Job Vacancies please!

[Mikee Merge n C]

Some 9-5 shit please!
Anyone know of any vacancies at there place of work?
Cheers folks...

[coombz]

if you have a good legs and lots of short skirts you can be my secretary.....


errrrrrrrrrrrr

[dj raw]

Dave's always on about how lucrative vodafone is... i'm surprised you haven't had an application form off him ;) :D

Otherwise register with a temping agency. there's loads in oxford. money's not great but you should be able to wangle a bit more once you go permanent somewhere...

i'll keep my eyes open for you mate :)

[Mikee Merge n C]

Originally posted by coombz@May 20 2003, 12:45 PM
if you have a good legs and lots of short skirts you can be my secretary.....


errrrrrrrrrrrr

Um. OK then... :blink: :wacko:

[Mikee Merge n C]

And female [I hope] Coombz... [???? :o ] Hahahah!

[Ov3RKiLL]

Originally posted by merge@May 20 2003, 12:52 PM
And female [I hope] Coombz... [???? :o ] Hahahah!
he's not fussy

he likes to see men in skirts hahaha :lol:

[bardist-ass]

Originally posted by dj raw@May 20 2003, 12:48 PM
Dave's always on about how lucrative vodafone is... i'm surprised you haven't had an application form off him ;) :D

Otherwise register with a temping agency. there's loads in oxford. money's not great but you should be able to wangle a bit more once you go permanent somewhere...

i'll keep my eyes open for you mate :)
Oi!!!!! Nowt wrong with Tut' vodafone boy......



B)

[Mikee Merge n C]

I was hoping Manik could pick me up an application form but I don't see him in the flesh often so I guess it's tricky...
All the same...
I'm trying to think of areas I could bare to work in...

Shelve stackin is a breeze when your're paranoid like me but I may have to set my sights a little higher!

I have 8 GCSE's if that helps.

[bardist-ass]

Originally posted by merge@May 23 2003, 06:07 PM
I was hoping Manik could pick me up an application form but I don't see him in the flesh often so I guess it's tricky...
All the same...
I'm trying to think of areas I could bare to work in...

Shelve stackin is a breeze when your're paranoid like me but I may have to set my sights a little higher!

I have 8 GCSE's if that helps.
Mate, its a piece of piss!!!!!!

All you need is to 'flavour' a textbook CV, with a few chucks of computer skills and little sprinkle with people and customer service experiences and they have out on the office floor picking up the bins, faster than you can call me a c*nt !!!


:P

Nah seriously though. Theyre not recruiting at the moment but im sure your clever enuff to sort out a fancy cv.

[Manikular]

mate... there are plenty of thick shits who work at vodafone... but enough about the management, mike im sure you easily have the credentials to work in such a place, the staff turnover is quite high in the customer services dept or if you have any sales knowledge you could try to work in my dept which is more towards retention and upgrades and stuff like that.. we earn commision and it is quite easy to earn a decent wedge each month.

[Mikee Merge n C]

Koolio.

Where do I sign?! :D B)

[Misdemeanor]

one of my mates sits at home all day online and gets paid for sending txt msgs to er those txt2chat numbers u see in the back of magazines ....

only i dont think there s a call for that with women. ;)

u could pretend i guess Michalea hehehe

[Manikular]

Originally posted by merge@Jun 4 2003, 07:07 PM
Koolio.

Where do I sign?! :D B)
i'll sort you an application form.. now here is the bad bit

you HAVE to work 1 in 3 saturdays
and also one week in three you won't finish untill 8pm.

also if you work in my dept.. sundays are manditory

still interested?

[Mikee Merge n C]

If it pays reasonably I'll definately consider it mate.

[Manikular]

Originally posted by merge@Jun 6 2003, 05:23 PM
If it pays reasonably I'll definately consider it mate.
well.

how much do you consider to be reasonable?

[geeman]

get a job at TNT! mate

[Mikee Merge n C]

Where's TNT? What's TNT?!

[Ov3RKiLL]

its at milton park mate

carrying boxes for 7.15 an hour

:D

[Gem]

Merge couldn't lift a box!

[Ov3RKiLL]

Originally posted by Gem@Jun 10 2003, 10:37 AM
Merge couldn't lift a box!
its easy enough

plus!

we start at 2pm... fuck about... and start the real work at 5.30 :D

and we usualy end at 9/10, but get paid till half ten!



thats a pretty sweet job in my book!

[Mikee Merge n C]

Originally posted by Gem@Jun 10 2003, 10:37 AM
Merge couldn't lift a box!

Merge can't lift a box?
You can't stand. You fall flat on your face and bust your teeth! :D :P
Sorry.

[Gem]

Originally posted by merge@Jun 10 2003, 02:46 PM
Originally posted by Gem@Jun 10 2003, 10:37 AM
Merge couldn't lift a box!

Merge can't lift a box?
You can't stand. You fall flat on your face and bust your teeth! :D :P
Sorry.
only cos libba gave me one to many dentist chair experiences!

I was only joking sweetheart, love ya long time :)

[Mikee Merge n C]

Hehehe! :D