Recommended films

[Misdemeanor]

thought id separate the good ones from the shit films thread..

Recently seen http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/team-america/team-america-poster02.jpg

by the south park guys. All about the americans wrecking cairo & paris in search of the terrorists. And the puppets getting it on lol.

also banlieu 13 - directed by luc besson. Starts off with 20kilos of white powder being washed down the bath (with some bleach to boot) and then this amazing parkour escape (check the link)

http://www.hedonistica.com/media.php?path=/videos/amazing_escape.wmv

Also saw The descent - wasn't overly impressed mainly because it's the second caving film i've seen recently and both really similar.

[Gem04]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y250/gem04/hostage.jpg

[azonica]

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0001B3ZI2.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg


On Channel 4 tomorrow night I think, see it

[Jibba]

http://movies.nnov.ru/Covers/My%20Little%20Eye.jpg

Pure sickness!

Really chillling horror done on a low budget. Its basically like Big Brother but set up for the internet, all within a massive house in the middle of nowhere.

Go watch!

[madz]

http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/news-kisskiss-rev.jpg


GO SEE IT showing in the phoenix nowhttp://www.darkhorizons.com/news05/p-kiss.jpg

[Misdemeanor]

Originally posted by Jibba
http://movies.nnov.ru/Covers/My%20Little%20Eye.jpg

Pure sickness!

Really chillling horror done on a low budget. Its basically like Big Brother but set up for the internet, all within a massive house in the middle of nowhere.

Go watch!

chilling?! what like a warm summers day? :badteeth:
- Check out Kolobos (russian for 'mutilated') for similar sort of film but is actually worth watching ;) never realised it was an 18 either. wtf. i'm confused.

[Access]

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Network
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[madz]

Originally posted by Access
http://www.adultdvdsite.co.uk/uploads/images_products_large/1440.jpg


You are a sad little boy - keep your wank time private please

[Samas UK]

Sick.

[Access]

Originally posted by madz
You are a sad little boy - keep your wank time private please

What you talkin about, thats me on the bike... :D

[Access]

Originally posted by Samas UK
Sick.

LMFAO

[madz]

Originally posted by Access
What you talkin about, thats me on the bike... :D

you wish

[bardist-ass]

Originally posted by madz
You are a sad little boy - keep your wank time private please

im sure theres a crap pun in there somewhere .....

[Jibba]

Originally posted by Misdemeanor
chilling?! what like a warm summers day? :badteeth:
- Check out Kolobos (russian for 'mutilated') for similar sort of film but is actually worth watching ;) never realised it was an 18 either. wtf. i'm confused.

Look Misdemeanor, not everyone is as hardened as you.

I could imagine you asking for an Evol Intent tune on your wedding day :badteeth:

Oh and watch...

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00006JY6A.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Heavy like a tank.

http://www.megalithic.org/tmp/stewie.jpg

Couldn't find the actual cover, but Stewie Griffin - the untold story is hilarious!

[GDStar]

Any old skool films with jimmy stewart in...

I recommend 'Harvey'... i real feel good film...they just dont make'em like this anymore!

http://www.cdselections.com/cdslive/images/products/videos/VX696.JPG

[GDStar]

btw jibba,... soz but My Little Eye = :zzz:

[Misdemeanor]

Originally posted by Jibba
Look Misdemeanor, not everyone is as hardened as you.

I could imagine you asking for an Evol Intent tune on your wedding day :badteeth:


LMFAO - evol intent are heavy thou!;)


Also Buffalo Soldiers


http://www.publispain.com/posters/buffalo_soldiers.jpg

Nice dark comedy about US soldiers posted in W.germany with way too much time on their hands, getting high in tanks and flattening things, big drug factories, selling weapons to german arms dealers. This film is actually pretty funny and nothing to do with wars or anything like that. go see =)

[Jibba]

Originally posted by GDStar
btw jibba,... soz but My Little Eye = :zzz:

:rolleyes:

Well, I thought it was good. The twist when they actually find out whats going on is dark as fuck.

http://bilou69.free.fr/a/Akira-dvd.jpg

All you manga fans will know this well but if you've never watched or understood why people watch manga then this film will explain all.

One of my favourtie films ever.

[Tyranny v2.0]

Originally posted by GDStar
Any old skool films with jimmy stewart in...

I recommend 'Harvey'... i real feel good film...they just dont make'em like this anymore!

http://www.cdselections.com/cdslive/images/products/videos/VX696.JPG

Top top film.

Have a zoot and watch this. Its a classic.

Good shout GDStar :funk:

[azonica]

Akira is SICK



Buffalo Soldiers is fucking wicked too

[Misdemeanor]

akira is cool - urotsukidoji 1-4 as well, though the first two are the best imo

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004CMQ6.02._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004CNDI.02._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[SugaCube]

last night watched Mysterious Skin

it was really good but it was about this boy who got abused when he was a kid and when he grew up he decided to be a rent boy - was a bit graphic in places i.e. showed bits of him being abused and lots of gay sex but i thought it was good nonetheless

[bekah]

i have quite a short attention span, and dont watch many films, but i enjoyed

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0007M8HRE.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

and


http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0009S4IHY.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[bardist-ass]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0009S4IHY.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

lol

that and this



http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0006M4S28.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[Samas UK]

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00007L6QC.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00005U1ZE.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/video/misc/dreamworks/american-beauty/AB_poster_big.jpg

Proper headfuck film: (dont watch on pills.... trust me :badteeth: )

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/76/EXISTENZ.jpg/250px-EXISTENZ.jpg



and probably my favourite:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005ATQF.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[Mantmast]

http://images.bol.de/06/28/63/06286358_b003.jpg

http://www.copicmarker.com/shop/images/NinjaScroll.jpg

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004YA6T.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[bardist-ass]

Originally posted by Mantmast

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004YA6T.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Watched this about 2 days ago at work ....

Great film ......but one of the robots was disturbingly camp

[azonica]

Life Aquatic is awesome

[madz]

Originally posted by Samas UK
http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00007L6QC.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg


THE best film by far

American beauty is wicked too

Existenz is wierd though

My classic old film is pulp fiction :crack:

[Misdemeanor]

City of God is excellent Everyone should see this.

Also Battle Royale I&II
http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00005UDYA.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0002HSE8G.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[bardist-ass]

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0002HSDVY.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg



i know ive ranted on about this before but it is of legendary status

[Jibba]

Originally posted by Mantmast
http://images.bol.de/06/28/63/06286358_b003.jpg

http://www.copicmarker.com/shop/images/NinjaScroll.jpg

Know that.

Not feeling Exitenz at all, I was just a bit too weird with those plug in slug things and the weirdest battle scene ever.

City of God and full metal jacket are godlike.

[Access]

On a more serious note than my last post...

http://www.indelibleinc.com/kubrick/films/clockwork/images/orange4.jpg

[bardist-ass]

http://www.kaspinet.com/images/MoviePosters/LA%20Confidential.jpg

pissed my pantyloons when i saw this ......

still piss them now, but thats got nothing to do with the film.....

[Algar]

Big

[Algar]

This is also great

[Algar]

Oh, and this.

[Gem04]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y250/gem04/nationallampoon.jpg

BTW this is on Xmas Day I think


In fact all of the National Lampoons are great

[Pink Niki]

Sort of un-related but didn't wanna make a thread

The ol boy who played Mr Miyagi in the Karate Kid died recently



http://film.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0,12589,1651042,00.html

[Mantmast]

Yes - very sad news, now I understand the nature of Caution's MSN title...

[madz]

Originally posted by Mantmast
Yes - very sad news, now I understand the nature of Caution's MSN title...

Been wondering what that was about too. RIP

Just to add in another film:

http://www.thezreview.co.uk/posters/posterimages/m/mrandmrssmith3.jpg

cheesey but oh so good

[Access]

Originally posted by Algar
Big

HUGE

[Misdemeanor]

suicide kings is an oldie but one of my faves

http://www.duallens.com/images/40102.jpg

[Samas UK]

Another favourite:
http://www.filmthreat.com/UploadImages/holestinastory.jpg

Although sadly another British film to have an American doing an English accent taking the lead.

[rogue]

some big films mentioned!!

Personally Requiem for a Dream and American are in my top 5 all time films!

Buffalo Soldiers is very good too.

Check Rules of Attraction, which is pretty awesome!
Van der Dawson Beek is suprisingly good in this!

also, saw new Brit horror flick The Descent and thought it was wicked! Quite scary, good acting, good ending. Noice

http://www.upcominghorrormovies.com/images/descent.jpg

[Misdemeanor]

didnt rate The Hole that much ...

Though if you want disturbing, check The Jacket. Fancy being locked up for something you didnt do, then experimented on? Fancy being drugged and left in a straight jacket in the refridgerated section of the morgue so you trip out into the future? freakyshit.

also

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00075U0QW.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

definitely a great film, if you liked donnie darko then you'll probably like this, I think this is more enjoyable to watch as well.

[rogue]

was looking at The Jacket in Blockies last night but ended up plumping for the new Will Ferrell 'Kicking & Screaming' as we wanted something lighthearted. Quite funny once stoned.

Might have to do The Jacket next time then!

Butterfly Effect is wicked!

[Jibba]

My favourite 'hood' films...

http://www.screenselect.co.uk/images/products/1/1991-large.jpg


http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000541AK.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

http://www.rapbay.com/catalog/images/Friday.gif


and the classic...

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0767811070.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[madz]

Saw Walk the Line and Aeon Flux on the plane today, both are very good, first more intense character based biography on Johnny Cash and the second is a great action movie - feel like Rogue and Misd will like this

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/movies2005b/aeonposter3.jpg

[Jibba]

Saw Walk the Line and Aeon Flux on the plane today, both are very good, first more intense character based biography on Johnny Cash and the second is a great action movie - feel like Rogue and Misd will like this

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/movies2005b/aeonposter3.jpg

The adverts for that look gash beyond belief.

Watched the decent last night and thought it was good. Quite tense the whole way through with a genorous helping of gore.

Also the hills have eyes is a good slash horror film if you're into that sort of thing.

Two recent favourites are...

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/old-boy/old-boy-poster02.jpg

..and...

http://agitpop.canalblog.com/images/t-sympathylady.jpg

^^^Both by the same director (Park Chan Wook) who's been
likenened to the Eastern version of Tarantino. BIG films!

[azonica]

Jibba knows :cool:


Aeon Flux is shit

[Misdemeanor]

yea but Aeon flux is one i wanted to see - will make my own mind up on that one & let u know lol.

I saw the island last night and liked it. Pretty sure a load of people went on about that being poor as well!

welcome back madz btw =)

[Jibba]

I liked 'the Island'. I've never seen Logans run though so didn't have that to compare it to.

Still I like the concept of films like that. Similar to minority report, with the not-too distant future, not-too far fetched sci-fi bizzle going on.

[Gem04]

I watched Requiem for a dream the other night. Thats really good, although made me feel sick in parts, when theyre injecting etc...

40 year old virgin is funny

The Descent is really good too

[han d]

Requiem for a Dream is a good film...those little fast edits are common in student films, reckon from this - the mum...DARK AS!!!

I like 'Un Chien Adalou' (sp?) - thinks it could be by Dali but not 100%.

[Misdemeanor]

I liked 'the Island'. I've never seen Logans run though so didn't have that to compare it to.

Still I like the concept of films like that. Similar to minority report, with the not-too distant future, not-too far fetched sci-fi bizzle going on.

me too. always been a sucker for sci fi and nice special effects.

[Mantmast]

I watched Requiem for a dream the other night. Thats really good, although made me feel sick in parts, when theyre injecting etc...




ASS to ASS :shakeit:

[azonica]

ASS to ASS :shakeit:



:badteeth:

[Mantmast]

My favourite bit

[DJ Chemical]

if you get a chance:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005LKHZ.01._PE44_.The-NeverEnding-Story._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[azonica]

if you get a chance:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005LKHZ.01._PE44_.The-NeverEnding-Story._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg


Got that on video, classic

Atryuuuuuuuu :badteeth:

[Samas UK]

http://www.impawards.com/1986/posters/labyrinth_ver1.jpg

[DJ Chemical]

http://www.impawards.com/1986/posters/labyrinth_ver1.jpg


nice pic :badteeth:

Labyrinth was mad - David Bowie :zany:

[Mantmast]

Jennifer Connelly again :drool:

There's a guy who work's on the floor below who've I've nicknamed Ludo after the hulking beast from Labyrinth.

[Jibba]

There's a seperate 80's film thread you orrible kants :badteeth:

[DJ Chemical]

There's a seperate 80's film thread you orrible kants :badteeth:

ok thanks :)

































































:ban: NOW FUCK OFF U CUNT! :ban:
















































:badteeth:

[DJ Chemical]

http://www.tamistronach.com/neverEnding/images/empress_final.jpg


I think I fell in love with her when I was a kid, dunno why :cool:

[azonica]

http://www.tamistronach.com/neverEnding/images/empress_final.jpg


I think I fell in love with her when I was a kid, dunno why :cool:



Definetly

[Mantmast]

I had a massive crush on Princess Ozma from Return to Oz as a kid

http://www.oz.styleofcc.com/movie/ozma.jpg

[SugaCube]

http://www.tamistronach.com/neverEnding/images/empress_final.jpg


I think I fell in love with her when I was a kid, dunno why :cool:

yeah Mikee told me he had a crush on her too!

[DJ Chemical]

Tami Stronach Site (http://www.tamistronach.com/photos.html)

[SugaCube]

Tami Stronach Site (http://www.tamistronach.com/photos.html)

hmmmm she seems to have gone a bit weird now!

[bardist-ass]

Tami Stronach Site (http://www.tamistronach.com/photos.html)


she'd definatley get molested

[rogue]

yeah we were gonna go and see Aeon Flux but all the reviewers said it was gash and the trailer made it look like a steaming pile.

Gonna be checkin Hostel and The Hills Have Eyes soon though.

Film i watched recently: The Edukators (German movie)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0408777/


was alright

[Miss Red]

http://movies.nnov.ru/Covers/My%20Little%20Eye.jpg

Pure sickness!

Really chillling horror done on a low budget. Its basically like Big Brother but set up for the internet, all within a massive house in the middle of nowhere.

Go watch!

I saw this and had nightmares you dark fool! its about rich japanese business men paying to watch people being killed live online. If yo liked that youd like fear.com.

[Gem04]

I watched this last night which was quite good

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y250/gem04/confess.jpg

Im sure you would all love it :badteeth:

[azonica]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/89/Papillon_film.jpg

[Rimardo]

I watched 'Inside Man' with Denzel Washington & Jodie Foster on the weekend, truely awful film. Some of the worst acting I've seen for a long while

:piss:

[DJ Chemical]

I watched 'Inside Man' with Denzel Washington & Jodie Foster on the weekend, truely awful film. Some of the worst acting I've seen for a long while

:piss:

please re-read thread title and delete comment :badteeth:

[Rimardo]

please re-read thread title and delete comment :badteeth:

:fingah:

[Misdemeanor]

^^ lol

[cookie_biscuit]

if you get a chance:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005LKHZ.01._PE44_.The-NeverEnding-Story._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

That film is what you call my on off relationship with the BF....

[Misdemeanor]

^^ lol

[Misdemeanor]

Also Devil's Rejects, if i havent already posted it.

cant remember what it's about just remember it being a little bit on the darkside ;)

[jakeshears]

cant remember what it's about just remember it being a little bit on the darkside ;)

Just a bit, they cut a guys face off and make his wife wear it.... rough

[Mantmast]

Sounds like my sort of flick

[Misdemeanor]

yea thats the one - searched for some images and it all comes back to me!

http://theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/10/12/devils_rejects_big_051012044813066_wideweb__300x32 8.jpg
It pretty much follows on from house of 1000 corpses, thou i preferred this one. Both Rob Zombie.

[Jibba]

I saw this and had nightmares you dark fool! its about rich japanese business men paying to watch people being killed live online. If yo liked that youd like fear.com.

Way to ruin a film Tara :rolleyes:

lol @ Gem04 - such a bird!

lol @ Misdemeanor - officially the darkest lass in Oxford!

[bardist-ass]

http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00004RCM6.02._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[azonica]

http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00004RCM6.02._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg


BIG film!

Anything Wes Anderson does is great IMO, his next project is a take on Fantastic Mr Fox by Roald Dahl

[tanz]

If you are into martial arts, this film is fucking BAD:

http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0009VK74E.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V57023471_.jpg

The stunts are all done by the actor, I have seen this film so many times and fail to get bored of it.

[Gem04]

Watched this in bed last night, my favourite...

[bardist-ass]

Watched this in bed last night, my favourite...


Definately recommend that for fuelling a good hearty campfire......

[Gem04]

Definately recommend that for fuelling a good hearty campfire......

How can you say that!? I love this film. Has a good moral behind the story aswell.

[bardist-ass]

How can you say that!?


Well it keep a load us warm all night while we sat there and toasted marshmellows over its melting remains......

.....seriously Gem, works better than those crappy firelighters

[Gem04]

Well it keep a load us warm all night while we sat there and toasted marshmellows over its melting remains......

.....seriously Gem, works better than those crappy firelighters

God Jordan you clearly have no taste in films...



:badteeth:

[scheme]

http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/pics/dead_mans_shoes_poster.jpg



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