funk:

[Misdemeanor]

does anyone else cringe at what they wrote when old threads get bumped!!!!!??

this ones so old you could have restarted it and no one would remember.....!

[grande]

Originally posted by Misdemeanor
does anyone else cringe at what they wrote when old threads get bumped!!!!!??

Actually when this happens on another board I post on I'm often surprised by how witty I used to be. Then I start wonder when it all started going downhill.

[Stumasta]

When I was about 16 me & a friend thought we'd have a few cheeky drinks before making our way to this under 18's disco.

Unfortunately neither of us had enough money to buy any alcohol so I got the key to my next door neighbours house and raided their drinks cabinet.

After making myself and my friend a heady cocktail of gin, vodka, brandy and whatever else was in the cupboard me & my friend doned our bomber jackets and off we went.

5 mins down the road I had already polished off most of the bottle so I was starting to feel a little pissed. I was also feeling a need for a poo. I gnored both of these urges and carried on walking.

After another 10 mins walking I just couldn't take the strain anymore and decided that I needed to find a place to take a dump.

I eventually chose a place behind a bush but ass I rolled down my trousers a big steaming turd fought itway out and landed square in the centre of my jeans.

All this in front of my mate who promptly went and told everyone in school.

:poopslay:

Unfortunately this is one of many highly embarassing events in my life.

[Jibba]

Calling a teacher Mum or Dad was always a high contender.